Duble Chris
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Reasons why I never visit rich people !! Question: "What would U like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?" Answer: "tea please " Question: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?" Answer : " Ceylon tea.. " Question : "How would U like it ? black or white ?" Answer: "white" Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?" Answer: "With milk " Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk ?" Answer: "With cow milkPLEASE"... Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow, or Afrikaner cow?" Answer: " Ummm, I'll take it black then " Question: " Would U like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" Answer: "With sugar" Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?" Answer: "Cane sugar!!!!!" Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?" Answer: "LISTEN,, Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead PLEASE ..." Question: "Mineral water or still water ? " Answer: "Mineral water" Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?" Answer: "I'LL RATHER DIE OF THIRST" .. just leave me ALONE..... !!!!!!!!!!! |
Very funny and true! Abundance (wealth) offers so many choices that it can be disturbing to make a choice.No wonder the guest was ready to die of thirst rather than go through the painful process of making a choice from all those options. It has hapenned to me on several occassions.
Reasons why I never visit rich people !!
Question: "What would U like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please…"
Question: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : " Ceylon tea.. "
Question : "How would U like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk …… "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk ?"
Answer: "With cow milkPLEASE"...
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow, or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Ummm, I'll take it black then…"
Question: " Would U like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar!!!!!"
Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "LISTEN,, Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead PLEASE……..."
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'LL RATHER DIE OF THIRST"….. just leave me ALONE..... !!!!!!!!!!!