To my darling husband,

[TANMO]

Before you return home from your overseas trip I just wanted to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The Garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your beloved Ferrari.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX ​

P.S. Your girlfriend called. ​

 

[Kaizer]

Apo akija sidhani kama kutakuwa na maelewano

 

[TIMING]

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P.S. Your girlfriend called. ​

Hiyo ndio salama yake aisee... maana kutakuwa na ligi mbili

 

[MzeePunch]

This is a good one!