Pombe sio supu, cheki hawa..!!  

REDEEMER. said:

Mmoja angeropoka hata hii bili yetu nina mpango wa kuilipia yote mwenyewe, ndio wangejua hawafanani kwa kila kitu.

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Nyagei said:

Ndio stimu ya pombe hiyo

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sergio 5 said:

Afande john yupi yule wa chato ?

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Peacesmart said:

Jamaa wawili walikuwa wanakunywa pombe huku wakiongea na mazungumzo yao yalikuwa hivi;

Jamaa1: Unajua mzee wangu ni Polisi?
Jamaa 2: Weee kweli!? Hata mimi mzee wangu ni Polisi!

Jamaa 1: John is my last name.
Jamaa 2: (Akashangaa): Wow! Hata mimi My surname ni John!.

Jamaa 1: I'm 19 years old
Jamaa 2: What?. Usiniambie aisee!
(Akicheeka), I'm 19 years old too.

Jamaa 1: Usiniambia umezaliwa on the 13th of march na ukasoma Songea Boys?.
Jamaa 2: Yes! Nimezaliwa. 13th of march... Usiniambie naota maana nimesoma shule hiyohiyo.

Wakakumbatiana na huku wakilia...

Jamaa mmoja akashangaa sana akamuuliza mhudumu:
"Kuna tatizo gani na hawa vijana?"

Mhudumu: "Hawa ni watoto wa Afande John, ni mapacha sema wamelewa sana!".
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