The Boondocks Special Thread

[Chaliifrancisco]

What Woman Sir? This is one Here is a Whore.

Kwa wapenzi wa The Boondocks mnatukuwa mnaelewa na ku enjoy hii scene ya Slickback oops 'the pimp named slickback".


Huyu jamaa alinifurahisha sana.


The Boondocks itabaki kuwa adult swim bora miaka yote. Hebu weka scene iliyokufurahisha.

 

[kkenzki]

Niliskia wana mpango wa kufyatua season nyingine.. Sasa baada ya kifo cha grandpa sijui itakuwaje

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Niliskia wana mpango wa kufyatua season nyingine.. Sasa baada ya kifo cha grandpa sijui itakuwaje

Yeah Witherspoon alifariki lakini hawakosi mtu waku act hiyo sauti maana wenye vipaji wengi. Tokea last year nasubiri mwendelezo hamna ila inaonekana itaendelea.

 

[Kiranga]

Uncle Ruckus is one self hating black man.

Or is he a court jester?

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Uncle Ruckus is one self hating black man.

Or is he a court jester?

Uncle Ruckus is a Caucasian who suffered reverse vitiligo. 😂😂

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Huey Freeman: "Excuse me. Everyone, I have a brief announcement to make. Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying about 9-11. Thank you for your time and good night."

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

"Describe Riley Freeman in one word"

Riley: "Mmmhh, I say Real Nigga"

"Real Nigga is two words"

Riley: "I know it's two words nigga, real niggas don't follow instructions".

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

“Vision? What do you know about my vision? My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions, and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself. Are you really ready to see that vision?"

Huey Freeman.

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Gin Rummy : I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

Riley : What?

Gin Rummy : Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist does not mean you have evidence of something that doesn't exist.

Riley : What?

Gin Rummy : What country are you from?

Riley : What?

Gin Rummy : 'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?

Riley : What?

Gin Rummy : English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

Riley : Yeah.

Gin Rummy : So you understand the words I'm saying to you!

Riley : Yeah.

Gin Rummy : Well, what I'm saying is that there are known knowns and that there are known unknowns. But there are also unknown unknowns; things we don't know that we don't know.

Riley : What?

Gin Rummy : Say what again! Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more time!

😂😂😂

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Riley Freeman: Gangstalicious got shot!

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Again?

Riley Freeman: We got to do something!

Huey Freeman: I've got an idea! Why don't we go to college so we don't end up like Gangstalicious?

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Gin Rummy : I ain't think that they'd actually shoot back at us.

Huey Freeman : Well of course they're shooting back at us! You're robbing their store!

Gin Rummy : You can't assume that people are going to shoot back at you. It was an unknown unknown.

Huey Freeman : Need I remind you that this has nothing to do with our original plan?

Gin Rummy : Damn it, Huey! Robbery etiquette says you can't criticize a robbery plan during the actual robbery. You have to wait till the robbery's over.

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Ed Wuncler III : Look! He got a weapon!

Gin Rummy : Whoa, wait a minute now. Put the gun down.

Store Owner : Gun? What gun? I'm not holding gun. Guys, it's me. Ed, your father helped me build this store.

Gin Rummy : I don't know you, motherfucker! Now, put down the weapon! Put it down!

Store Owner : There is no weapon! Look!

Gin Rummy : Drop the weapon!

Officer Frank : I... I don't see a weapon!

Huey Freeman : There is no weapon! They're robbin' the store!

Store Owner : I am not holding a weapon! I am not holding a weapon!

Gin Rummy : Officer, this motherfucker's got a gun pointed at you! Do you wanna die?

Officer Frank : What?

Gin Rummy : Do you want to die?

Officer Frank : I... I don't want to die!

Huey Freeman : He does not have a gun!

Gin Rummy : He does have a gun, officer, trust me! The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence!

Officer Frank : I don't see a gun!

Ed Wuncler III : Man, f*ck this shit! Who's side are you on? Mine, or this motherfucker who's obviously of terrorist descent?

Officer Frank : Wait... I think I can see the gun now.

Gin Rummy : Good! Now we all see the weapon! Now you hand over that weapon on the count of three, or I swear to almighty God, I'll blow your fucking head off! One!

Store Owner : I can't give you a weapon I'm not holding! You're thinking of the Korean store, North of here!

Gin Rummy : Two!

Officer Frank : Is he... still holding it?

Huey Freeman : He is not holding a weapon!

Gin Rummy : Time's up!

 

[Elliot Alderson]

 

[Elliot Alderson]

Riley:
Dear Santa, you are a bitch nigga. No, scratch that. Dear Santa, you are a bitch ass nigga. I heard they hired extra security to protect you. That's a bitch move, Santa. I'm coming for that ass again. Until you pay what you owe. Sincerely yours, The Santa Stalker.

 

[Elliot Alderson]

Martin Luther King Jr.:
Will you ignorant n*ggers PLEASE shut the hell UP? Is this it? THIS is what I got all those ass-whoopings for? I had a dream once but it was a dream that little black girls and black boys would one day drink from the river of prosperity freed from the thirst of oppression. But lo and behold, some four decades later, what have I found, but a bunch of trifling, shiftless, good for nothing n*ggers! And I know some of you don't want to hear me say that word! It's the ugliest word in the English language! But that's what I see now! NIGGERS! And you don't want to be a n*gger! Because n*ggers are living contradictions! N*ggers are full of unfulfilled ambitions! N*ggers wax and wane! N*ggers love to complain! N*ggers love to hear themselves talk but hate to explain! N*ggers love being another man's judge and jury! N*ggers procrastinate until it's time to worry! N*ggers LOVE to be late! N*ggers HATE to hurry! Black Entertainment Television is the WORST thing I've ever seen in my life! Usher, Michael Jackson is not a genre of music! And don't get me started on Soul Plane! I've seen what's around the corner! I've seen what's over the horizon! And I PROMISE you, you n*ggers have nothing to celebrate! I know I won't get there with you, because I'm going to Canada!

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Jazmine Dubois: Why doesn't the real Santa come?

Riley: 'Cause there ain't no real Santa. [walks away]

[Jazmine falls to her knees and cries]

Uncle Ruckus: No Santy Claus? Well, I'd expect a heathen nigglet like Riley to say somethin' like that. But Jazmine, I'm surprised at you! Bein' a mule-atto and all, you s'posed to have more sense.

 

[Rockefeller]

What Woman Sir? This is one Here is a Whore.

Kwa wapenzi wa The Boondocks mnatukuwa mnaelewa na ku enjoy hii scene ya Slickback oops 'the pimp named slickback".


Huyu jamaa alinifurahisha sana.


The Boondocks itabaki kuwa adult swim bora miaka yote. Hebu weka scene iliyokufurahisha.

It's now tragically obvious that reasoning with a bitch is never gonna work.
- A pimp named slickback

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Hahaha Tom alikuwa muoga sana wa jela asee. Alijua wahuni lazima wamfanye vibaya. 😂😂😂

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

It's now tragically obvious that reasoning with a bitch is never gonna work.
- A pimp named slickback

The Pimp's Prayer: "Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen."