"two assholes"

Mtanzanika · 2012-07-09T07:43:23+00:00

A man died in a horrible fire.The mortician thought it was George,but he needed somebody to make a positive identification.The task fell to George's two best friends: Joe and Ally. Joe:"He's burnt pretty bad.....all ryt roll over." (He looked at the dead mans buttocks) and said "Nope that aint George." Thinking the incident is strange,the mortician straightened up the body and said nothing.He br...ought in Ally Ally:"Wow! He's burnt like a crisp.Roll him over......(he too looked at the buttocks) and said "Nope that aint George!" Mortician:"How can you tell?" Ally:"George had two Assholes!" Mortician:"What! How could he have two Assholes?" Ally:"Everybody knew george had two assholes....whenever the three of us would go into a bar you'd hear people say "Here comes George with those TWO ASSHOLES!"

Thread starter Mtanzanika
Start date Jul 9, 2012

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