Texas
It is illegal to put graffiti on another persons cow.
Pigs, in Kingsville, are prohibited from having sex on the city's airport property.
A stoke of genius saw the creation of a law which dictates that criminal must give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime the intend committing.
In Clarendon, it is against the law to dust any public building with a feather duster.
It is an offence to carry a sword or a spear to a polling place
In Clarendon lawyers must accept eggs, chickens, and other produce as payment of legal fees.
Vermont
It is forbidden to deny the existence of God
If a women wishes to wear false teeth she must first obtain written permission from her husband.
Whistle under water is against the law.
Virginia
Hens are not permitted to lay eggs before 8 am or after 4 pm
In Lebenon it is a crime for a man to kick his wife out of bed
In Richmond flipping a coin to decide who pays the bill in a café is illegal.
In Norfolk, a woman must not go out unless wearing a corset. Corset inspector were introduced to enforce the law some people have all the lousy jobs.)
West Virginia
Huntington firemen must not whistle at or flirt with any woman who is passing the firehouse.
In Nicholas County clergyman are not permitted to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a service.
Washington
In a cunning plan to reduce crime a law was passed which requires all motorists with criminal intents to telephone the Chief of Police before crossing the city limits.
Lollipops are illegal. ( this has created a sub-culture of lollipop dealers )
By law having sex with a virgin under any circumstances is illegal even on the wedding night!
In Bellingham, it is illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.
Citizens of Seattle must not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
Wisconsin
In a rather prudish move the Governors of Connorsville have made it illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his partner has an orgasm.
In Milwaukee, parking a car for over two hours is not allowed unless a horse is tied onto it.
