teh teh teh Kisa cha Rastafarian na dereva wa bus

teh teh teh Kisa cha Rastafarian na dereva wa bus

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RASTAMAN sits next to a NUN(Sister) on a bus, he asks her if he could have SEX with her, she says, "NO! I am married to GOD!!!" then got off the bus in disgust.
The bus driver says, "she prays every Tuesday night at the graveyard, why don't u dress up in a hooded robe go to the grave yard tell her you are God and demand SEX"
The RASTAMAN tries this and to his surprise the NUN said "yes but only if we have "ANAL SEX", as I want to keep my virginity. They had passionate SEX when they were done he throws off his robe and says "hahaha!!! I'm the RASTAMAN from the bus", the NUN then throws off her robe n says, "I'm the bus DRIVER.
 
Girl Next-door said:
RASTAMAN sits next to a NUN(Sister) on a bus, he asks her if he could have SEX with her, she says, "NO! I am married to GOD!!!" then got off the bus in disgust.
The bus driver says, "she prays every Tuesday night at the graveyard, why don't u dress up in a hooded robe go to the grave yard tell her you are God and demand SEX"
The RASTAMAN tries this and to his surprise the NUN said "yes but only if we have "ANAL SEX", as I want to keep my virginity. They had passionate SEX when they were done he throws off his robe and says "hahaha!!! I'm the RASTAMAN from the bus", the NUN then throws off her robe n says, "I'm the bus DRIVER.
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Girl Next-door said:
RASTAMAN sits next to a NUN(Sister) on a bus, he asks her if he could have SEX with her, she says, "NO! I am married to GOD!!!" then got off the bus in disgust.
The bus driver says, "she prays every Tuesday night at the graveyard, why don't u dress up in a hooded robe go to the grave yard tell her you are God and demand SEX"
The RASTAMAN tries this and to his surprise the NUN said "yes but only if we have "ANAL SEX", as I want to keep my virginity. They had passionate SEX when they were done he throws off his robe and says "hahaha!!! I'm the RASTAMAN from the bus", the NUN then throws off her robe n says, "I'm the bus DRIVER.
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Hapa sielewi niandike nini mie nilie ishia la saba B......[emoji17] [emoji17] [emoji17]
 
Girl Next-door said:
RASTAMAN sits next to a NUN(Sister) on a bus, he asks her if he could have SEX with her, she says, "NO! I am married to GOD!!!" then got off the bus in disgust.
The bus driver says, "she prays every Tuesday night at the graveyard, why don't u dress up in a hooded robe go to the grave yard tell her you are God and demand SEX"
The RASTAMAN tries this and to his surprise the NUN said "yes but only if we have "ANAL SEX", as I want to keep my virginity. They had passionate SEX when they were done he throws off his robe and says "hahaha!!! I'm the RASTAMAN from the bus", the NUN then throws off her robe n says, "I'm the bus mDRIVER.
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teh bla bila
 
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Joseverest said:
???? Hii lugha ya malkia inanipa tabu...Tafsiri tafadhali
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Wacha hizo, jose, wewe unaonekana kabisa ulianza na kombi ya PCM, na ni gradueti wa IT, halaf ushindwe kuelewa lugha ya mama.
Mwandiko wako tu unajieleza hivyo, kwamba ni mtu wa Science.
 
Che mittoga said:
Wacha hizo, jose, wewe unaonekana kabisa ulianza na kombi ya PCM, na ni gradueti wa IT, halaf ushindwe kuelewa lugha ya mama.
Mwandiko wako tu unajieleza hivyo, kwamba ni mtu wa Science.
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[emoji56][emoji56][emoji56] mkuu naelewa kidogo sana, sijasoma science..hiyo lugha ngumu

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