The Fart Chart

Kimbweka · 2011-09-20T12:26:38+00:00

1. A vain person: One who loves the smell of his own farts. 2. An amiable person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts. 3. A proud person: One who thinks his own farts are exceptionally fine. 4. A shy person: One who releases silent farts, then blushes. 5. An impudent person: One who boldly farts out, then laughs. 6. A scientific person: One who farts regularly, but is truly concerned about air pollution. 7. An unfortunate person: One who tries fully hard to fart, but craps instead. 8. A nervous person: One who stops in the middle of a fart. 9. An honest person: One who admits he farted, but offers a good medical reason. 10. A dishonest person: One who farts, but blames it on the dog. 11. A foolish person: One who will hold a fart for hours. 12. A thrifty person: One who always has several farts in reserve. 13. An anti-social person: One who excuses himself and farts in privacy. 14. A strategic person: One who conceals his farts with loud coughing. 15. A sadistic person: One who farts in bed, then fluffs the covers over his head. 16. An intellectual person: One who can determine the smell of his friends farts by the food they ate. 17. An athletic person: One who farts at the slightest exertion. 18. A miserable person: One who would truly love to fart, but can't fart at all. 19. A sensitive person: One who farts and then starts crying. 20. A happy person: One who farts while having sex.

Thread starter Kimbweka
Start date Sep 20, 2011

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