The Boss
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- Aug 18, 2009
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Mambo ya transfer season. Uongo mwingi kuliko ukweli
TRANSFER WINDOW OPENS
Man City be like:
- 12:30 no transfer news
-4:30 man city signs Herod, Methuselah and Enoch
.
Chelsea be like
-tuesday Chelsea linked with Barnabas and John the Baptist
- Thursday Chelsea bid £40m for the doubting Thomas
-Sunday Chelsea sign Shedrach, Meshach for a combine
£60m.
.
Manchester United be like
-monday linked with Adam and Eve
Tuesday Manchester Unitedl linked with Simon Peter, John
and Luke
-saturday Manchester United linked with king Solomon
Sunday Manchester United signs aftghgdsgh from Sodom for
£120 million.
Liverpool be like:
Monday: Liverpool linked with Matthew and ready to offer 35m
Tuesday: Liverpool eyeing Thaddeus as a potential replacement for Wijnaldum
Wednesday: Liverpool have a bid of 70m rejected for Joseph the carpenter as Jesusalem FC wants 100m for the youngster
Thurday: Matthew set for medical and AXA training comolex
Friday: Thaddeus joined Real Madrid after the Spanish giant offer 50k more than Liverpool in wage package
Saturday: Joseph failed medical and Liverpool now looking to sign king Solomon, John the Baptist and Prophet Isaiah before deadline
Arsenal be like
.
Transfer window opens - Arsenal linked with the twelve
apostles, all the children of Israel, the 3 wise men, Abraham,
Isaac and Jacob.
1 week after- Arsenal bids £2m for King David. (Rejected)
- Arsenal returns with a fresh bid of £5m, 2 cups of beans, 1
packet of Maggi, 3 locust beans, 1 roll of milk(rejected)
-king David's team holding out for £300m
- Arsenal agrees personal terms with king David worth 250k a week
-king David tells his close friends he's leaving
-king David hands in a transfer request
-king David spotted in England
-king David buys four Rams n 5 cows in London, transfer is
sure
-king David to Arsenal is done deal (Nebuchadnezzar)
One week to transfer deadline- we've not heard or had any bid
from Arsenal (king David's agent)
Deadline day- Arsenal pushing for a late bid for King David,
Arsenal request Pilate to extend deadline in order to complete
David's deal
.
-1min to deadline - Arsenal sign Judas Iscariot on loan from
the Corinthians...
Una good morning o
TRANSFER WINDOW OPENS
Man City be like:
- 12:30 no transfer news
-4:30 man city signs Herod, Methuselah and Enoch
.
Chelsea be like
-tuesday Chelsea linked with Barnabas and John the Baptist
- Thursday Chelsea bid £40m for the doubting Thomas
-Sunday Chelsea sign Shedrach, Meshach for a combine
£60m.
.
Manchester United be like
-monday linked with Adam and Eve
Tuesday Manchester Unitedl linked with Simon Peter, John
and Luke
-saturday Manchester United linked with king Solomon
Sunday Manchester United signs aftghgdsgh from Sodom for
£120 million.
Liverpool be like:
Monday: Liverpool linked with Matthew and ready to offer 35m
Tuesday: Liverpool eyeing Thaddeus as a potential replacement for Wijnaldum
Wednesday: Liverpool have a bid of 70m rejected for Joseph the carpenter as Jesusalem FC wants 100m for the youngster
Thurday: Matthew set for medical and AXA training comolex
Friday: Thaddeus joined Real Madrid after the Spanish giant offer 50k more than Liverpool in wage package
Saturday: Joseph failed medical and Liverpool now looking to sign king Solomon, John the Baptist and Prophet Isaiah before deadline
Arsenal be like
.
Transfer window opens - Arsenal linked with the twelve
apostles, all the children of Israel, the 3 wise men, Abraham,
Isaac and Jacob.
1 week after- Arsenal bids £2m for King David. (Rejected)
- Arsenal returns with a fresh bid of £5m, 2 cups of beans, 1
packet of Maggi, 3 locust beans, 1 roll of milk(rejected)
-king David's team holding out for £300m
- Arsenal agrees personal terms with king David worth 250k a week
-king David tells his close friends he's leaving
-king David hands in a transfer request
-king David spotted in England
-king David buys four Rams n 5 cows in London, transfer is
sure
-king David to Arsenal is done deal (Nebuchadnezzar)
One week to transfer deadline- we've not heard or had any bid
from Arsenal (king David's agent)
Deadline day- Arsenal pushing for a late bid for King David,
Arsenal request Pilate to extend deadline in order to complete
David's deal
.
-1min to deadline - Arsenal sign Judas Iscariot on loan from
the Corinthians...
Una good morning o
