Te Amo, Asprin, Fidel 80 na Klorokwin

[Joseverest]

Haya mkuu... kila la kheri kwenye ufukuzi wa makaburi...

Ila usisahau December inakaribia.....

nakumbuka

 

[Mwifwa]

Hilo nalo ni neno, ongezea "Hata mkwe wa nyumbani hanogi hata ............................"

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[Mwifwa]

Kwanini hatupigii mitungi home?

1. Home hakuna mabaamedi....huwezi mwambia mkeo......we ma**ya ongeza bia hapa (talaka si kitu kizuri)
2. Home hakuna kaunta..... raha ya biya unywee kaunta, walevi hawaangushani kaunta
3. Home hakuna meneja, kuna raha sana kumshtakia mhudumu kwa meneja........unapata heshima bar
4. Home hakuna keep change.........heshima ya mnywaji ni kumwachia mhudumu keep change
5. Home hakuna kutwangana makwenzi
6. Home hakuna kucheza na kujiimbia kwa sauti biya inapokuwa imeshika kasi
7. home hakuna pool table
8. Home hakuna chemba ya kutongozea kina Eliza
9. Home hakuna vinywaji tofauti tofauti, bia zikijaza matumbo hwa tunahamia kwenye valuu, red labe, nyagi na shangazi zao
10. Nyumbani kuna watoto, bia imeandikwa: Hairuhusiwi kwa binadamu mwenye umri chini ya miaka 18.
11. Home hakuna vyoo vya wanawake.........tunashea vyoo, inaweza sababisha ajali na watoto wetu...
Listi itaendelea, ngoja nikazimue...damn Guinness!!!:majani7::majani7::majani7:
5.

Babu hii sekta bado hujastaafu tu?

 

[Mwifwa]

Huwa nikisoma response za Asprin nacheka sana mpaka nakaa chini. Big up brother nafikiri wife wako anaishi na Ze Komedi bila kujua. Mungu akuzidishie ucheshi! lol

Sky Eclat hii ni kweli?

 

[Mwifwa]

Hahaha mkuu naona umefukua kaburi la makinikia. Enzi hizo nlikuwa nimevurugwa na valeur. Faru John lilikuwa halijazaliwa

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[Sky Eclat]

Sky Eclat hii ni kweli?

Ni kweli kabisa

 

[Mwifwa]

Ni kweli kabisa

Congratulation wote!

 

[Sky Eclat]

Nitakuwekea counter home hubby pia nitaweka collection ya Jack Daniels na Cavosier

 

[Behaviourist]

Hilo nalo ni neno, ongezea "Hata mkwe wa nyumbani hanogi hata ............................"

Single maza mambo?[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

 

[Daby]

Single maza mambo?[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

Hivi unajua lakini huyo ni mama ako mdogo! Atakulaani

 

[Behaviourist]

Hivi unajua lakini huyo ni mama ako mdogo! Atakulaani

Hawezi kunilaani kwa kuwa nitamuomba msamaha mama yangu huyo na yataisha!!

 

[Asprin]

Ni kweli kabisa

Am in love with you my darling wife.

 

[Asprin]

Nitakuwekea counter home hubby pia nitaweka collection ya Jack Daniels na Cavosier

You can say that again my sweetpie...

 

[Asprin]

Congratulation wote!

Kama una swali jingine uliza haraka. Tunaenda Bagamoyo kupumzika... hatutakuwa hewani

 

[Mwifwa]

Kama una swali jingine uliza haraka. Tunaenda Bagamoyo kupumzika... hatutakuwa hewani

Swali lingine wiki ijayo Babu

 

[kiatu kipya]

Mimi wala sehemu yoyote zigo linashushwa nshamwambia mama Jay anywe na yeye mi raha utemi mzuri wakati mwingine