Sikutegemea ningechapia hivi..

[msangi360]

Kuna mbunge nilishamsikiaga alichapia akasema 'naunga mkonyo hoja' wabunge walicheka sana alfu spika akasema jaman wabunge 'mdomo hauna ulimi' wakawa hoi tenaaa[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji31] [emoji31] [emoji31] .... Unakumbuka siku ulishachapia mpaka ukikumbuka unacheka mwenyewe??????

 

[Àndres Alexis]

Kati ya mbuzi na mkubwa nani nguruwe? (kati ya mbuzi na nguruwe nani mkubwa)

 

[msangi360]

Kati ya mbuzi na mkubwa nani nguruwe? (kati ya mbuzi na nguruwe nani mkubwa)

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[Kanungila Karim]

Basi leo nimejaribu kupiga simu police maongezi yakawa hivi:
Mimi:Hello afande nipo hapa naona watu kibao wamekufa huku wamefukiwa
Afande:Kiongozi tuambie mahali ulipo tuje sasa hivi...
Mimi:Nipo hapa makaburini
I think wanakuja maana nasikia mlio wa defender