Tuambie kitu cha utundu sana ulichofanya utotoni na hutakisahau maisha yako yote

Tuambie kitu cha utundu sana ulichofanya utotoni na hutakisahau maisha yako yote

Madame B said:
Ndo tushangae pamoja mwaya.
Kujifanya wao ndio wanajua kanuni za maisha ya mwanamke.
Halafu wanaume wa hivo sasa kwa kujikuta hamnazo, simu kila dk 1...za nini na pesa huna.
Kupakazana shombo tu.
Pesa ya nguo mpaka nidange kwingine...nikifika kwake kazi kunisifia tu.
Kodi alipe mwingine, aje kulaza mbavu yeye.

Wanajikutaga akina Mr perfect kwa kweli.
Nje smart...ndani kama Yahaya.
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Haahaaaahaaa....kuna wale wengine eti kula na kunywa anahesabu amekuhonga[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] asee nachekaga! Yaan ukipata mwanaume anayehesabu vinywaji unavyokojoa na chakula baada ya mda unaenda chooni unaeza mnasa vibao eti!
 
witnessj said:
Haahaaaahaaa....kuna wale wengine eti kula na kunywa anahesabu amekuhonga[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] asee nachekaga! Yaan ukipata mwanaume anayehesabu vinywaji unavyokojoa na chakula baada ya mda unaenda chooni unaeza mnasa vibao eti!
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Ndo mana sie makauzu huwa tunaamua kugawana pasu kwa pasu na wallet zao.
Maana najua hata baadae akitaka kunipa, hatanipa kama ninavyotaraji
 
witnessj said:
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Sijawahi kucheka hivi toka nitoke tumboni mwa mamaangu! Ooooh Lord have a mercy haaaahaaaa
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Acha uongo
 
SUASO said:
Mi hadi kusimulia naogopa maana Vingi sana ila ngoja nitoe hii
Nakumbuka nikiwa mdogo miaka 7 nyumban tulikuwa tupo na Dada wa kazi( house girl) basi ikawa naenda kumchungulia anavyoenda kuoga kila siku usiku sasa tulikuwa tunatumia kibatari(koloboi) basi upepo ukipita tu unazima basi nakasirika nimekosea kuchabo
Nilipoingia darasa LA Pili shuli tukawa tunaingia SAA 4 asubuh basi nyumban tukawa tunabaki wawili tu hadi hiyo SAA 4 basi kuna siku nikaingia chumbani kwake huyo Dada bila hodi laaah haulaaa hamadiii nikamkuta mtupu aisee duuuh nikatoka nje fasta akanifata na kusema kwann nimemchungulia basi namimi anichungulie nikakimbilia chumbani kwangu akaja akanivua nguo daah mwanaume ni mwanaume tu si nikaanza mambo ya sayansi darasa LA sita mzee( mfumo wa uzazi) bila shaka nilibakwa maana alikuwa mkubwa kwangu!!!
Tulikuwa tunaishi kijijini basi mtoto wa mjomba akaja kusalimia nyumban (mdada) mkubwa alikuwa 4m 6 kipindi hicho unaambiwa anasoma darasa LA kumi na nne , sasa ikabidi yule Dada wa kazi awe anakuja kulala kwangu maana kule kwao nafasi hamna basi nilifurahiiii nikawa nawai kulala afu naibuka usiku kufanya matusi!!!
2) Nilipofika maliza LA 7 nikabahatika kufaulu shule Fulani mkoani pwani basi nikawa nafikia kwa Dada dar afu ndo naenda shule..sasa pale kwa Dada kuna jirani mmoja wameshibana sana na Dada basi mi nikawanamuheshimu sana pia na Dada akawa anamwamini sana basi kwake kuna mazingira mazuri sana yakusomea nikawa naenda kupiga misuli mirefu pale hadi SAA 7 usiku basi yule Dada(jirani) akamwambia Dada mwache tu SUASO awe analala tu huku maana mtoto anachelewa anajisomea tu afu pia chumba kipo tu basi nikakubaliwa daah nilifaidi likizo acheniii jaman....Dada yule ZawaD zikawa hazikauki kumbuka hapo nipo likizo afu npo boarding BA's chips mayai,nyama,keki .....tukazoeana sana basi mi SAA 1 tu nishatinga kwa jirani kupiga msulii hapo yakaanza mazoea mengne...siku hiyo mzee natimba tu kwake alikuwa chumbani akaniita ile kuzama tu nakuta anacheki porn daaaaah, nikabadilika rangi aise kama zeruzeru, mapigo ya moyo yakaanza kwenda mbio....kumchek mdada yupo na kanga tu afu chupi kaweka pembeni kitandan daaah akanishamkono kanivutia kitandan aise kifuatacho ITV kila MTU anajua toka siku hiyo nikawa nakula mzigo japo mdada ni mkubwa miaka kama 27 afu Mimi nipo 14 tu!! Mengne naona siwezi kusilimulia maana tuliyofanya na shangazi, Dada binamu Jo....., kule mtoni na mama ake sadiki mmmmh!!!!
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Mweeh! ulibemendwa sana asee!
 
Tambaa said:
Daa ilkua Chuo cha uhazili kwa sasa tpsc pale tabora nilkua na wenzang miaka ya 200* tunatoloka shule ya msing isike jiran na pale af tunaenda kula chabo... (Wanawake walikua wengi sana Chuo hicho)..kweny mabaf ya hostel""" zao yalikuwa makubwa af ya bati na nyuma yake kulkua na vichaka ivo ilkua simple kwetu tunaluka fens tunaenda kula chabo.....bati tulizitoboa ...........hila Kuna siku ilitutokea puan hyo.......tulikamatwa na madem wa4 AF nasis tulikua wawil ...wakatuingiza bafun .....afu wakatulazimisha tuwanyony papuch!! Asee tulinyonya hatarii**" Hla Kuna 1 niliyemnyonya Mimi alikua na Vu***z balaaaaa[emoji29][emoji40][emoji185] Tulipotoka atukusema popote*** Sitasaau .....N.B
Mpka Leo Napenda kunyonya papu**CH Hatareeeee[emoji110][emoji40][emoji6][emoji102] Nais Niliaslika kisaikolojia.....
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Haaahaaaa....uwiiii
 
Nilichoma moto shamba lililokua karibu na sehemu kulipokua na msiba wee moto ukapamba mie huyooooo nikatokomea kusikojulikana
 
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