The Corruption Template: think about it!

[Mzee Mwanakijiji]

Very simple:

a. Complain about how your thing is bad and doesn't work as it is supposed to.

b. Say your thing can not be restored or rehabilitated; just say it is doomed! "hali yake ni mbaya sana"!

c. Go to your in-laws (wawekezaji) tell them that you're helpless and you need their help. You can even invite them to some sort of a roundtable (it doesn't have to be round)

d. When they come, make sure they cut you a share in whatever they are doing or going to. Give them your thing under their new name and new management and even some new "something" - whatever that is just to make it look new, although it is still the same!

e. After some time, say they don't perform well. Go to "a"!

think about it!

JUST DON'T WORK TO FIX THE PROBLEM IN THE FIRST PLACE! That is a no no!

 

[MovingForward]

Mmmmmmmmmmh hii kali. Hapo si ndo tunachochea moto wa kijiti cha ufisadi!!!!?

 

[Kwame Nkrumah]

You forgot the part where they don't pay taxes for 5 years, and afterwards change the name again for 5 years of tax exempt !!

 

[Gagnija]

Mwanakijiji,
Nimesoma maandiko yako, nilipokumbuka mbunge Sanya alivyoitahadharisha serikali juu ya uamuzi wake kuwapa TRC yetu wahindi wa RITES, unaweza kutokwa machozi. Sanya alisema bungeni kuwa wahindi tunaotaka kuwapa TRC hawana hata mtaji, lakini mafisi wakamwona Sanya kichaa. Leo hii tunayaona!

 

[Eric Cartman]

Nimesoma maandiko yako, nilipokumbuka mbunge Sanya alivyoitahadharisha serikali juu ya uamuzi wake kuwapa TRC yetu wahindi wa RITES, unaweza kutokwa machozi. Sanya alisema bungeni kuwa wahindi tunaotaka kuwapa TRC hawana hata mtaji, lakini mafisi wakamwona Sanya kichaa. Leo hii tunayaona!

Yaani hata sijui wanafikra gani hawa watu, utadhani tanzania ni yao pekee. Mijitu inakua mitajiri ata ujui iko na miradi gani only in Africa.

 

[Mzee Mwanakijiji]

Nyinyi angalieni makampuni yote tuliyotafutia wawekezaji ni mtindo ule ule. Nyerere aliwaambia hivi pale Mbeya "Mngekuwa mnabinafsisha yala mashirika yenye hasara ningewaelewa, lakini mnataifisha hata yenye faida... ni upumbavu!"!

 

[Lyangalo]

Ni kweli nyelele alikuwa sahihi. Kwa sabubu mashirika kama ya simu na vinywaji yangeendeshwa na serikali kwa kweli wangeweza kutengeneza faida sana.

 

[nguvumali]

Mwanakijiji,
Nimesoma maandiko yako, nilipokumbuka mbunge Sanya alivyoitahadharisha serikali juu ya uamuzi wake kuwapa TRC yetu wahindi wa RITES, unaweza kutokwa machozi. Sanya alisema bungeni kuwa wahindi tunaotaka kuwapa TRC hawana hata mtaji, lakini mafisi wakamwona Sanya kichaa. Leo hii tunayaona!

nani anasikia, na wakisikia nani anajali, mambo yanakwenda hovyo hovyo tu. Rais na Wasaidizi wake wote lao moja, nnchi inaenda kama haina Usukani wala dereva.

 

[MovingForward]

Dua kwa taifa letu!

 

[Mzee Mwanakijiji]

oh well.. are they going to change the template this year? I bet you.. they won't because they can't.. they are going to swindle money from BoT as they did before; they are going to give ATCL to UAE "investors" as they don't have other option after being banwad in Dowans issue.. and they are going to invest "heavily" in some foreign bank accounts.. !

 

[Magezi]

oh well.. are they going to change the template this year? I bet you.. they won't because they can't.. they are going to swindle money from BoT as they did before; they are going to give ATCL to UAE "investors" as they don't have other option after being banwad in Dowans issue.. and they are going to invest "heavily" in some foreign bank accounts.. !

They have already given Loliondo to UAE, next is ATCL for Dowans compensation and again we must pay the IPTL bill accordingly.

 

[ELNIN0]

Very simple:

a. Complain about how your thing is bad and doesn't work as it is supposed to.

b. Say your thing can not be restored or rehabilitated; just say it is doomed! "hali yake ni mbaya sana"!

c. Go to your in-laws (wawekezaji) tell them that you're helpless and you need their help. You can even invite them to some sort of a roundtable (it doesn't have to be round)

d. When they come, make sure they cut you a share in whatever they are doing or going to. Give them your thing under their new name and new management and even some new "something" - whatever that is just to make it look new, although it is still the same!

e. After some time, say they don't perform well. Go to "a"!

think about it!

JUST DON'T WORK TO FIX THE PROBLEM IN THE FIRST PLACE! That is a no no!

Yep tumekusoma MM, hiyo imekaa vizuri, hebu wana JF
Mathematicians leteni Algorithm yake na flowchart tuimalizie maana ipo complete, loop na decision making naona zipo.