Things You Never Use

Things You Never Use

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Bhoke arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Marwa,
in bed with another woman.
"That's it!" she shouted, "I'm leaving and I'm not coming back!"

"Wait honey," Marwa pleaded, "Can't you at least let me explain?"

"Fine, let's hear your story," Bhoke replied.

"Well, I was driving home when I saw this poor young lady sitting at the side of the road, barefoot, torn clothes, covered in mud and sobbing," explained Marwa.

"I immediately took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up. She got into the car and I brought her home.

After she took a shower, I gave her a pair of the underwear that doesn't fit you anymore,

the dress that I bought you last year that you never wore, the pair of shoes you bought but

never used and even gave her some of the turkey you had in the refrigerator but didn't serve to me."

"Then," Marwa continued,

"I showed her to the door and she thanked me.
As she was walking down the step, she turned around and asked me,

''Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'"



wivu wa nini kama hutumii kitu?
 
Kwasababu tu hatumii haina maana sio chake!!!
 
Kwasababu tu hatumii haina maana sio chake!!!

Haa,ko upaki gari tuu kila siku halifanyi kazi
afu kapatikana mgonjwa asipelekwe hospitali kwa
gari lako kisa hujatoa ruksa?
 
Ni kweli chake, lakini kwanini aache kinachina, hadi msamaria aje kukipasha?
Alitakiwa kuombwa....kwasababu tu sivaagi gauni langu la ubarikio tena haina maana mtu anaweza kulichukua tu bila ruhusa yangu!!
 
Alitakiwa kuombwa....kwasababu tu sivaagi gauni langu la ubarikio tena haina maana mtu anaweza kulichukua tu bila ruhusa yangu!!

Unajaza nguo ndani ya kabati na huzitumii ni kusababisha
mende na panya wajae ndani kwako
 
Mgonjwa yupi???

Huyo mdada alouliza kila kisicho tumika apewe;
ni kama mgonjwa anahitaji wahishwa hospitali na gari lipo tu limepaki
24/7 (mumeo)
 
Unajaza nguo ndani ya kabati na huzitumii ni kusababisha
mende na panya wajae ndani kwako

Bado haihalalishi mtu mwingine kujichukulia tu!!!Mtu kua na pesa nyingi asizozitumia benki haihalalishi kuibiwa kwake!!!
 
Huyo mdada alouliza kila kisicho tumika apewe;
ni kama mgonjwa anahitaji wahishwa hospitali na gari lipo tu limepaki
24/7 (mumeo)
Ugonjwa wake ulikua unahusiana vipi na mali ya mwenzake....??
 
Bhoke arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Marwa,
in bed with another woman.
"That's it!" she shouted, "I'm leaving and I'm not coming back!"

"Wait honey," Marwa pleaded, "Can't you at least let me explain?"

"Fine, let's hear your story," Bhoke replied.

"Well, I was driving home when I saw this poor young lady sitting at the side of the road, barefoot, torn clothes, covered in mud and sobbing," explained Marwa.

"I immediately took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up. She got into the car and I brought her home.

After she took a shower, I gave her a pair of the underwear that doesn't fit you anymore,

the dress that I bought you last year that you never wore, the pair of shoes you bought but

never used and even gave her some of the turkey you had in the refrigerator but didn't serve to me."

"Then," Marwa continued,

"I showed her to the door and she thanked me.
As she was walking down the step, she turned around and asked me,

''Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'"



wivu wa nini kama hutumii kitu?

Ingekuwa tunaishi kwa mtazamo huu, hata viatu nisingelinunua
 
Hahahahahaha nilifikiri ni wanaume tu ndio huwa baada ya muda hawatumii, kumbe kuna baadhi ya wanawake nao huwa hawatumii mpaka vinachina??? hahahahahahahaaaaa hii kare
 
Huyo jamaa muongo mzushi na mchakachuaji...... Mbona kitanda wanalalia siku zote na wamekitumia....
 
Huyo jamaa muongo mzushi na mchakachuaji...... Mbona kitanda wanalalia siku zote na wamekitumia....

hiyo nayo point,lakini yawezekana walikua hawalali pamoja,
or
kosa lake ni moja tu,kutumia kitanda wanacho lalia
 
hiyo nayo point,lakini yawezekana walikua hawalali pamoja,
or
kosa lake ni moja tu,kutumia kitanda wanacho lalia


Jamaa yote aliyofanya kafanya kwa makosa i bliv kila wanacho own share ni 50/50 hivyo anapotoa kitu ni lazima umuhusishe na mwenzie - hivyo yote hayo ni makosa...
 
Bhoke arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Marwa,
in bed with another woman.
"That's it!" she shouted, "I'm leaving and I'm not coming back!"

"Wait honey," Marwa pleaded, "Can't you at least let me explain?"

"Fine, let's hear your story," Bhoke replied.

"Well, I was driving home when I saw this poor young lady sitting at the side of the road, barefoot, torn clothes, covered in mud and sobbing," explained Marwa.

"I immediately took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up. She got into the car and I brought her home.

After she took a shower, I gave her a pair of the underwear that doesn't fit you anymore,

the dress that I bought you last year that you never wore, the pair of shoes you bought but

never used and even gave her some of the turkey you had in the refrigerator but didn't serve to me."

"Then," Marwa continued,

"I showed her to the door and she thanked me.
As she was walking down the step, she turned around and asked me,

''Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'"



wivu wa nini kama hutumii kitu?

napita tu
 
huruma ya wanaume inanifurahishaga sana....wanaweza toa chochote hata zaidi ya wanavyowapa wake zao....!!
 
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