Out of a bunch of millions of sperms there was this one sperm named Dickson. Dickson was always trying to keep his fitness,jogging,lifting weights and even swimming.~~~When his friends asked him why was he doing these things,he said;"only one of us will meet the egg and make a baby,and I want to be that one when time comes".~~His friends would just laugh at him and pass. ~~The time for them to go out came and Dickson outran all of them to the exit,as matter of fact,there was a huge gap between Dickson and the rest.~~All of a sudden the other guys saw Dickson running back as fast as they have never seen him before.As he went past them in the opposite direction.~~They asked,"Dickson why are you running back,didn't you say you wanted to be the one?",and Dickson breathlessly replied,"heh heh heh......This stupid is MASTURBATING!