Desidii
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The wedding test for jf members
The wedding test for jf members
- Thread starter Lokissa
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afrodenzi
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mmmhh
hii hamna wala dear..
tunamuongezea poster na sie tunafarijika
hahahha lol
vipi dear , mbona umepotea hivyo??
Desidii
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Bwana we nipo magugu network noma kweli inakata kata mno saa hizi niko babati kesho asubuhi dareda si unajua kazi za wananchi tena???
afrodenzi
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hahah lol
naona unapiga cross country ya mitaa yangu..
wasalimie Babati ..
nilisoma hapo hahah lol
Lokissa
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THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight sexy miniskirts, Birkins, and generally was bra-less with tight standing breasts. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, give me a sexy seductive look and I always got more than a nice view.
It had been her deliberate intent because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, wearing just a Khanga written "KAMA WANIPENDA NIFUATE" with nothing inside from the look, giving a true geography of her body and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that nobody is home, thus she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold!, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my baba mkwe hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
And the moral of this story is:
........Guess what wanaJF?????, I was heading to my car where I kept my condoms.
nimeirudia kwa ambae kashindwa kusoma ya mwanzo.
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight sexy miniskirts, Birkins, and generally was bra-less with tight standing breasts. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, give me a sexy seductive look and I always got more than a nice view.
It had been her deliberate intent because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, wearing just a Khanga written "KAMA WANIPENDA NIFUATE" with nothing inside from the look, giving a true geography of her body and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that nobody is home, thus she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold!, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my baba mkwe hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
And the moral of this story is:
........Guess what wanaJF?????, I was heading to my car where I kept my condoms.
nimeirudia kwa ambae kashindwa kusoma ya mwanzo.
Kigogo
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sasa Nyanzala wangu anifanyie test za hivo kama hajakuja kunichomoa nyavuni...mi sina muda wa kutafakari yaani ndo watakapojilaumu wananifanyia test mi nacheka na nyavu kama Drogba...
afrodenzi
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mmhh sawa dear..
lakini katika watu wote waliamua kumtumia
mdogo wake..
inelekea tayari kamtamani..
kuna ushujaa gani tena hapo dear..
The Finest
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Hebu jaribu kumfanyia hako kamchezo hashy
The Finest
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The Finest
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Nashuruku Wiselady kwa kujali maslahi yangu
Michelle
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yulu nimemkubali na mapungufu yake shem,muache tu..........naweza kufa kabla ya siku zangu nikijua.....lol
The Finest
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Dah!! Kufa tena wewe unataka kuniachia mimi kesi ambayo majibu nitakuwa sina
Michelle
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Hilo sijaribu basi shem.....akikua ataacha.....lol
Lokissa
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mhh they though she is more close than any1 else kwa hivo mtego wao waliuandaa vema,kwani umesahau kikulachoki maungoni mwako???? sory for late reply my dear Afrodenzi... Michele nae namjibu urijali haujaribiwi hata kidogo hahaha wana bahati sana kama si kufuata condom na harusi isingefanyika