The Perfect Husband

Madigo · 2013-03-13T11:32:49+00:00

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. "WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2012 models. I saw one I really liked. "MAN: "How much? "WOMAN: "$65,000. "MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. "WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000. "WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you! "MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

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