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The Kilimani Mums Uncensored: Where wild side of Kenyan women is revealed
You have probably heard about them or eavesdropped on their convos. They are found on perhaps the most interesting online community, where women who are otherwise prim and proper out there, go to vent, gossip and seek advice about anything and everything.
[/COLOR]Welcome to Kilimani Mums Uncensored page.
It has no dull moment and many are the women who are hooked to its juicy content. The posts are funny, rambunctious and bold. You can even say some are careless, stupid, vulgar even. But amidst all this is feminine wisdom and camaraderie that is so addictive.
The page generally unleashes a certain wild side of women that you rarely see.
Kilimani Mums Uncensored brings together women from all walks of life, including MPs, senators, media personalities, NGO mandarins, as well as nabobs in government and corporate high fliers. The group is everything that is right and wrong with feminism, empowering the girl child, governance, and sexual freedom, including that of speech and association.
It is a one-stop shop for ‘Muchene FM', advice on sex, money, men, marriage and everything over and under the sun.
When they say it is uncensored, they mean it in the most depraved, scatological and pornographic sense.
Members of Kilimani Mums Uncensored are funny, like the woman who asked, "What is the recipe for cooking condoms? Because that is all men come with when visiting single women."
They can be obscene, like the woman who posted how her husband collapses between her thighs in the midst of giving her some oral shenanigans, and nothing, including offensive farts can wake him up.
Whether you believe them or not is not the point. This is the new world of the bold and liberated Nairobian woman.
Most of these women are bending their 30s, staggering into 40s and counting. Kilimani Mums Uncensored has become a social juggernaut worth a TV show.
Alice Mungai (not her real name), is a member and a self-confessed addict of the group. She told The Nairobian that since joining the group, it has become like an aphrodisiac. She must get her daily dose and no day passes by without her checking what is happening, as well as the latest gossip.
She enjoys every second of the group and reveals that her hubby actually thinks she could be cheating on him due to the amount of time she spends glued on her phone. "I swear these women crack my ribs. The comments and discussions are just weird and funny. Sometimes they sound fake, but I enjoy following the comments," she said.
Below are the profiles of women you are likely to meet on Kilimani Mums Uncensored.
The naggers and whiners
While 50 per cent of Facebook types are naggers, Kilimani Mums Uncensored has a special class of women for whom the page was godsend.
They take all their marital woes to the page with responses Maina Kageni would find appropriate for his morning show. They vary from the sober to the utterly insane.
Of late, there has been a flurry of posts from women suffering in their marital homes, mainly touching on issues of unmet sexual desires, cheating husbands and house help issues.
But similarly surprising and insightful are the responses to the posts. You'll be excused for thinking it is a requirement to have a PhD or masters degree in psychology to join the group!
Braggarts and attention seekers
The group has become the place where women go to show off their pets, children (and their varied abilities) and fashion sense.
They say there is a peahen in every woman, and what better place to unleash the colourful ‘plumage' than where narcissism is not only encouraged, but is the modus operandi.
A good example is a woman, whom we will call Susan, who woke up one morning and started ranting: "Dear Mums, kindly advise how I will revenge on my ‘hyena' (hubby). He has just bought me a red Range Rover Vogue which I find ugly. Who the hell drives such a masculine car. Please help."
You will soon discover that women have a killer sense of humour and wild imagination by visiting Kilimani Mums Uncensored.
The group teems with women who use their real names and pseudonyms to spin stories that leave members reeling in incredulity.
Some stories are just absurd. Some are bizarre. But no matter, if you want a script for a family drama series, Kilimani Mums Uncensored is the place to go. Most of these story tellers though, are men looking to have a little fun and play mind games with unsuspecting women!
Standard Digital News : : The Counties - The Kilimani Mums Uncensored: Where wild side of Kenyan women is revealed
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You have probably heard about them or eavesdropped on their convos. They are found on perhaps the most interesting online community, where women who are otherwise prim and proper out there, go to vent, gossip and seek advice about anything and everything.
[/COLOR]Welcome to Kilimani Mums Uncensored page.
It has no dull moment and many are the women who are hooked to its juicy content. The posts are funny, rambunctious and bold. You can even say some are careless, stupid, vulgar even. But amidst all this is feminine wisdom and camaraderie that is so addictive.
The page generally unleashes a certain wild side of women that you rarely see.
Kilimani Mums Uncensored brings together women from all walks of life, including MPs, senators, media personalities, NGO mandarins, as well as nabobs in government and corporate high fliers. The group is everything that is right and wrong with feminism, empowering the girl child, governance, and sexual freedom, including that of speech and association.
It is a one-stop shop for ‘Muchene FM', advice on sex, money, men, marriage and everything over and under the sun.
When they say it is uncensored, they mean it in the most depraved, scatological and pornographic sense.
Members of Kilimani Mums Uncensored are funny, like the woman who asked, "What is the recipe for cooking condoms? Because that is all men come with when visiting single women."
They can be obscene, like the woman who posted how her husband collapses between her thighs in the midst of giving her some oral shenanigans, and nothing, including offensive farts can wake him up.
Whether you believe them or not is not the point. This is the new world of the bold and liberated Nairobian woman.
Most of these women are bending their 30s, staggering into 40s and counting. Kilimani Mums Uncensored has become a social juggernaut worth a TV show.
Alice Mungai (not her real name), is a member and a self-confessed addict of the group. She told The Nairobian that since joining the group, it has become like an aphrodisiac. She must get her daily dose and no day passes by without her checking what is happening, as well as the latest gossip.
She enjoys every second of the group and reveals that her hubby actually thinks she could be cheating on him due to the amount of time she spends glued on her phone. "I swear these women crack my ribs. The comments and discussions are just weird and funny. Sometimes they sound fake, but I enjoy following the comments," she said.
Below are the profiles of women you are likely to meet on Kilimani Mums Uncensored.
The naggers and whiners
While 50 per cent of Facebook types are naggers, Kilimani Mums Uncensored has a special class of women for whom the page was godsend.
They take all their marital woes to the page with responses Maina Kageni would find appropriate for his morning show. They vary from the sober to the utterly insane.
Of late, there has been a flurry of posts from women suffering in their marital homes, mainly touching on issues of unmet sexual desires, cheating husbands and house help issues.
But similarly surprising and insightful are the responses to the posts. You'll be excused for thinking it is a requirement to have a PhD or masters degree in psychology to join the group!
Braggarts and attention seekers
The group has become the place where women go to show off their pets, children (and their varied abilities) and fashion sense.
They say there is a peahen in every woman, and what better place to unleash the colourful ‘plumage' than where narcissism is not only encouraged, but is the modus operandi.
A good example is a woman, whom we will call Susan, who woke up one morning and started ranting: "Dear Mums, kindly advise how I will revenge on my ‘hyena' (hubby). He has just bought me a red Range Rover Vogue which I find ugly. Who the hell drives such a masculine car. Please help."
You will soon discover that women have a killer sense of humour and wild imagination by visiting Kilimani Mums Uncensored.
The group teems with women who use their real names and pseudonyms to spin stories that leave members reeling in incredulity.
Some stories are just absurd. Some are bizarre. But no matter, if you want a script for a family drama series, Kilimani Mums Uncensored is the place to go. Most of these story tellers though, are men looking to have a little fun and play mind games with unsuspecting women!
Standard Digital News : : The Counties - The Kilimani Mums Uncensored: Where wild side of Kenyan women is revealed
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