Pombe sio supu, cheki hawa..!!

[Peacesmart]

Jamaa wawili walikuwa wanakunywa pombe huku wakiongea na mazungumzo yao yalikuwa hivi;

Jamaa1: Unajua mzee wangu ni Polisi?
Jamaa 2: Weee kweli!? Hata mimi mzee wangu ni Polisi!

Jamaa 1: John is my last name.
Jamaa 2: (Akashangaa): Wow! Hata mimi My surname ni John!.

Jamaa 1: I'm 19 years old
Jamaa 2: What?. Usiniambie aisee!
(Akicheeka), I'm 19 years old too.

Jamaa 1: Usiniambia umezaliwa on the 13th of march na ukasoma Songea Boys?.
Jamaa 2: Yes! Nimezaliwa. 13th of march... Usiniambie naota maana nimesoma shule hiyohiyo.

Wakakumbatiana na huku wakilia...

Jamaa mmoja akashangaa sana akamuuliza mhudumu:
"Kuna tatizo gani na hawa vijana?"

Mhudumu: "Hawa ni watoto wa Afande John, ni mapacha sema wamelewa sana!".
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[SAMORE]

ok basi sawa

 

[Tamati]

Poa poa mkuu

 

[Perfectz]

Hapa sijui ni kichekesho au ni maongezi ya watu waliolewa???

 

[Vamp]

Anhaaa kumbeee

 

[Plot281]

Ujinga tupu

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[Joseverest]

pombe bwana

 

[Nyagei]

Ndio stimu ya pombe hiyo

 

[REDEEMER.]

Mmoja angeropoka hata hii bili yetu nina mpango wa kuilipia yote mwenyewe, ndio wangejua hawafanani kwa kila kitu.

 

[Curious gal]

Mmoja angeropoka hata hii bili yetu nina mpango wa kuilipia yote mwenyewe, ndio wangejua hawafanani kwa kila kitu.

Hahahahaahaaaaaaa

 

[sergio 5]

Afande john yupi yule wa chato ?

 

[Slim5]

Ndio stimu ya pombe hiyo

Walevi wana kazi

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[Peacesmart]

Afande john yupi yule wa chato ?

Ahahahaha

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[FaizaFoxy]

Jamaa wawili walikuwa wanakunywa pombe huku wakiongea na mazungumzo yao yalikuwa hivi;

Jamaa1: Unajua mzee wangu ni Polisi?
Jamaa 2: Weee kweli!? Hata mimi mzee wangu ni Polisi!

Jamaa 1: John is my last name.
Jamaa 2: (Akashangaa): Wow! Hata mimi My surname ni John!.

Jamaa 1: I'm 19 years old
Jamaa 2: What?. Usiniambie aisee!
(Akicheeka), I'm 19 years old too.

Jamaa 1: Usiniambia umezaliwa on the 13th of march na ukasoma Songea Boys?.
Jamaa 2: Yes! Nimezaliwa. 13th of march... Usiniambie naota maana nimesoma shule hiyohiyo.

Wakakumbatiana na huku wakilia...

Jamaa mmoja akashangaa sana akamuuliza mhudumu:
"Kuna tatizo gani na hawa vijana?"

Mhudumu: "Hawa ni watoto wa Afande John, ni mapacha sema wamelewa sana!".
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Hizo zitakuwa ni bangi na huyo hakuwa mhudumu alikuwa pusher.

 

[FineForever]

Nyingine hii hapa, TEJA akitongoza DEMU wa Kizungu:-

TEJA: I love you
DEMU: I love you too
TEJA: I love you three
DEMU: What for?
TEJA: What five
DEMU: Are you sick?
TEJA: Are you seven...

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