Tangazo Maalum: Mradi wa Kazi Majuu!

[William J. Malecela]

this is what we call 419 scam!stay away.even if you received such an email from your FATHER or WIFE,just stay away!
NO ONE in the west is in a position to hire now.MJUE hilo.they are even struggling to keep the extremely talented IVY league educated employees they have.sembuse kukufuata wewe AFRICA?!aaaaaagh

- Ni kawaida ya mtu aliyeshiba, huwa hakumbuki wengine wenye njaaa na huwa haelewi kwamba anaweza kurudi kwenye njaa wakati wowote.

- Nidvyo tulivyo ingawa sio wote tulioumbwa hivyo, mkuu SHY nimeshakupitishia najua wewe ni IT sasa kama kuna mushkeli anywhere kama tulivyoongea nifahamishe, nitamfikishia huyu sister.

Respect.

FMEs!

 

[MzalendoHalisi]

Wajinga ndio waliwao!

 

[William J. Malecela]

Wajinga ndio waliwao!

- Kama wale waliobiwa hela za gari kutoka Canada, au waliowaibia? Bwa! ha! ha! ha! wajingaaaaa kweli ndio waliwao!

- Duh kweli kuna watu wana nguvu duniani, yaani akisema ruka, wengine masikini ya Mungu ni kuruka tu bila hata kuuliza vipimo! kweli great thinkers Bwa! ha! ha!

Respect.

FMEs!

 

[mpangwa1]

I hope JF is for educating each other and not others sasa watu wameanza kutumia kwa utapel, how comes uficheche mambo make it transparancy then we can find the truth. why are you very irritated when people try to question about your information. field marsh tuwe wazi kabis huu niutapeli tena wakitoto. there is no logic to hide the information and i advise people to get out of this information. watu wanatafuta ulaji tu. WHY FEE FOR WHAT, WHAT KIND OF JOB, YOU CANT SAY ANY IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE

 

[SpinDoctor]

Nawaombeni wanaJF msijiingize kwenye mtego huu wa kitapeli! Yaani of all the people hata wewe Field Marshall ES unaleta email kama hii hapa ukumbini? Au kuna mpango wa ukumbi huu kuufanya uonekane wa kitapeli?! Halafu mpate sababu za kuufungia? Just thinking aloud!

 

[William J. Malecela]

I hope JF is for educating each other and not others sasa watu wameanza kutumia kwa utapel, how comes uficheche mambo make it transparancy then we can find the truth. why are you very irritated when people try to question about your information. field marsh tuwe wazi kabis huu niutapeli tena wakitoto. there is no logic to hide the information and i advise people to get out of this information. watu wanatafuta ulaji tu. WHY FEE FOR WHAT, WHAT KIND OF JOB, YOU CANT SAY ANY IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE

- Hapana ninajibu kama ninavyoulizwa, yes kuna habari nimezitoa kuhofia washikaji wangu ambao wapo kwenye kwenye process tayari wasije wakanyimwa viza, labda ningekuuliza wewe WHy are you irritated na majibu yangu ambayo yanashabihiana na maswali tu na sio anything else!

- Unasema utapeli wa kitoto with what evidence? Unaamini kwamba mimi ninaweza kukutapeli wewe dola mia tatu au mwananchi yoyote masikini mwenzangu, you real believe that? Kwa nini unapenda kujiweka mbele mbele kwenye kila kitu hata usiyoyajua kama haya? Si JF huwa tunaongea kwa facts sasa zako ziko wapi mkuu on this ishu? Nimeshakumbia mara nyingi sana mkuu kwamba hunitishi never na hizi never ending nonesense zako!

Sasa weka facts za utapeli wa kitoto, kama huna waachie wenye shida niwasaiie kujaribu bahati zao! Maskini bwana hiyo kupata kidogo tu ndio imekuwa nongwa sasa wengine wafe!

Respect.

FMEs!

 

[William J. Malecela]

Nawaombeni wanaJF msijiingize kwenye mtego huu wa kitapeli! Yaani of all the people hata wewe Field Marshall ES unaleta email kama hii hapa ukumbini? Au kuna mpango wa ukumbi huu kuufanya uonekane wa kitapeli?! Halafu mpate sababu za kuufungia? Just thinking aloud!

- Weka facts mkuu, JF tunafahamika kwa facts sio filimbi, na sisi wote hapa sio bendera fuata upepo, kuna tunatumia vichwa vyetu kufikiri na kuona badala ya kuamuliwa na wengine.

- Heshima Mbele Sana Mkuu, ila next time ongea na facts. Ninamsubiri Mkuu Shy, afanye u-IT wake halafu aniambie kwamba hii barua ni fake, then nitawaomba radhi wananchi wote kwa usumbufu na ujinga juu on my part!

- Na kwa taarifa yako ni kwamba wale watu wanaoandika barua fake kwenye internent siku hizi wame-advance mpaka wanakutumia na cheki ya hela kabisaaa for real ili uupande mkenge vizuri, tunayafahamu hayo.

FMEs!

 

[William J. Malecela]

our goals

are you ready to relocate to the..... To work? We are here to help you with employment and housing.do you want to work and study ? We do it for humanitarian charity and for god and not for financial benefit.for more information, contact the general secretary with below e-mail address

*IS THIS PROGRAMME A LOTTERY*



This is a continous question that have being arrising from the lips of our numerouse candidates or applicants.This programme is neigther lottery nor loto.In this programme, everybody is a winner provided that you kept to the rules and regulations of this organisation. All applicants are qualified and MUST be giving a place in the vacancy positions under us in the .............

All applicants must be carried along provided that he/she applys through the right chanels which is through their Zonal Co-ordinators.Immediatey you recieves your registration/application form from your Zonal Co-ordinators, have it in mind that you are comming to the....... to work and therefore start to prepare for your departure immediatey to avoid it taking you by suprise.

 

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[William J. Malecela]

*WHY SHOULD I PURCHASE THE REGISTRATION / APPLICATION FORM FROM THE ZONAL OFFICE AND NOT DIRECT FROM THE HEAD QUARTERS*



We have received lots of questions on why should payments be made to the zonal offices and why should the zonal office instead of the head offices issue reference file numbers.
This program is designated to assist, protect and improve the welfare of Refugees and citizens of third world countries around the world. Formally, this program had being presided or rather, administered by the international Head Office or Headquarters but we later found out that the purpose for this program was not met.



The opportunity was not getting direct to those who needed it most. Most citizens ........ and other immigrants .......were applying for their families and friends who are back home in their respective native countries, thereby making it very difficult for the refugees and citizens of third world nations who have no friends or families in the.......not to benefit from the program. There were lot of people in Africa, Asia etc who do not know about this program until the presiding of this program was transferred to zonal offices and since then many refugees and citizens of third world countries have benefited from this immensily.

*THEN WHY SHOULD I PAY FOR THE FORMS TO REGISTER*



The administration of the zonal offices is being funded by the annual fees from the NGO bodies, donations from the good citizens and the application forms processing payments.It is also compulsory that you commits some fund to purchase the form to enable you to be seriouse and hardworking in your choosing carrier when you goes to your place of duty that we shall place you.


*IS THERE A SITUATION THAT I CAN BE REJECTED OR DIS-QUALIFIED*
You are to be authomaticaly rejected or dis-qualiffy from this programme if:-
1.It is later find out that you are a convicted crimminal.
2.You are a terrorist or that you have a friend terrorist.
NB: Except for the two mentioned offences,there is no other thing that can leaqd to your disqualification from participation in the Resettlemt/Recruitment programme.

*WHAT IF I AM REJECTED OR DIS-QUALIFFIED*

Your registration/application fees shall be immediately return to you through your zonal co-ordinating office while your name shall be replaced with another applicant from your zone in the situation of rejection.


*DOES I HAVE FULL RIGHT TO WORK AND LIVE IN THE ....... IF I MIGRATES THROUGH THE SPONSORHHIP OF THIS FOUNDATION*



Your visa is to be issued to you direct including living and working permit certificates.So you do not need to hide from anybody in the ...........

 

[William J. Malecela]

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- Thanks this is what JF should be about, yaani quick and great thinkers, badala ya crying conspiracies all the times hata bila facts, thanks for the understanding bros!

Respect.

FMEs!

 

[SpinDoctor]

*why should i purchase the registration / application form from the zonal office and not direct from the head quarters*



we have received lots of questions on why should payments be made to the zonal offices and why should the zonal office instead of the head offices issue reference file numbers.
this program is designated to assist, protect and improve the welfare of refugees and citizens of third world countries around the world. Formally, this program had being presided or rather, administered by the international head office or headquarters but we later found out that the purpose for this program was not met.



the opportunity was not getting direct to those who needed it most. Most citizens ........ And other immigrants .......were applying for their families and friends who are back home in their respective native countries, thereby making it very difficult for the refugees and citizens of third world nations who have no friends or families in the.......not to benefit from the program. There were lot of people in africa, asia etc who do not know about this program until the presiding of this program was transferred to zonal offices and since then many refugees and citizens of third world countries have benefited from this immensily.

*then why should i pay for the forms to register*



the administration of the zonal offices is being funded by the annual fees from the ngo bodies, donations from the good citizens and the application forms processing payments.it is also compulsory that you commits some fund to purchase the form to enable you to be seriouse and hardworking in your choosing carrier when you goes to your place of duty that we shall place you.


*is there a situation that i can be rejected or dis-qualified*
you are to be authomaticaly rejected or dis-qualiffy from this programme if:-
1.it is later find out that you are a convicted crimminal.
2.you are a terrorist or that you have a friend terrorist.
nb: Except for the two mentioned offences,there is no other thing that can leaqd to your disqualification from participation in the resettlemt/recruitment programme.

*what if i am rejected or dis-qualiffied*

your registration/application fees shall be immediately return to you through your zonal co-ordinating office while your name shall be replaced with another applicant from your zone in the situation of rejection.


*does i have full right to work and live in the ....... If i migrates through the sponsorhhip of this foundation*



your visa is to be issued to you direct including living and working permit certificates.so you do not need to hide from anybody in the ...........

You don't have to be a rocket scientist to realise that this is a hoax!

 

[Dilunga]

...Ninamsubiri Mkuu Shy, afanye u-IT wake halafu aniambie kwamba hii barua ni fake, then nitawaomba radhi wananchi wote kwa usumbufu na ujinga juu on my part!

Kwa hiyo msingi wa huu mradi ni kwamba iko based on information za hiyo e-mail, mwanzoni ulisema unamfahamu huyo mwana mama ni rafiki yako...you were vouching for this deal, duuuu.. angalia sehemu na sehemu za kujaribu upatu wako na wewe!

 

[William J. Malecela]

you don't need to be a rocket scientist to realise that this is a hoax!

- Twittering!

FMEs!

 

[TIMING]

FISADIZATION AT ITS BEST.... HATA MBUYU ULIANZA KAMA MCHICHA VILEEEEEEEEE

Lets see how it owrks out after paying 300 USD

Ndinaliyooooooooooo

 

[William J. Malecela]

Give them my e-mail ID to update me as soon as they apply so I will follow up their application to enable them be approve to participate.. Always keep me updated about their preparations.

Hope to hear from you ASAP.

Your friend,

................

Kwa hiyo msingi wa huu mradi ni kwamba iko based on information za hiyo e-mail, mwanzoni ulisema unamfahamu huyo mwana mama ni rafiki yako...you were vouching for this deal, duuuu.. angalia sehemu na sehemu za kujaribu upatu wako na wewe!

 

[William J. Malecela]

*what if i am rejected or dis-qualiffied*

your registration/application fees shall be immediately return to you through your zonal co-ordinating office while your name shall be replaced with another applicant from your zone in the situation of rejection.

FISADIZATION AT ITS BEST.... HATA MBUYU ULIANZA KAMA MCHICHA VILEEEEEEEEE

Lets see how it owrks out after paying 300 USD

Ndinaliyooooooooooo

 

[Masanilo]

thanks kwa infor....lakini mhh
sijui lakini inatia mashaka......mkuu fmes mimi najiandikisha na hawa watu......ila nikubaliane nao.....$300 watanikata kwenye mshahara wangu nikianza kazi

Shem umeisha sikia kitu inaitwa DECI panda mbegu subiri kuvuna, karaghabao na ubozi wako.....usijaribu hii kitu ukiisha tuma hiyo $ 300 hutakaa uwasikie.

You have been warned shauri yenu! Common sense should prevail hapa huu ni utapeli at large

 

[William J. Malecela]

Shem umeisha sikia kitu inaitwa DECI panda mbegu subiri kuvuna, karaghabao na ubozi wako.....usijaribu hii kitu ukiisha tuma hiyo $ 300 hutakaa uwasikie.

You have been warned shauri yenu! Common sense should prevail hapa huu ni utapeli at large

- Mkulu Masa ukishaibiwa hiyo hela yako nitafute mimi FMES, nitakurudishia mkono uliokupa wewe ndio huo huo uliowanyima ninaojaribu kuwasaidia, huna facst zaidi ya filimbi, vipi kule kwa George Mwakalinga yamekushinda?

- Unaukumbuka wimbo wa Remmy kwamba "....usicheke cheke kwa sababu leo umeshiba kumbuka kesho matumbo yatawasha......",

Waache wenye shida wajaribu kuliko kuingilia njia ya msaada wa Mungu kwa watu wake, utaumia mkuu vipi kwenu hakuna mifano ya waliomkufuru Mungu kwa kucheka msaada wa Mungu kwa masikini kama unavyofanya hapo juu?

Respect.

FMEs!

 

[William J. Malecela]

Hapo chini nimekuwekea barua unayoizungumzia yaani ya kitapeli soma uone zinavyoandikwa:-

You don't have to be a rocket scientist to realise that this is a hoax!

MR.ALEX WILLIAMS
SUPERVISORY MANAGER,
UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA(UBA).
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA-FASO.


Dear Friend,



(TOP SECRET)
I am Mr.Alex Williams,the supervisory manager at the United Bank for Africa(UBA) Ouagadougou,Burkina Faso,West Africa.With due respect and regard. I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction .

During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on July 31st 2003 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.

The said amount was U.S $17.5M (Seventeen million five hundred thousand United States dollars). As it may interest you to know, I got your impressive information and email address through the International web directory of Burkina Faso chamber of commerce on foreign business relations here in Ouagadougou Burkina-faso.

Meanwhile all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the bonafide next of kin to the deceased,to get the required approval and transfer this money to a foreign account has been put in place and directives and needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist us and also benefit your self to this great business opportunity.

In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant(A Banker),we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of transfer because I work in this bank. This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of oath to the Bank and also present a foreign account where he will need the money to be re-transferred into on his request as it may be after due verification and clarification by the correspondent branch of the bank where the whole money will be remitted from to your own designation bank account.

I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free. On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum as gratification, while 5% will be set aside to take care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer and also telephone bills, while 65% will be for me. Please, you have been adviced to keep "top secret" as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after we conclude this deal with you.

I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you confirm the money in your account and ask me to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment, either in your country or any country you advice us to invest in. All other necessary vital information will be sent to you when I hear from you.

I look forward to receive your email and reply to my email address:alexwilliams3@hotmail.fr as the urgency implies.

Yours faithfully,
Mr.Alex Williams