The 1st 2013 Kenyan Presidential Debate

[Kadogoo]

Uhuru Kenyatta mimi simuamini! huyu ni mkabila sana!

 

[Kimbunga]

Yup...kam-shout out Nyerere. Actually Tanzania imekuwa ikitolewa mfano sana na hao wanasiasa wa Kenya kipindi hiki cha kampeni.

Lakini sasa tunajichafua kwa kugombea kuchinja wanyama!

 

[King’asti]

Utamu wa huu mdahalo unachangiwa na akili na ujuzi wa waendeshaji. Haya mambo ya kutumia makanjanja kuendesha mdahalo huwa ni tatizo kubwa tu. Wanaohoji wako focused and probing.

 

[sosoliso]

Namwona Raila anasifia Tanzania kutokua na ukabila....

Amemtaja Mwalimu specifically.. Haya mambo ya ukabila na udini yanahitaji ujaciri mkubwa kupambana nayo.. Leo Wakenya wakicikia watanzania wameuana kwa kugombea kuchinja watashangaa..

 

[MTAZAMO]

MODS mngeipeleka SIASA hii mpaka debate ikishaisha ili wale wahuni wa CHADEMA na CCM waone jinsi watu wanavyo engage kwenye mijadala yenye akili

Mkuu unatuita Chadema wahuni? Wahuni CCM na ndio maadui wetu Tanzania hata Kenya bila kuitoa KANU haya yasingekuwepo!

Mkuu usirudie kuwaita Chadema wahuni!!!

 

[sosoliso]

Damn tanesco.. Shit..

 

[Kimbunga]

Uhuru Kenyatta mimi simuamini! huyu ni mkabila sana!

Wote ni wakabila tu hao! Kenyatta analamba ile kitu inayolimwa kule Tarime! Baba wa Kenyatta alikuwa mkabila akiwaongoza Wakikuyu na Baba wa Raila alikuwa mkabila akiwaongoza Waluo!

 

[King’asti]

Raila anaoneka kachooka sana leo! Paulo Muite anaoneka kutawala mdahalo!

hahaha, anakosea hata dates za events. Why does he bother, really?

 

[Kimbunga]

Damn tanesco.. Shit..

Pole. Subiri gesi ya Mtwara.

 

[King’asti]

Damn tanesco.. Shit..

ooops! Pole mwaya. Na ukienda bar wenzio wanaangalia marichui, watakutoa roho.

 

[King’asti]

Pole. Subiri gesi ya Mtwara.

ikifika alipo, bibi kasema anaigeuza soda za azam!

 

[Masuke]

Naona maswali mengi wanapigwa Uhuru na Raila.

 

[Kimbunga]

Naona Kenyatta anaanza ku gain momentum.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

This tribal politics is confusing and nauseating.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Naona Kenyatta anaanza ku gain momentum.

Kenyatta is very well-spoken.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Martha is making hella sense!

 

[Kimbunga]

Naona maswali mengi wanapigwa Uhuru na Raila.

Mkuu hao ndio mamba wengine ni kenge na mijusi kwenye huo msafara. Unakumbuka jinsi Jaramogi Oginga Odinga alivyopambana na Jommo Kenyatta miaka ya 60? Huu ni mpambano wa kihistoria ukiwakumbusha baba zao walivyokuwa wakipambana kwenye siasa za Kenya enzi hizo.

 

[babacollins]

Goma liko uwanjani sasa ukabila ukabila ukabila.....ndo habari ya mdahalo.

 

[bht]

Utamu wa huu mdahalo unachangiwa na akili na ujuzi wa waendeshaji. Haya mambo ya kutumia makanjanja kuendesha mdahalo huwa ni tatizo kubwa tu. Wanaohoji wako focused and probing.

Natumai wakina Dk 45 na wa haiba hiyo wanajifunza kitu
(sasa na hii lugha tena...sijui)

 

[Mkirua]

kwa sababu wanaimba kidhungu wimbo wa kiswahili. Hii tabia ya kuslang kiswahili inanikera, especially in ladies.

This Kenneth boy will make a handsome president, i hope he got brains too, lol.

Hon. King'asti, at least they have their own National Anthem....."ours" was composed by a south african...even the melody has its origin in SA....

Is this Kenneth a son of late Kenneth Matiba??