Sisi ndio wabongo bhana

[Curious Naturally]

We are Tanzanians[emoji173]
-We call every toothpaste COLGATE
We don't care[emoji23]
-We call every noodle SPAGHETTI
We are like that[emoji23]
-We call every insecticide DOOM
We cant help it[emoji23]
-We call every detargent OMO
It's in our DNA [emoji23]
-We point at an empty chair and ask “Who's sitting there ”
We are like that[emoji23]
-When Tanesco takes light, we go out and,check if it's the whole neighborhood
We are just like that[emoji23]
-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a Sim card
We don't have a problem[emoji23]
-We buy something,skip Instructions & ask neighbors how it's used
We don't care[emoji23]
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it 3x before going
We are cautious[emoji23]
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before going
We are strange like that[emoji23]
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning
We are like that[emoji23]
Imagine how it feels like... not being a Tanzanians[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[rkidilu]

Front seat
Hahaha

 

[Daudi Mchambuzi]

"We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before going"

Hii siachi kwa kweli.

 

[cocastic]

Huhuhuhuh front seat here

 

[mkorea]

We are Tanzanians

 

[Beeb]

Tumejizoea na hatuna habari.

 

[Sijijui]

We are Tanzanians[emoji173]
-We call every toothpaste COLGATE
We don't care[emoji23]
-We call every noodle SPAGHETTI
We are like that[emoji23]
-We call every insecticide DOOM
We cant help it[emoji23]
-We call every detargent OMO
It's in our DNA [emoji23]
-We point at an empty chair and ask “Who's sitting there ”
We are like that[emoji23]
-When Tanesco takes light, we go out and,check if it's the whole neighborhood
We are just like that[emoji23]
-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a Sim card
We don't have a problem[emoji23]
-We buy something,skip Instructions & ask neighbors how it's used
We don't care[emoji23]
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it 3x before going
We are cautious[emoji23]
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before going
We are strange like that[emoji23]
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning
We are like that[emoji23]
Imagine how it feels like... not being a Tanzanians[emoji23][emoji23]

We call every filling station shelly

 

[Majan]

Kila mhudumu wakike hospitalini tunamuita nesi na kila mhudumu wakiume hosptal ni Docta
NATUNAONA NDIO SAWA
sasa ww jichanganye mhudumu wakiume umuite nesi hata kama ndio fani yake ila kukuitikia jina hilo lazima akukate jicho kwanza

 

[MjuviKitambo]

"We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before going"

Hii siachi kwa kweli.

Hata Mimi siachi aiseee

 

[BUSH BIN LADEN]

Mzazi anavua miwani ili akusikilize kwa umakini

 

[MjuviKitambo]

Kila mhudumu wakike hospitalini tunamuita nesi na kila mhudumu wakiume hosptal ni Docta
NATUNAONA NDIO SAWA
sasa ww jichanganye mhudumu wakiume umuite nesi hata kama ndio fani yake ila kukuitikia jina hilo lazima akukate jicho kwanza

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Deejay nasmile]

Hahahaha "eti nani amekaa pale" au "kuna mtu hapa... "

 

[RRONDO]

We call every motorbike Honda!

 

[mzushi flani]

tukifunga mlango wa kitasa lazima tujaribu kuufungua tena.