Foxhound
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Muda wote utakuwa mtu wa kuhisi hisi kuibiwa tu[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
STRESS FREE: Vichekesho on fleak! Weka na cha kwako hapa tufurahi
STRESS FREE: Vichekesho on fleak! Weka na cha kwako hapa tufurahi
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1kush africa
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Hahaa haha,maan huu mboga ni hatari lazima uwende 0713
Foxhound
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Hapana aisee
1kush africa
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Arabian queen
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*...... Boyfriend wako akiwa anakupa mizawadi kedekede unasema MAHABA*
*Lakini kaka yako akifanya hivyo kwa mkewe unasema LIMBWATA*[emoji23][emoji23]
*Hivi wadada aliyewaruhusu kuvuta bangi nani?*
*Lakini kaka yako akifanya hivyo kwa mkewe unasema LIMBWATA*[emoji23][emoji23]
*Hivi wadada aliyewaruhusu kuvuta bangi nani?*
Arabian queen
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Arabian queen
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Baba Mmoja Bahili Sana Alirudi Nyumbani Akaanza Kuwapiga Bakora Watoto Wake,
Watoto: Baba Mbona Unatuchapa Tumefanyaje?
Baba: Nyie Mna Matumizi Mabovu Sana Haiwezekani Mko Watatu Halafu Mnafungulia Feni Namba 4.[emoji125][emoji124][emoji125][emoji124][emoji125][emoji124]
Watoto: Baba Mbona Unatuchapa Tumefanyaje?
Baba: Nyie Mna Matumizi Mabovu Sana Haiwezekani Mko Watatu Halafu Mnafungulia Feni Namba 4.[emoji125][emoji124][emoji125][emoji124][emoji125][emoji124]
Arabian queen
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*ET ALIYEWAHI KULA JEURI YAKE ANIAMBIE LADHA IKOJE NA MIMI NILE KWASABABU NASIKIA TU WATU WAKIAMBIWA UTAKULA JEURI YAKO*
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*Wahenga agizeni coca baridii nitalipa bill*
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*Wahenga agizeni coca baridii nitalipa bill*
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Arabian queen
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KIAMA NI NINI??
*Kiama ni pale unapomchukua mke wa mtu ukaenda nae guest halafu ukakuta mumewe ndiye anaebadilisha mashuka*
*HAPO NDIO UTAJUA KWANINI TBC HAWAONESHI MICHEZO YA KIHINDI*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
*Kiama ni pale unapomchukua mke wa mtu ukaenda nae guest halafu ukakuta mumewe ndiye anaebadilisha mashuka*
*HAPO NDIO UTAJUA KWANINI TBC HAWAONESHI MICHEZO YA KIHINDI*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Arabian queen
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WARNING [emoji615] [emoji615] ‼‼‼‼‼‼
Please, don't eat anything at these places
1.McDonalds
2.Kababjees
3. KFC
4. Domino's
5. Pizza Hut
*without me*[emoji23]
Please, don't eat anything at these places
1.McDonalds
2.Kababjees
3. KFC
4. Domino's
5. Pizza Hut
*without me*[emoji23]
Arabian queen
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Mke wako anarudi nyumbani kasuka nywele za 30,000 na hujampa hata mia,we unakalia kusema waooo waoooo kama king'ora cha ambulance.
Shauri yako we endelea kusema waoooo waooo na atakuwa wao kweli[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Shauri yako we endelea kusema waoooo waooo na atakuwa wao kweli[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
stickvibration
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Jamaa alikuwa na mkewe wakitalii mbuga za wanyama, ghafla wakamuona swala (gazelle) akikimbizwa na duma (cheetah).
Basi mke akamuambia mumewe "tupinge akikamatwa swala nasoma msg zako za WhatsApp, na asipo kamatwa milele sintasoma"! Angalia kilichotokea hapo![emoji23][emoji23]
Basi mke akamuambia mumewe "tupinge akikamatwa swala nasoma msg zako za WhatsApp, na asipo kamatwa milele sintasoma"! Angalia kilichotokea hapo![emoji23][emoji23]
stickvibration
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Mchungaji: Pepo toka
Pepo akajibu: stoki
Mchungaji: Toka kwa jina la Yesu
Pepo: Stoki
Mchungaji: Nimesema toka kwa jina la Yesu
Pepo: Nimetumwa nije nikae kwa mtu huyu ili kesho aokote milioni 100.
Mchungaji kusikia hivyo akasema "Nimesema
toka uniingie mimi"
waumini:Aaaa.
CHEZEA PESA WEYE.[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]♂♂♂♂♂♂
Pepo akajibu: stoki
Mchungaji: Toka kwa jina la Yesu
Pepo: Stoki
Mchungaji: Nimesema toka kwa jina la Yesu
Pepo: Nimetumwa nije nikae kwa mtu huyu ili kesho aokote milioni 100.
Mchungaji kusikia hivyo akasema "Nimesema
toka uniingie mimi"
waumini:Aaaa.
CHEZEA PESA WEYE.[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]♂♂♂♂♂♂
Arabian queen
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Kilitokea nn[emoji28]
Arabian queen
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Lol[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]kazidii
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Hahaha
Mdomo bakuli
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Mtoto: Baba mie naenda kulala
BABA: Kunywa kabisa maji hyo tabia yako ya kuita mtu akuletee maji ya kunywa chumbani sitaki kuisikia
MTOTO : Baba mie sina kiu leo
BABA: We haya ila Leo ntakukomesha tabia yako!
******Baada ya dakika kadhaa*****
MTOTO; Anaita Babaaa babaaa we babaaa
BABA: nn wewe na makelele yako?
MTOTO: Niletee maji ya kunywa
BABA: Nilikuambiaje? Si ulijifanya husikii kiu sasa nikija huko nakuja kukuchapa
MTOTO: Ukija kunichapa uje na maji ya kunywa!
BABA: Kunywa kabisa maji hyo tabia yako ya kuita mtu akuletee maji ya kunywa chumbani sitaki kuisikia
MTOTO : Baba mie sina kiu leo
BABA: We haya ila Leo ntakukomesha tabia yako!
******Baada ya dakika kadhaa*****
MTOTO; Anaita Babaaa babaaa we babaaa
BABA: nn wewe na makelele yako?
MTOTO: Niletee maji ya kunywa
BABA: Nilikuambiaje? Si ulijifanya husikii kiu sasa nikija huko nakuja kukuchapa
MTOTO: Ukija kunichapa uje na maji ya kunywa!
Arabian queen
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[emoji23][emoji28]watoto wa mwendo kasi
enjai ya kyasha
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Mi nkirud na kadet mpya mbna haniulizi