This is so goddamn sweet to read!..it literally made me bust out laughing!
Thank youuu..I will contact them ASAP.
This is so goddamn sweet to read!..it literally made me bust out laughing!None of our guests are from AMERICA.
It is a weird question and you don't like it but I will have to ask, no way out. "What else could I do"???
I told them to come, and I know they came yesterday (the whole day), today as well (from morning).
I was checking my computer and thought may be TRUMP the "the racist" had some problems and he needed to restart. Then I did something on my computer and notified you, did you check yours???
Look, they are not hacking tigo, can you just do something??
With all due respect, I second JPM. Economic war is damn tough to fight.This is so goddamn sweet to read!..it literally made me bust out laughing!
Thank youuu..I will contact them ASAP.
Umesoma kweli wewe? Mbona mwandiko wako mchafu? Wewe mwenyewe unaelewa ulichoandika?Niliibiwa kisalfeti changu kilichojaa daftar za shule.. ili home wasijue nilikua naingia kininja natoka kininja. Nilikaa kama wiki mbili siandiki ila naenda shule kuiba daftar tu! Nilimilisha zimefika daftar 20 mpya... daftar zikimwaga kutoka kusahushwa nami najichanganya
With all due respect, I second JPM. Economic war is damn tough to fight.
"Enemies" will always try to divide our nation and people like kibendera will be used for the same (as they say).
I will support the president for the betterment of our "country" and if I made them run for six month, then wait for my bomb! They will now run and will never come back.
I love my country......
I thought you are working for the government. Have you forgotten that you had sworn that you will do whatever to protect our "country "???Ha ha ha ha ha break a leg!
You started this war..you better be prepared well coz the opposition will destroy you.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
You know what?? We "CHADEMA" will never back down until we get what we want.
I will protect my country and I love my country.. Now and forever.I thought you are working for the government. Have you forgotten that you had sworn that you will do whatever to protect our "country "???
Thanks for thatI will protect my country and I love my country.. Now and forever.
Mzee baba unapita na huku?? Nlidhani upo kule intelijensia na huku umetuachia Sisi "mazwazwa"Hahaaaa wanatongozana kikristo....
Good!Content identified, I will do what you say I'm still worthy..
HahahahahahaaaaaaaaHahaaaa wanatongozana kikristo....
Hii ndyo ya kibabeStory zingine bwana..
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Daaah mkuu nitakipataje hiki kitabuHADITHI ZA ESOPO....
KISA CHA MCHEKESHAJI NA MWANAKIJIJI
Hapo zamani kulikuwepo mtu mmoja tajiri aliyeheshimika sana na watu wa jamii yake. Bwana huyo alifungua majumba ya maonyesho ya sanaa na watu wote waliruhusiwa kuingia bure. Wake kwa waume, watoto na wakubwa. Ikawa baada ya kazi nyingi za kutwa za kujitafutia riziki, Wananchi wakapata burudani na kufurahi pamoja.
Ila kwa kuwa maonyesho yalifanyika mara kwa mara, na wasanii walikuwa ni wale wale, na burudani ni zilezile zikijirudiarudia, siku zilipopita mambo yalianza kwenda doro kwa idadi ya wahudhuriaji kupungua na msisimko nao kushuka.
Yule tajiri alifikiri namna ya kufanya ili kuwarudisha watu katika uchangamfu kama awali.
Siku moja alitoa tangazo kwa umma akiahidi kutoa zawadi nono sana kwa mtu yeyote atakayeweza kufanya uvumbuzi wa aina mpya kabisa ya burudani jukwaani.
Watu kemkem wenye uzoefu katika tasnia ya kuburudisha umma kwa nyimbo, maigizo, vichekesho nk; walijitokeza kuishindania zawadi ile.
Miongoni mwao alikuwapo Mchekeshaji ambaye alikuwa maarufu sana kutokana na vichekesho vyake mahiri.
Alijitokeza na kusema kuwa yeye ana aina mpya kabisa ya burudani ambayo haijawahi kuonyeshwa jukwaani kabla. Na wala hakuna mtu yeyote atakayeweza kushindana naye. Alijigamba, na walio wengi walimwamini.
Habari ile ilisambaa kama upepo na kuleta hamasa kubwa, ikawa gumzo kila pahali. Na siku ya shindano ilipofika ukumbi ulijaa ukatapika. Waliochelewa kufika walilazimika kusikiliza wakiwa nje.
Kila kitu kiliandaliwa vizuri na muda ulipofika mambo yakajiri kama ilivyopangwa.
Baada ya wengine kutoa burudani zao, kila mtu akishangiliwa na kutuzwa kwa kadiri yake, ikafika zamu ya yule aliyekuwa akisubiriwa kwa hamu.
Mchekeshaji alitokea jukwaani peke yake, bila kifaa cha aina yoyote wala washirika. Shauku kubwa ya matarajio chanya vilipelekea ukumbi kugubikwa na kimya kikuu. Watu wakisubiri kwa hamu kushuhudia kichekesho kipya walichoahidiwa na msanii yule nguli. Akiwa amevalia joho lake refu la rangi ya hudhurungi, ghafla alijipinda na kuinamisha kichwa chake kuelekea tumboni, kisha akatoa sauti kali ya kuiga mlio wa kitoto cha Nguruwe. Mlio huo aliouiga kwa sauti yake ulikuwa wa kupendeza kiasi kwamba hadhira ile ikamshuku kuwa huenda alikuwa ameficha kitoto cha Nguruwe kwenye vazi lake pana. Wakadai akaguliwe ili kuhakikisha, kabla hawajampa sifa na kumtawaza kuwa ni mshindi halali wa zawadi inayoshindaniwa.
Baada ya kufanya hivyo na kukutwa hana kitu chochote alichoficha, ukumbi ulilipuka kwa mayowe ya furaha na kushangilia usanii ule mpya.
Mwanakijiji mmoja miongoni mwa hadhira alipoyashuhudia yale yote, alipata wazo na kusema, “Nisaidieni enyi wakuu, mimi pia naweza, najua hawezi kunishinda katika kuiga sauti kama hii.” Na hapo hapo alitangaza kuwa ataigiza sauti kama vile siku inayofuata, na itakuwa kwa ubora na uhalisia zaidi. Na akawaomba wananchi watulie kwani mshindi wa kweli wa zawadi ile atatambulika baada ya yeye pia kupewa nafasi ya kusikilizwa.
Kesho yake umati mkubwa zaidi ulifurika kwenye jumba la maonyesho, wakiwa na mapenzi na ushabiki kwa Mchekeshaji, na wengi walikuja kwa lengo la kutaka kumdhihaki na kumsuta Mwanakijiji, na sio kushuhudia uwezo wake wa kuiga sauti vizuri kuzidi ile ya msanii aliyepita.
Wasanii wote walitokea jukwaani. Mchekeshaji alikuwa wa kwanza, alijiinamia tumboni na kuiga sauti ya kitoto cha nguruwe, kama siku iliyopita, na hadhira ilimshangilia sana kwa mbinja na vifijo.
Ndipo Mwanakijiji akapewa nafasi, akainama na kujifanya kama ameficha kitoto cha nguruwe kwenye vazi lake (ambapo ni kweli alikificha, ila hakuna aliyemshuku) alishika na kuyanyonga masikio, na mlio mkali wa kitoto cha nguruwe ulisikika.
Watazamaji, hata hivyo, walipaza sauti kwa pamoja wakisema kuwa yule Mchekeshaji aliyepita ndiye mshindi kwani aliiga mlio wa kitoto cha nguruwe kwa ufasaha zaidi. Wakataka Mwanakijiji aburuzwe nje ya jumba lile. Ndipo yule mshamba akakitoa kitoto halisi cha nguruwe kwenye mavazi yake, na kuionyesha hadhira ushahidi chanya kuhusu upotofu wa hukumu waliyotoa.
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Hah hah hah hah salut
Sina soft copy yake