[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried but they wanted cash.
[5] Dont feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[6] Dont marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, youll regret it later.
[7] You cant buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
[10] Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway.
[11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit Im wrong and she agrees with me.
[12] Those who cant laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
[15] Youre getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
[16] It doesnt matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
[18] Its funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. Its like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
[19] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
[20] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried but they wanted cash.
[5] Dont feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[6] Dont marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, youll regret it later.
[7] You cant buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
[10] Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway.
[11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit Im wrong and she agrees with me.
[12] Those who cant laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
[15] Youre getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
[16] It doesnt matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
[18] Its funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. Its like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
[19] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
[20] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
