Reason Why I Never Visit Rich People !

[Ng'wanza Madaso]

Question: what would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo or Coffee?
Answer: Tea please.

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice-tea or
green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea.

Question: How would u like it? Black or white?
Answer: White.

Question: Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?
Answer: With milk

Question: Goat milk, camel milk, or cow milk?
Answer: With cow milk please.

Question: milk from freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Um? I'll take it black.

Question: Would u like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar.

Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar>
Answer: Cane sugar

Question: White? brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.

Question: Mineral water or still water?
Answer: Mineral water

Question: Flavoured or non-flavoured?
Answer: Never mind, I'll rather die of thirst?

 

[Pretty]

.....Hahahahhah hii imetulia,kweli hawezi kutembelea tajiri tena huyu.

 

[senator]

duh huyo tajiri nae kazidi mbwembwe!! atakuwa anavitabia vya kule kashozi na kayanga!!😀

 

[Ng'wanza Madaso]

duh huyo tajiri nae kazidi mbwembwe!! atakuwa anavitabia vya kule kashozi na kayanga!!😀

Duh mkuu hapo umenikumbusha mbali.

 

[senator]

..Madaso ndo om nini huko??😎

 

[Ngala]

Mkulu hukumwelewa hakutaki kabsaa hapo hayo maswali yake matatu yangetosha kunitoa nduki kudadadadeki. Na akae na miswali yake ahhh!! NOOO

 

[Ng'wanza Madaso]

..Madaso ndo om nini huko??😎

Hapana mkuu nilishapita mitaa ya huko,Mimi ni muuza Ng'ombe I mean Sukumaland.

 

[Maria Roza]

Tobaaa!!

 

[Mtoto wa Kishua]

LMaO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!