The Minister for Arts and Athletics is undertaking an inspection of thoroughfares?

[Doria Mtandaoni]

Jamaa anapiga English ya mkoloni dadek

Huyu ni ama Mbinchi ana jamaa wa TEC.

 

[Doria Mtandaoni]

Uzi pekee wa britanicca ambao umegoma kutembea toka muda uliowekwa. Mkuu hii inaonekana hata AI imeshindwa kutafsiri. Wangeshatuwekea hapa. Saidia wananchi tafadhari.

 

[Smart911]

Ahsante kwa taarifa...


Cc: Mahondaw

 

[Mtoto wa Shule]

Nami nimeshangaaa Waziri wa sanaa na michezo anakagua barabara ?

Afadhali Tanzania HATUNA Waziri wa Sanaa na Michezo!

 

[Pac the Don]

Uncle, when you are entrusted with the task of ritual ablution of a corpse, you invariably transcend consanguinity — they repose an implicit faith in you that you are incapable of desecration.

They entered, they arrayed themselves in their first to fourth voices and commenced their elegiac dirges. And so it simply transpired, as people wailed their sole function was to proffer condolences, as people wept they offered sympathy. And the scribes, in their volition, inscribed: the bereavement was truly resplendent, none lamented outside the measure. He he he he,

Uncle, my counsel: summon them, seat them down and first exorcise their trepidation, then apprise them that a gentleman does not sulk with his cheeks, he broods in his heart. They are not complicit nor implicated, let them merely come as witnesses for they too were present and partook, albeit oblivious to the provenance of that goat. Their testimony, Uncle, will avail you in two facets: that of the historical archive or the syllabus.

Always, Uncle, I invariably admonish you, he who consumes with both hands shall never attain satiation. Never.

I too reminisce, verily I saw it, it was a goat and a diminutive one at that, it was by no means a bovine as they allege.

This is a gratuity we bestow upon you, go partake and remember us (remember us)

Today they aver it was a small cow?

Others allege, oh truly it was a goat but had it matured it would have become a cow. Uncle, there exist merely three modalities of riposte,

A question with a question
A question with an exposition
And a question with a truncation.

Respond to them solely with truncation: it was a small goat, we have devoured it and it is finished, period.


Britanicca

Haishangazi kwa kundi hilo ambalo mpaka samaki anapimwa kwa rula, kila mmoja anaweza tolea tamko angle ambayo haimuhusu.

 

[Jicho la Tai]

Uncle, when you are entrusted with the task of ritual ablution of a corpse, you invariably transcend consanguinity — they repose an implicit faith in you that you are incapable of desecration.

They entered, they arrayed themselves in their first to fourth voices and commenced their elegiac dirges. And so it simply transpired, as people wailed their sole function was to proffer condolences, as people wept they offered sympathy. And the scribes, in their volition, inscribed: the bereavement was truly resplendent, none lamented outside the measure. He he he he,

Uncle, my counsel: summon them, seat them down and first exorcise their trepidation, then apprise them that a gentleman does not sulk with his cheeks, he broods in his heart. They are not complicit nor implicated, let them merely come as witnesses for they too were present and partook, albeit oblivious to the provenance of that goat. Their testimony, Uncle, will avail you in two facets: that of the historical archive or the syllabus.

Always, Uncle, I invariably admonish you, he who consumes with both hands shall never attain satiation. Never.

I too reminisce, verily I saw it, it was a goat and a diminutive one at that, it was by no means a bovine as they allege.

This is a gratuity we bestow upon you, go partake and remember us (remember us)

Today they aver it was a small cow?

Others allege, oh truly it was a goat but had it matured it would have become a cow. Uncle, there exist merely three modalities of riposte,

A question with a question
A question with an exposition
And a question with a truncation.

Respond to them solely with truncation: it was a small goat, we have devoured it and it is finished, period.


Britanicca

The circumstances surrounding their initial undertaking, Uncle, were wholly inconceivable to all who might have contemplated such an eventuality.

To commence with, they arrived considerably in advance of the anticipated time.

Subsequently, one individual assumed the prerogative of recording his own name on behalf of the others, notwithstanding the fact that each member possessed an individual appellation, distinct and dissimilar from those borne by his counterparts.

 

[Titicomb]

Mkuu

Kuna moja kama sikosei.

Aliweka Spanish au Italian.

Kilatini

 

[Hussein Mbega]

Kilatini

Mkuu

Ni balaa.