Sipendagi Ujinga

[MorTimer]

*Mdada: Baby naomba hela nimtumie mdogo wangu kang'atwa na nyoka*

*Boy: nipe namba ya huyo nyoka niongee nae*

*sipendagi ujinga mimi*

 

[incredible terminator]

Hahaaaaa

 

[Mwaka mpya]

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[Chimo]

*"Sipendi demu anayeomba pesa" kuna wakati huwa najiuliza..nimetongoza mwanamke au nimetongoza OMBA OMBA?*[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

Sipendi ujinga kabisa[emoji35][emoji35]

 

[Chimo]

Polisi amesimamisha taxi akauliza dereva mbona number za mbele haifanani na za nyuma? Dereva akamjibu...wewe kwani uso wako unafanana na matako yako? Tumecheka hadi sasa bado hatujaachiliwa..[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]Sipendagi Ujinga Mie

 

[Chimo]

*Bibi kapigwa mtama na Kibaka na kuporwa simu, Kainuka na kuanza kumkimbiza kibaka, Kibaka kuona Bibi hakati tamaa akatupa simu, Bibi kaikota na kuendelea kumkimbiza kibaka, Kibaka _"Bibi kama ni simu yako si tayari umechukua"_, Bibi kajibu _"Bado Mtama"_*
*Ujinga sipendagi mimi"*[emoji23]

 

[Chimo]

Leo nilipo ingia jikoni nikamuona *sisimizi* mmoja kwenye kabati nikamuwekea *visukari* kidogo mbele yake akaanza kulamba na baadae kidogo akaenda kuwaita wenzake. Alipoondoka me nikaifuta ile sukari ili wenzie wamwone *muongo*.
*SIPENDAGI UJINGA MIMI* [emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji12]

 

[Chimo]

Wakati naelekea home nikamuona Panya anahangaika kuingia kwa jirani huku mlango umefungwa . Nilichofanya ni kumgongea Mlango Jirani alipofunguwa nikajificha Panya akaingia Nahuruma saana na Sipendagi Ujinga Mie

 

[PNC]

Leo nilipo ingia jikoni nikamuona *sisimizi* mmoja kwenye kabati nikamuwekea *visukari* kidogo mbele yake akaanza kulamba na baadae kidogo akaenda kuwaita wenzake. Alipoondoka me nikaifuta ile sukari ili wenzie wamwone *muongo*.
*SIPENDAGI UJINGA MIMI* [emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji12]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] hii kali

 

[flintsky]

Zamani kreti za soda zikishanywewa tu unaenda kuzimalizia ukikuta nzi au mende unaeka pembeni.sipendi uchafu me

 

[Jitu Refu]

Leo nilipo ingia jikoni nikamuona *sisimizi* mmoja kwenye kabati nikamuwekea *visukari* kidogo mbele yake akaanza kulamba na baadae kidogo akaenda kuwaita wenzake. Alipoondoka me nikaifuta ile sukari ili wenzie wamwone *muongo*.
*SIPENDAGI UJINGA MIMI* [emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji12]

[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] ,umetshaaa sana