Say no to everything he suggests

COURTING

Out on her first date her mother 's words were ringing in her ears: " Say no to everything he suggests."

So after dinner and a couple of drinks he said: "Do you mind if we fool around in bed?"

COURTING

FRED's been turned down so many times he is like the hot page in a naughty novel.

COURTING

HE said it was love at first sight .
Then why didn't he marry her ?
Because he took a second look.

LIARS
SHE said she can tell by looking at your husband's face if he is lying .
"Yes" she said." If his lips are moving ,he is lying."

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CONMEN

SHE intended the 50 - cent piece to drop into his hat,but she missed and it clinked on the pavement.In a swift movement the blind man scooped it up.
"How did you see that "?she said " I thought you were blind "
"No I'm not blind' he said." It's my mate that's blind and I am filling in for him while he is at the movies".

CONMEN

THE blind man had his hand out " Can you spare a dollar?"

She looked at him suspiciously ."Why ,I'm sure you can see out of one eye".

"Well, fifty cents then"

DOCTOR

What's the use of consulting a doctor about a cold when he gives you a heart attack with the bill

DOCTOR

''I will examine you for twenty dollars''
''Go ahead ,Doc .If you find it you can have it''

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DOCTOR

''I will examine you for twenty dollars''
''Go ahead ,Doc .If you find it you can have it''

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Husband: “The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.”
Wife: “And did he?”
Husband: “Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.”