Stupid question, stupid answer

Aquatic · Mar 16, 2014

konda anakukuta stend ya bus anakuuliza vp Unakendwa?...mjibu Ndo narudi

Aquatic · Mar 16, 2014

Mtu yupo ndani anasikia Mvua inanyesha anauliza hiyo mvua?..mjibu hapana hilo ni jua linapiga kelele:bolt:

Aquatic · Mar 16, 2014

unakutana na mtu mzima njiani anakuuliza hivi wewe ndio mtoto wa mzee fulani...mjibu hapana mimi ndie baba yake mzazi

Aquatic · Mar 16, 2014

Mtu anakuona unaendesha gari anakuuliza vp umenunua gari siku hizi?...Mjibu hapana nimeliokota dampo vingunguti

chongchung · Mar 16, 2014

Naona onasoma comment yangu.
Acha unaaa basi.

eleuter · Mar 22, 2014

Akiuliza mzima kweli? Mwambie sijapima mda mrefu asee

Enny · Mar 22, 2014

AshaDii said:
A; Nasikia wa Bongo ukiwauliza swali mpaka nao wakuulize hawawezi to jibu, Ni kweli?

B; Wewe nani kakwambia?

Kwani hujui?

Dejane · Mar 22, 2014

Unaolewa lini?=nakusubiria wewe
Unafanya kazi gani?=unataka kunipa kazii?

Achoki · Mar 23, 2014

chongchung said:
Naona onasoma comment yangu.
Acha unaaa basi.

hapana naandika comment yako

Heaven Sent · Mar 23, 2014

Utamaduni said:
Mtu anakuona umeongozana na mke wako mjamzito tumbo kubwa kabisa tena mpo knilini anakuuliza

VP naona mama mambo tayari, unamjibu bado, amekula hamira ndo tunaenda kukaanga maandazi.

Hahahaha Yesuuuu nimecheka jaman khaa

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middo lulyheart · Mar 23, 2014

Mtu sa 8 ucku anaulza unfanya nini mwambie naotajua

mpimbi · Mar 28, 2014

Enny said:
Kwani hujui?

mmmhhhh tangu lini ajue?.

bumilo · May 27, 2014

mpimbi said:
mmmhhhh tangu lini ajue?.

Mtu anakupigia simu na kukulalamikia akisema: ndugu yangu yaani unaoa bila kunipa taarifa? kweli wewe hufai. Mimi namjibu: hata Mimi ndo nasikia kutoka kwako.

bumilo · May 27, 2014

Tuyuku said:
ha ha ha ha haaaa nimevunjika mbavu aisee. Mtu anakuona unafukuzia demu anakuuliza unataka ukamtie? Unamjibu nataka tukaimbe kwaya.

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! hiyo noma. umetisha.

prospa · May 28, 2014

Jaguar said:
{1}Mtu anakukuta unafyatua matofali,anakuuliza;naona unafyatua matofali au vipi?,unamjibu;[hapana,ninaoka mikate!]
{2}Mtu anakukuta unavuta sigara,anakuuliza;na wewe unavuta sigara?,unamjibu;[hapana,hii ni chaki inaungua!].>>
{3}Mkeo anakuta namba ya mwanamke mwingine kwenye simu yako,anang'aka;niambie,na huyu ni nani?,unamjibu;[soma jina lake,si limeandikwa hapo!].

Mtu anakuona nyumbani kwako anauliza Naona upo? JIBU hapana nimetoka nitarudi kesho.

BatteryLow · May 28, 2014

Trafiki anakupiga mkono Magomeni gari inaelekea mjini anakuuliza, 'unakwenda wapi?' mjibu 2 kiurahisi 'naenda Ubungo'

BatteryLow · May 28, 2014

RR said:
Unaangalia soka....mtu anakutxt kuuliza updates. ...unamjibu
bila bila dakika ya 70....
Yeye anauliza tena...kipndi kipi?

...dakika za nyongeza!!

thinky · May 28, 2014

Enny said:
Kwani hujui?

nimwelewe nani?

Malcolm X5 · May 28, 2014

DAWA YA SIKIO said:
Mtu anakuona umetulia home anakuambia "nakuona mzee !"
Unamwambia,acha uongo wewe mbona mi sikuoni mkuu!

Ahahah u made my day,hiii kaliii

SAUTI YAKO · May 28, 2014

mtu anakuona kituoni unasubil daladala 'nakuona unasubil gar,mwambie nasubir chochote kitachowah kat ya ndege,mel,tren ntapanda hicho hicho

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