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Dimma · Dec 17, 2017

Wasalaam wanaJF.

Mimi ni kijana wa kiume (umri miaka 30). Mimi na wife tumekuwa tunatafuta mtoto kwa muda karibia mwaka sasa, pasipo mafanikio.

Nikaamua kwenda maabara kupima sperms. Hapa chini ndizo results, madaktari naombeni mnipe tafsiri yake, je niko fit? ama nina gobore lisilokuwa na risasi? :

(N.B: Blood group... Mimi ni O RH+ . Wife ni B+)

Ahsanteni.

muhala.jr · Dec 17, 2017

Upo fresh

muhala.jr · Dec 17, 2017

Mkeo je alipima

Nokia83 · Dec 17, 2017

Aisee namshukuru mungu haya mambo hayajanitokea

Dimma · Dec 17, 2017

muhala.jr said:
Mkeo je alipima

Miezi minne iliyopita alichekiwa kwa 'utrasound' wakasema yupo okay. Kwa mujibu wa maelezo ya wife

Dimma · Dec 17, 2017

Nokia83 said:
Aisee namshukuru mungu haya mambo hayajanitokea

ni headache sana mkuu. Endelea kumshukuru Mungu

Nokia83 · Dec 17, 2017

Dimma said:
ni headache sana mkuu. Endelea kumshukuru Mungu

Jitahidini kushiriki tendo mambo yatajibu tu

Karucee · Dec 17, 2017

In layman's language sperm wako wanaleta uboya katika kazi za kiume.

Yaani umejitumaaaa, umesimamia kuchaaa, umecheza kidukuuu lakini ukiwaachia tu pale penyewe badala wakimbie fasta kwenye yai kama relay , yaani scramble for the fittest wanaleta pozi, *****.

Pia, kuhusu shape of sperm head inabidi iwe sharp pointed ili inase kwenye yai. Sasa wa kwako wanafocus zaidi kwenye editing hawanyooki.

N/B, just meant to make you smile bro. But you get the idea.😉

Dimma · Dec 17, 2017

Karucee said:
In layman's language sperm wako wanaleta uboya katika kazi za kiume.

Yaani umejitumaaaa, umesimamia kuchaaa, umecheza kidukiuuu lakini ukiwaachia tu pale penyewe badala wakimbie fasta kwenye yai kama relay , yaani scramble for the fittest wanaleta pozi, *****.

mkuu, unamaanisha sperm zangu hazina speed ya kutosha? zinatembea badala ya kutoka nduki?

DuppyConqueror · Dec 17, 2017

Karucee said:
In layman's language sperm wako wanaleta uboya katika kazi za kiume.

Yaani umejitumaaaa, umesimamia kuchaaa, umecheza kidukuuu lakini ukiwaachia tu pale penyewe badala wakimbie fasta kwenye yai kama relay , yaani scramble for the fittest wanaleta pozi, *****.

Pia, kuhusu shape of sperm head inabidi iwe sharp pointed ili inase kwenye yai. Sasa wa kwako wanafocus zaidi kwenye editing hawanyooki.

N/B, just meant to make you smile bro. But you get the idea.😉

Inawezekana kwenye shimo mazingira si rafiki....

whitehorse · Dec 17, 2017

Karucee said:
In layman's language sperm wako wanaleta uboya katika kazi za kiume.

Yaani umejitumaaaa, umesimamia kuchaaa, umecheza kidukuuu lakini ukiwaachia tu pale penyewe badala wakimbie fasta kwenye yai kama relay , yaani scramble for the fittest wanaleta pozi, *****.

Pia, kuhusu shape of sperm head inabidi iwe sharp pointed ili inase kwenye yai. Sasa wa kwako wanafocus zaidi kwenye editing hawanyooki.

N/B, just meant to make you smile bro. But you get the idea.😉

Nimecheka pia.[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

Pole mkuu Dimma. Mungu mwema utapata watoto tu. Fanya subira fanyaneni kwa bidii na kuleni vyakula lishe. Tunawaombea heri [emoji1431]

Dimma · Dec 17, 2017

whitehorse said:
Nimecheka pia.[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

Pole mkuu Dimma. Mungu mwema utapata watoto tu. Fanya subira fanyaneni kwa bidii na kuleni vyakula lishe. Tunawaombea heri [emoji1431]

Ameen! Shukrani sana mkuu Whitehorse. Naongeza bidii aisee 🙂🙂

Carlos The Jackal · Dec 17, 2017

Mkuuu ,,take her mkono kwa mkono ..nenda umpimishe mpo naye.

Moja ya jambo ambalo mwanamke hatokuja kusema ukweli
--nikm anajua hawezi kuzaaa .

usiyaamin sana maneno yake kabisaa .mwende wawili wamchek mbele yako..

Lkn pia Kwamajibu yoyote yatakayokuwepo Huyo nimkeo natabak kua mkeo na KUZAAAL NIMAJALIWA WENDA MNAKULANA SIKU ZISIZONAKITU,, ALAFU SIKU ZENYE KITU NDO MNAPUMZIKA.

Dimma · Dec 17, 2017

Vladimirovich Putin said:
Mkuuu ,,take her mkono kwa mkono ..nenda umpimishe mpo naye.

Moja ya jambo ambalo mwanamke hatokuja kusema ukweli
--nikm anajua hawezi kuzaaa .

usiyaamin sana maneno yake kabisaa .mwende wawili wamchek mbele yako..

Lkn pia Kwamajibu yoyote yatakayokuwepo Huyo nimkeo natabak kua mkeo na KUZAAAL NIMAJALIWA WENDA MNAKULANA SIKU ZISIZONAKITU,, ALAFU SIKU ZENYE KITU NDO MNAPUMZIKA.

ahsante sana chief Putin kwa ushauri wako murua kabisa. Nitazingatia uliyonieleza ndugu yangu. Shukrani

lucley · Dec 17, 2017

Upo fresh mkuu. Nasikia "dogggy" inafaa sana katika "kilimo cha watoto" hasaa wakati wa asubuhi.

Carlos The Jackal · Dec 17, 2017

Dimma said:
ahsante sana chief Putin kwa ushauri wako murua kabisa. Nitazingatia uliyonieleza ndugu yangu. Shukrani

Nakm utathibitisha yupo sawa ,,naomba tuwasiliane ,,, wanawake wengi husumbuliwa nakitu kinaitwa "Mchango" bila kuiondoa iyo hata km anamayai ya mapacha mapacha HATOBEBA MIMBA NG'OOOOO NA HOSPITAL UNAAMBIWA MKEO YUPO SAWA NAWW UPO SAWA.

Na mpwa Wangu mmoja,, Kubeba mimba ilishindikana lkn Hospital kila kipimo anaonekana yupo sawa ,,kumbe alikua namchango " Wamama hii wanaijua sana" ......Akapatiwa dawa,, katumia wiki mbili Kichefu Mara kitu ikooooo saizi Toto lake linamiaka 3 bongeeeee na anamimba tena ( jamaa wake Hataki masiala)[emoji23] [emoji23]

so ukishampima akawa poa nabado kuna hilo tatizo Tichekiane mkuuu..
Wanaume hatutupanigi .

Karucee · Dec 17, 2017

Dimma said:
mkuu, unamaanisha sperm zangu hazina speed ya kutosha? zinatembea badala ya kutoka nduki?

Si bora kutembea?

Mario hao.

Dimma · Dec 17, 2017

Vladimirovich Putin said:
Nakm utathibitisha yupo sawa ,,naomba tuwasiliane ,,, wanawake wengi husumbuliwa nakitu kinaitwa "Mchango" bila kuiondoa iyo hata km anamayai ya mapacha mapacha HATOBEBA MIMBA NG'OOOOO NA HOSPITAL UNAAMBIWA MKEO YUPO SAWA NAWW UPO SAWA.

Na mpwa Wangu mmoja,, Kubeba mimba ilishindikana lkn Hospital kila kipimo anaonekana yupo sawa ,,kumbe alikua namchango " Wamama hii wanaijua sana" ......Akapatiwa dawa,, katumia wiki mbili Kichefu Mara kitu ikooooo saizi Toto lake linamiaka 3 bongeeeee na anamimba tena ( jamaa wake Hataki masiala)[emoji23] [emoji23]

so ukishampima akawa poa nabado kuna hilo tatizo Tichekiane mkuuu..
Wanaume hatutupanigi .

Shukrani sana mkuu Putin. Hakika nitakutafuta baada ya jitihada za vipimo zaidi.

Dimma · Dec 17, 2017

lucley said:
Upo fresh mkuu. Nasikia "dogggy" inafaa sana katika "kilimo cha watoto" hasaa wakati wa asubuhi.

Hahahaa poa chief. Basi itabidi nikomae kutupia magoli sana kwa 'doggy' .

Dimma · Dec 17, 2017

Karucee said:
Si bora kutembea?

Mario hao.

Unaandika kilayman sana bila hata medical sense in your lines.

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