Tamu ya infidelity imenitokea puani

[Matarese]

The story is too good to be true maana kama ni kweli huwezi kurudi ofisini. The rule for any infidel is that once caught na huwezi kudeny then admit and apologise kwa umpendaye hivyo huwezi kurudi ofisini.

But assuming that its true then Teamo and co. should cleary tell u that you broke the following principles:
1. Never go into the infidelity game (while you are new comer into the game) with a new comer. Find someone more experienced akupe experience. Siyo mbaya kwa mwanaume kutoka na jimama.

2. Never ever while in DSM town go and cheat with anyone at the following hotels: Kibodya Inn, Durban Hotel, Bondeni Hotel (Magomeni). Everybody in town goes to those hotel and many of us ladies are aware of them.

3. Always trace your movements in every corner you go. Dont leave traces of your movements (Same way with deleteing sms and recent call lists).

4. Never cheat or pick a girl while you are not sure of your wives movement. Ensure all the time you have someone to trace her. if she is a house wife use the housegal or if she has a sister use her to know her movemnets while you are on your move.

5. Never open a door while you are in a hotel room. Let them break the door. (By the time they break the door wewe utakuwa tayari umeshavaa, umetandika kitanda, umefuta sperms na uko kwenye meza unafanya interview na mdada wako kama alivyofanya yule mkuu wa wilaya kule kusini). Ingawa hii haitamek sense kwa mama watoto but its easy to be excused bcoz hatakuwa na evidence na hakuna kosa kisheria kufanya intervieew na mfanyakazi wako kokote hata kama hotelini. (Usisahau kumkumbusha mama watoto pia mkataba wa Richmond ulisainiwa chumbani kwa Karamagi kule London).

6. If its really important to open the door always make the gal do that. Hakuna ujasiri wowote unaoufanya kwa wewe kuwahi mlango. Dont 4get kuwa adhabu nyingine kubwa ya cheaters ni kumwagiwa acid (ref. kubenea) so its better if its your better half who suffers the consequences.

7. Beware of hotels ambazo hazina alternative ways za kusepa. Do your research. I am sure the infidels themselves will give you the hotel names.

LADIES BE HAPPY!! NIMEWAPA TRICKS ZOTE AMBAZO WANAUME WETU HUWA WANATUMIA WANAPOKUWA WANACHEAT ON US. SO NEXT TIME YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ESPECIALLY NO. 6.

Leo wakati wa chakula cha mchana nikatoka na kabinti kamoja kageni kametoka chuoni siku za karibuni kwa ajili ya kupata mlo wa mchana.
Tukaenda florida pub na kuagiza mexican chicken na chips tukisindikiza na bia lainilaini.
Utamu ukanoga, nikamkokota mtoto mpaka kwenye kijihoteli kimoja kinaitwa kibodya inn hapo mtaa wa nkuruma.
Tukapewa chumba kizuri kabisa na shughuli ikaanza.
Foreplay za hatari na ufundi wa kufa mtu.
Mara kitu kimo ndani nje, kama mara kumi na mbili hivi tukasikia mlango ukigongwa.
Ukagongwa kwa mara ya pili na kwa nguvu zaidi.
Nikaona nikasikilize kuna nini.
Ile kutaka tu, nikakutana uso kwa uso na mke wangu.
Akaniambia niendelee tu na kumchapa huyo binti, ila alikuwa amekuja kuniaga kuwa anarudi kwao, na wala hana haja ya kugwana mali, ila atachukua nguo zake zote tu.
Nikabaki hoi, ulimi umenitoka nisijue la kufanya.
Muda huu ndio naingia ofisini na kujiuliza hivi hawa wakina teamo, ni lipi nimekosea kwenye katiba yao?[/QUOTE]

DU WE CAREN NOMA!

 

[Fixed Point]

Pole sana kwa yaliokukuta ulipokosea ni KUONGOZANA NAE HADI SEHEMU YA TUKIO.Kwenye kanuni wanasema ni MWIKO KUONGOZANA sasa kitendo cha wewe kuongozana nae ndicho kilichokuaribia, pili ni marufuku kufanya infidelity inafanyiwa mbali na maeneo ya home,kazini kama wafanyakazi mjini ulitakiwa uende mbali na mji km: Mbagala,Gongolamboto,Mbezi ama Tegeta nk

Born Town, natamani ungeniona ninaposoma post yako, yaani mbavu sina. napata picha kama unamgombeza mtoto ambaye kafanya kosa la kizembe sana. kwa kweli huo ni uzembe............................

 

[Fixed Point]

The story is too good to be true maana kama ni kweli huwezi kurudi ofisini. The rule for any infidel is that once caught na huwezi kudeny then admit and apologise kwa umpendaye hivyo huwezi kurudi ofisini.

But assuming that its true then Teamo and co. should cleary tell u that you broke the following principles:
1. Never go into the infidelity game (while you are new comer into the game) with a new comer. Find someone more experienced akupe experience. Siyo mbaya kwa mwanaume kutoka na jimama.

2. Never ever while in DSM town go and cheat with anyone at the following hotels: Kibodya Inn, Durban Hotel, Bondeni Hotel (Magomeni). Everybody in town goes to those hotel and many of us ladies are aware of them.

3. Always trace your movements in every corner you go. Dont leave traces of your movements (Same way with deleteing sms and recent call lists).

4. Never cheat or pick a girl while you are not sure of your wives movement. Ensure all the time you have someone to trace her. if she is a house wife use the housegal or if she has a sister use her to know her movemnets while you are on your move.

5. Never open a door while you are in a hotel room. Let them break the door. (By the time they break the door wewe utakuwa tayari umeshavaa, umetandika kitanda, umefuta sperms na uko kwenye meza unafanya interview na mdada wako kama alivyofanya yule mkuu wa wilaya kule kusini). Ingawa hii haitamek sense kwa mama watoto but its easy to be excused bcoz hatakuwa na evidence na hakuna kosa kisheria kufanya intervieew na mfanyakazi wako kokote hata kama hotelini. (Usisahau kumkumbusha mama watoto pia mkataba wa Richmond ulisainiwa chumbani kwa Karamagi kule London).

6. If its really important to open the door always make the gal do that. Hakuna ujasiri wowote unaoufanya kwa wewe kuwahi mlango. Dont 4get kuwa adhabu nyingine kubwa ya cheaters ni kumwagiwa acid (ref. kubenea) so its better if its your better half who suffers the consequences.

7. Beware of hotels ambazo hazina alternative ways za kusepa. Do your research. I am sure the infidels themselves will give you the hotel names.

LADIES BE HAPPY!! NIMEWAPA TRICKS ZOTE AMBAZO WANAUME WETU HUWA WANATUMIA WANAPOKUWA WANACHEAT ON US. SO NEXT TIME YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ESPECIALLY NO. 6.

[Q]

Watu wana vituko................ Caren mambo!

 

[Beauty]

na bado, kama ni ndoa takatifu hizo ndio faida zake, jitulizie upinzani na uende kumpigia goti mkeo.

 

[Beauty]

Pole sana kwa yaliokukuta ulipokosea ni KUONGOZANA NAE HADI SEHEMU YA TUKIO.Kwenye kanuni wanasema ni MWIKO KUONGOZANA sasa kitendo cha wewe kuongozana nae ndicho kilichokuaribia, pili ni marufuku kufanya infidelity inafanyiwa mbali na maeneo ya home,kazini kama wafanyakazi mjini ulitakiwa uende mbali na mji km: Mbagala,Gongolamboto,Mbezi ama Tegeta nk

naona unazidi kumjaza ukimeo,sasa Mikela jaribu na hii.

 

[GodfreyTajiri]

Kweli kabisa, hamfikii mama watoto wangu hata kidogo, ni tamaa tu ndo zilizoniponza.
nina watoto wawili na wife ni kama bado hajazaa...
hana kitambi, mrefu, mwembamba, na hana mikunjo usoni.
Dah... kweli majuto mjukuu

ona sasa unazidi kuongeza makosa!

majuto ni mwiko kwa mzinifu.

asilani usikubali kosa. nini hiyo ya kufungua mlango ukiwa na mzigo,
kanusha hata kama umekutwa kwenye tendo lenyewe! ikibidi mshutumu shetani
sio wewe.

kama wife amekuja kukuaga ujue anataka ujue aliko na angependa uwe unapita
kumsalimia ukimkumbuka. yataisha tuu usiwe na shaka.

 

[kisukari]

ona sasa unazidi kuongeza makosa!

majuto ni mwiko kwa mzinifu.

asilani usikubali kosa. nini hiyo ya kufungua mlango ukiwa na mzigo,
kanusha hata kama umekutwa kwenye tendo lenyewe! ikibidi mshutumu shetani
sio wewe.

kama wife amekuja kukuaga ujue anataka ujue aliko na angependa uwe unapita
kumsalimia ukimkumbuka. yataisha tuu usiwe na shaka.

mmmh,wanaume mmeshinda

 

[GodfreyTajiri]

mmmh,wanaume mmeshinda

ndo ukweli wenyewe. hujambo lakini kisugar :smiling:

 

[The Finest]

Hii sio infidelity hata kupata CERTIFICATE haustahili kabisa

 

[RR]

Hii sio infidelity hata kupata CERTIFICATE haustahili kabisa

Sio setifiketi Finest.....hastahili hata udahili....

 

[The Finest]

Sio setifiketi Finest.....hastahili hata udahili....

Itabidi ISC tuanzishe kitengo cha DEPO ili wapite huko kwanza kabla ya kuja kilingeni

 

[Dina]

Pole sana kwa yaliokukuta ulipokosea ni KUONGOZANA NAE HADI SEHEMU YA TUKIO.Kwenye kanuni wanasema ni MWIKO KUONGOZANA sasa kitendo cha wewe kuongozana nae ndicho kilichokuaribia, pili ni marufuku kufanya infidelity inafanyiwa mbali na maeneo ya home,kazini kama wafanyakazi mjini ulitakiwa uende mbali na mji km: Mbagala,Gongolamboto,Mbezi ama Tegeta nk

Kwa kuusoma uhadithiaji wake, hata angeenda Morogoro angekutwa!

 

[Baba_Enock]

Careen Nimekukubali!

Inawezekana Shemeji yetu unam-cheat ile mbaya!:hand:

 

[LeopoldByongje]

The story is too good to be true maana kama ni kweli huwezi kurudi ofisini. The rule for any infidel is that once caught na huwezi kudeny then admit and apologise kwa umpendaye hivyo huwezi kurudi ofisini.

But assuming that its true then Teamo and co. should cleary tell u that you broke the following principles:
1. Never go into the infidelity game (while you are new comer into the game) with a new comer. Find someone more experienced akupe experience. Siyo mbaya kwa mwanaume kutoka na jimama.

2. Never ever while in DSM town go and cheat with anyone at the following hotels: Kibodya Inn, Durban Hotel, Bondeni Hotel (Magomeni). Everybody in town goes to those hotel and many of us ladies are aware of them.

3. Always trace your movements in every corner you go. Dont leave traces of your movements (Same way with deleteing sms and recent call lists).

4. Never cheat or pick a girl while you are not sure of your wives movement. Ensure all the time you have someone to trace her. if she is a house wife use the housegal or if she has a sister use her to know her movemnets while you are on your move.

5. Never open a door while you are in a hotel room. Let them break the door. (By the time they break the door wewe utakuwa tayari umeshavaa, umetandika kitanda, umefuta sperms na uko kwenye meza unafanya interview na mdada wako kama alivyofanya yule mkuu wa wilaya kule kusini). Ingawa hii haitamek sense kwa mama watoto but its easy to be excused bcoz hatakuwa na evidence na hakuna kosa kisheria kufanya intervieew na mfanyakazi wako kokote hata kama hotelini. (Usisahau kumkumbusha mama watoto pia mkataba wa Richmond ulisainiwa chumbani kwa Karamagi kule London).

6. If its really important to open the door always make the gal do that. Hakuna ujasiri wowote unaoufanya kwa wewe kuwahi mlango. Dont 4get kuwa adhabu nyingine kubwa ya cheaters ni kumwagiwa acid (ref. kubenea) so its better if its your better half who suffers the consequences.

7. Beware of hotels ambazo hazina alternative ways za kusepa. Do your research. I am sure the infidels themselves will give you the hotel names.

LADIES BE HAPPY!! NIMEWAPA TRICKS ZOTE AMBAZO WANAUME WETU HUWA WANATUMIA WANAPOKUWA WANACHEAT ON US. SO NEXT TIME YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ESPECIALLY NO. 6.

Leo wakati wa chakula cha mchana nikatoka na kabinti kamoja kageni kametoka chuoni siku za karibuni kwa ajili ya kupata mlo wa mchana.
Tukaenda florida pub na kuagiza mexican chicken na chips tukisindikiza na bia lainilaini.
Utamu ukanoga, nikamkokota mtoto mpaka kwenye kijihoteli kimoja kinaitwa kibodya inn hapo mtaa wa nkuruma.
Tukapewa chumba kizuri kabisa na shughuli ikaanza.
Foreplay za hatari na ufundi wa kufa mtu.
Mara kitu kimo ndani nje, kama mara kumi na mbili hivi tukasikia mlango ukigongwa.
Ukagongwa kwa mara ya pili na kwa nguvu zaidi.
Nikaona nikasikilize kuna nini.
Ile kutaka tu, nikakutana uso kwa uso na mke wangu.
Akaniambia niendelee tu na kumchapa huyo binti, ila alikuwa amekuja kuniaga kuwa anarudi kwao, na wala hana haja ya kugwana mali, ila atachukua nguo zake zote tu.
Nikabaki hoi, ulimi umenitoka nisijue la kufanya.
Muda huu ndio naingia ofisini na kujiuliza hivi hawa wakina teamo, ni lipi nimekosea kwenye katiba yao?[/QUOTE]

Duh Unaonekana Mzoefu katika masuala haya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Usijali yote maisha.

 

[Edo]

Caren mambo vipi?

 

[Askofu]

Asante Caren mwenye jina kama la mwanae Asprin.....

Nem koling...

Hii sio infidelity hata kupata CERTIFICATE haustahili kabisa

Sio setifiketi Finest.....hastahili hata udahili....

Itabidi ISC tuanzishe kitengo cha DEPO ili wapite huko kwanza kabla ya kuja kilingeni

The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Caren For This Useful Post:

Asprin (Today), Kaizer (Yesterday), Roya Roy (Yesterday)​

Yaone kwanza... utayajua tu kwa matendo yao...

Eti hii ni yuziful post...😡

 

[Msanii]

hahahaah pole sana.
wewe umefanya infidelity kwa kutamba hadharani kila mtu akuone umeopoa toto halafu unauliza umekosea nini?
next time kuwa mwangalifu usikae bars za barazani hakikisha ukishamweka kwapani infidelitiwa unazama naye kwenye eneo la makamuzi. masiaya ya bia za sponge yanakufuata humo humo.
Ulikosea kipengele cha HIDE kwenye katiba ya INFIDELITY

 

[Smiles]

Leo wakati wa chakula cha mchana nikatoka na kabinti kamoja kageni kametoka chuoni siku za karibuni kwa ajili ya kupata mlo wa mchana.
Tukaenda florida pub na kuagiza mexican chicken na chips tukisindikiza na bia lainilaini.
Utamu ukanoga, nikamkokota mtoto mpaka kwenye kijihoteli kimoja kinaitwa kibodya inn hapo mtaa wa nkuruma.
Tukapewa chumba kizuri kabisa na shughuli ikaanza.
Foreplay za hatari na ufundi wa kufa mtu.
Mara kitu kimo ndani nje, kama mara kumi na mbili hivi tukasikia mlango ukigongwa.
Ukagongwa kwa mara ya pili na kwa nguvu zaidi.
Nikaona nikasikilize kuna nini.
Ile kutaka tu, nikakutana uso kwa uso na mke wangu.
Akaniambia niendelee tu na kumchapa huyo binti, ila alikuwa amekuja kuniaga kuwa anarudi kwao, na wala hana haja ya kugwana mali, ila atachukua nguo zake zote tu.
Nikabaki hoi, ulimi umenitoka nisijue la kufanya.
Muda huu ndio naingia ofisini na kujiuliza hivi hawa wakina teamo, ni lipi nimekosea kwenye katiba yao?

Safi sana.... ningemjua huyo mkeo ningempa zawadi.
Mmezidi na mambo ya kuiga.....hao kina "Teamo" unaowafata wenzio ukute hata hawafanyi hayo mambo,
nyie na kujifanya wajuaji...haya sasa! samahani kwa kuwa nashindwa kukupa pole kwa maana hayo umejitakia,
lakini pamoja na hayo bado tunakukaribisha chama cha upinzani pale utakapoamua kutubu na kuanza maisha yako upya
BILA INFIDELITY.....of any kind!!! :mad2:

 

[Deodat]

"ni lipi nimekosea kwenye katiba yao?"

Yaani wewe umevunja karibu kanuni zote zinazowaongoza 'infedelators' and 'infideletees'. Kikubwa, walisisitiza sana kuwa "both, infidelators and infideletees shall have recognized marital status", sasa wewe na vitoto vya shule wapi na wapi? ungemchukua mtu mwenye ndoa yake angekuwa makini na asingekubali kwenda kibodya inn manake hiyo kila mjanja mjini anajua hapo huwa ni kimeo. Inawezekana hata mkagongana na mkeo manake ukute na yeye alienda kwa malengo kama yako.

 

[bacha]

Leo wakati wa chakula cha mchana nikatoka na kabinti kamoja kageni kametoka chuoni siku za karibuni kwa ajili ya kupata mlo wa mchana.
Tukaenda florida pub na kuagiza mexican chicken na chips tukisindikiza na bia lainilaini.
Utamu ukanoga, nikamkokota mtoto mpaka kwenye kijihoteli kimoja kinaitwa kibodya inn hapo mtaa wa nkuruma.
Tukapewa chumba kizuri kabisa na shughuli ikaanza.
Foreplay za hatari na ufundi wa kufa mtu.
Mara kitu kimo ndani nje, kama mara kumi na mbili hivi tukasikia mlango ukigongwa.
Ukagongwa kwa mara ya pili na kwa nguvu zaidi.
Nikaona nikasikilize kuna nini.
Ile kutaka tu, nikakutana uso kwa uso na mke wangu.
Akaniambia niendelee tu na kumchapa huyo binti, ila alikuwa amekuja kuniaga kuwa anarudi kwao, na wala hana haja ya kugwana mali, ila atachukua nguo zake zote tu.
Nikabaki hoi, ulimi umenitoka nisijue la kufanya.
Muda huu ndio naingia ofisini na kujiuliza hivi hawa wakina teamo, ni lipi nimekosea kwenye katiba yao?

Ajali kazini hiyo mikela,ipo sana tu hiyo!mi nataka nijue, ''ulipokuwa unapiga hizo chapuo zako kama 10 za nje ndani na mara mkeo akatokea na kukwambia endelea tu, je ulikomaa kweli ukaendelea mpaka kumwaga hiyo juisi yako au ulikatisha game!maana yake kama kweli wewe ni jasiri nadhani ulipaswa umalize DK. 90 kisha ndo ufahamu yaliyojiri!