Think before you speak

Kimbweka · 2011-02-23T10:07:02+00:00

WIFE: "If I died, would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Of course not!" WIFE: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do!!!" WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Alright, I would." WIFE (looking hurtful): "You would?" HUSBAND: "I would, but only because it was so good with you." WIFE: "And you'd sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would you want us to sleep?" WIFE: "And you'd replace all my photographs with hers?" HUSBAND: "Yes, it's only natural, I guess." WIFE: "And she'd use my car?" HUSBAND: "No. She can't drive." WIFE: (silence) HUSBAND: "Oh F***!"

Thread starter Kimbweka
Start date Feb 23, 2011

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