Religion is bullshit - George Carlin

[Nkwesa Makambo]

When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it.

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.

And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you.

He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more.

Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit! [SIZE=+1]But I want you to know something, this is sincere, I want you to know, when it comes to believing in God, I really tried. I really, really tried. I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things.

I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is f****d up.

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[Nkwesa Makambo]

Carlin was more than a comedian, he was a philosopher, social commentator and critic of reknown originality.

As far as coming up with an explanation of our existence, you do not need to know the right answer to know that a certain answer is wrong. I do not know the square root of 2 at the top of my head, but if somebody tells me it is 3 I would surely object.

Again, you don't need to know the right answer to know that the given answer is wrong.

Unachosha na square root ya 2. Eleza basi, unaposema sio tatu Hata kama hujui, huku hauna maelezo kabisa Hata ya kukadiria ni ngapi sana sana waonyesha uzezeta katika kufikiri. Ukisema sio 3 toa maelezo yatayomsaidia asemaye ni 3 kuelewa labda utamsaidia aondokane na kosa la kimahesabu kupata 3. Sio 3. Sijui jibu lake lakini sio 3 . hapo unaonyesha ulivyo chizi tu.

 

[Nkwesa Makambo]

Ukweli wa mambo ni kwamba hakuna anayejua uwepo au kutokuwepo kwa mungu. Pande zote mbili (au tatu) hazijanishawishi kuwa mungu yupo au hayupo.

Umehitimishaje kwamba ni ukweli kwamba hakuna ajuaye uwepo au kutokuwepo ? Mimi najua uwepo nikiangalia namna mipangilio ya ulimwengu na vilivyomo ikiwa ni pamoja na Mimi mwenyewe, kwangu kukana uwepo wa mtengenezaji wa mipangilio hii ndiko kutakuwa kuwekewe maelezo ya kuniridhisha. Ni aina gani ya ushawishi unauhitaji , uwepo wako na utendaji wa viungo vyako mwenyewe hivikushawishi kuwepo kwa mpangiliaji wa viungo vyako na utendaji wake !!!???. Kwanini utegemee wengine wakushawishi wewe una maelezo gani juu ya mfumo wa DNA na vifananavyo na hivyo kwenye mwili wako, au wewe wa amini au wajua vilijiweka vyenyewe kwa msukumo wa mazingira ? Hata ukiwaza hivyo huoni kwamba mazingira yatakuwa nyuma ya uwepo wako ? Si amini juu ya uwepo wa Mungu MTU. Na amini juu ya Uwepo wa Mungu ambaye ni ROHO.

 

[The Monk]

Ukweli wa mambo ni kwamba hakuna anayejua uwepo au kutokuwepo kwa mungu. Pande zote mbili (au tatu) hazijanishawishi kuwa mungu yupo au hayupo.

fair enough mkuu ulichosema ni kweli, either side hajatoa convincing answer zaidi ya vitisho kama usipokubali kitakukuta nini!

Sina uhakika sana ila naona tuko pamoja, suala la kujidhihirisha au kujithibitisha inabidi liwe la Mungu mwenyewe na sio kazi ya wanadamu, atakua Mungu dhaifu sana kama anaweza kuelezewa na wanadamu.

 

[Kiranga]

Unachosha na square root ya 2. Eleza basi, unaposema sio tatu Hata kama hujui, huku hauna maelezo kabisa Hata ya kukadiria ni ngapi sana sana waonyesha uzezeta katika kufikiri. Ukisema sio 3 toa maelezo yatayomsaidia asemaye ni 3 kuelewa labda utamsaidia aondokane na kosa la kimahesabu kupata 3. Sio 3. Sijui jibu lake lakini sio 3 . hapo unaonyesha ulivyo chizi tu.

Chizi ni wewe unayesema kwamba ili ujue kwamba jibu ulilopewa si sahihi, ni lazima ujue jibu sahihi.

Nikikupa mtihani wa kujibu swali kwa sekunde tano tu, kuuliza 17649673835927164392165 + 5896754367238616943980326 jibu lake ni nini, off the top of your head, usiandike kitu wal kutumia.calculator, unaweza kunijibu?

Ukishindwa kujibu, nikikwambia jibu lake ni 259 utakubali?

Huhitaji kujua jibu sahihi ili ujue jibu ulilopewa si sahihi, mara nyingine unaweza kuona tu kwamba hizi namba mbili nilizopewa kujumlisha ni kubwa sana, zote positive, kwa hiyo jibu lake.lazima.litakuwa namba nyingine positive kubwa zaidi.

Sasa ukipewa.namba ndogo sana ukizilinganisha na hizo mbili automatically ubaona jibu si sahihi.

 

[Ishmael]

Chizi ni wewe unayesema kwamba ili ujue kwamba jibu ulilopewa si sahihi, ni lazima ujue jibu sahihi.

Nikikupa mtihani wa kujibu swali kwa sekunde tano tu, kuuliza 17649673835927164392165 + 5896754367238616943980326 jibu lake ni nini, off the top of your head, usiandike kitu wal kutumia.calculator, unaweza kunijibu?

Ukishindwa kujibu, nikikwambia jibu lake ni 259 utakubali?

Huhitaji kujua jibu sahihi ili ujue jibu ulilopewa si sahihi, mara nyingine unaweza kuona tu kwamba hizi namba mbili nilizopewa kujumlisha ni kubwa sana, zote positive, kwa hiyo jibu lake.lazima.litakuwa namba nyingine positive kubwa zaidi.

Sasa ukipewa.namba ndogo sana ukizilinganisha na hizo mbili automatically ubaona jibu si sahihi.

Akili mashudu ndio hizi.

 

[The Intelligent]

Ukweli wa mambo ni kwamba hakuna anayejua uwepo au kutokuwepo kwa mungu. Pande zote mbili (au tatu) hazijanishawishi kuwa mungu yupo au hayupo.

Either nothing is true or we don't know the true. I believe the god existance, because of marvelous of nature things, try to see sea very careful, solar system, plants animals etc. no doubt you will get answer and adequate info that god existed before and now, you will know he is a source of any thing.

 

[Ishmael]

Why all this malice?

 

[Ishmael]

When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it.

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.

And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!But He loves you.

He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more.

Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit![SIZE=+1]But I want you to know something, this is sincere, I want you to know, when it comes to believing in God, I really tried. I really, really tried. I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things.

I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is f****d up.

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