ROBERT MUGABE
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Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Girls' legs are like rumours.. They spread any how
Robert Mugabe 2015
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Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two
idiots will say "Bossu how far?" [emoji23]
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Robert Mugabe 2016
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Some of you girls can't even jog
for 5minutes but expect a
guy to last in bed with u for
2hours??? Ur level of
selfishness demands
a one week crusade..
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Robert Mugabe 2016
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It's hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
Robert Mugabe 2016
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Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
R.G Mugabe 2016
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No sex before marriage???
If that was God's plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day.
Robert Mugabe
Wisdom will kill Mugabe
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Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend*
*Robert Mugabe 2016*
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"Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffels me..."
~Robert Mugabe[emoji23][emoji1][emoji97][emoji23][emoji23]
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If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-rays[emoji3][emoji3]
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Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex
-Robert Mugabe
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Dear sisters,
Don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining.........you are not an umbrella -
Robert Mugabe (2016)
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