Red Scorpion
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- Feb 1, 2012
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Intelligent Husband
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Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
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Husband - Where are you going ?
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Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
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Husband also starts packing his clothes.
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Wife - Now where are you going ?
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Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
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Wife - And what about the kids ?
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Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
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Clothes unpacked.[emoji6][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]
Pls read n donot delete u will have a smile on your face[emoji2][emoji2]
Short Facts......
[emoji295][emoji295][emoji295][emoji295][emoji295][emoji295][emoji295][emoji295][emoji295]
Wife : "why are u home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
[emoji38][emoji39]
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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.
[emoji1]
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood
[emoji6]
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
[emoji40]
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Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
[emoji56]
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that:
The slide show begins.
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.
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Q - You know why women love shoes? [emoji151]
Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. [emoji12]
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Q - Why can't Women Drive well? [emoji594]
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
[emoji16]
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Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? [emoji554][emoji319]
Ans - There are no Shopping Centers..
[emoji6]
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Q - How to save a Dying Woman?
Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
[emoji39]
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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
[emoji23]
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The woman who invented the phrase ...
"All men are the same"
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
[emoji13]
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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....
[emoji12][emoji12]
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Wives are magicians........
They can change anything into an argument.
[emoji38][emoji12]
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!
[emoji12][emoji12][emoji38][emoji12]
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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle it...
[emoji2][emoji1][emoji3][emoji14][emoji12][emoji13]
.
Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
.
Husband - Where are you going ?
.
Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
.
Husband also starts packing his clothes.
.
Wife - Now where are you going ?
.
Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
.
Wife - And what about the kids ?
.
Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
.
Clothes unpacked.[emoji6][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]
Pls read n donot delete u will have a smile on your face[emoji2][emoji2]
Short Facts......
[emoji295][emoji295][emoji295][emoji295][emoji295][emoji295][emoji295][emoji295][emoji295]
Wife : "why are u home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
[emoji38][emoji39]
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.
[emoji1]
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood
[emoji6]
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
[emoji40]
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
[emoji56]
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that:
The slide show begins.
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Q - You know why women love shoes? [emoji151]
Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. [emoji12]
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Q - Why can't Women Drive well? [emoji594]
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
[emoji16]
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? [emoji554][emoji319]
Ans - There are no Shopping Centers..
[emoji6]
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Q - How to save a Dying Woman?
Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
[emoji39]
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
[emoji23]
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
The woman who invented the phrase ...
"All men are the same"
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
[emoji13]
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....
[emoji12][emoji12]
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Wives are magicians........
They can change anything into an argument.
[emoji38][emoji12]
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!
[emoji12][emoji12][emoji38][emoji12]
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle it...
[emoji2][emoji1][emoji3][emoji14][emoji12][emoji13]