Ubahili mwingine mhh!!

WomanOfSubstance · May 9, 2009

Katika famila moja,baba mwenye nyumba alijikuta kila akipewa shopping list, toothpick ni item inayojirudia sana.
Akaona lazima akomeshe hiyo tabia.Akawaita wanawe, hausigel na mamsap na kuwauliza iweje toothpick hazikai!
Wote wakawa wamejiinamia hawana la kusema.Hausgel akakurupuka
" baba, siyo mimi kabisaaa! Ni hawa akina .......Mimi nikimaliza kutumia, situpi.Huwa nazirudishia kwenye kichupa chake"
MAKUBWA HAYO! Kila mmoja alibakia kamtolea macho kwa mshangao.

fkabete · May 9, 2009

Duh hapo ipo kazi!

Alnadaby · May 9, 2009

Jamani..hii babkubwa!!!

mchonga · May 9, 2009

hii inanikumbusha, kuna Mama mmoja alitafuta chupi yake akaikosa, na akabidi amuulize House girl, "chupi yangu mbona haionekani ama umeichukua?" House girl akajibu " mimi huwa sivaagi chupi , hata baba anajua (yaani mume wa yule mama)

Tumsifu Samwel · May 9, 2009

mchonga said:
hii inanikumbusha, kuna Mama mmoja alitafuta chupi yake akaikosa, na akabidi amuulize House girl, "chupi yangu mbona haionekani ama umeichukua?" House girl akajibu " mimi huwa sivaagi chupi , hata baba anajua (yaani mume wa yule mama)

Duh! naona baba mwenye nyumba anajuana vizuri na house girl wake.

MwanaFalsafa1 · May 10, 2009

WomenofSubstanc said:
Katika famila moja,baba mwenye nyumba alijikuta kila akipewa shopping list, toothpick ni item inayojirudia sana.
Akaona lazima akomeshe hiyo tabia.Akawaita wanawe, hausigel na mamsap na kuwauliza iweje toothpick hazikai!
Wote wakawa wamejiinamia hawana la kusema.Hausgel akakurupuka
" baba, siyo mimi kabisaaa! Ni hawa akina .......Mimi nikimaliza kutumia, situpi.Huwa nazirudishia kwenye kichupa chake"
MAKUBWA HAYO! Kila mmoja alibakia kamtolea macho kwa mshangao.

I read this joke many years back on a newspaper. It still cracks me up.

Kyakya · May 12, 2009

carthbertl said:
duh! Naona baba mwenye nyumba anajuana vizuri na house girl wake.

ndo manake

nkawa · May 12, 2009

"Duh! naona baba mwenye nyumba anajuana vizuri na house girl wake."

Lakini mbona hili tatizo la baba wa nyumba kutaka kumjua vema housegirl linaongezeka? au hawa wasichana wanatumwa kuwajua vema baba wa nyumba?

ChaMtuMavi · May 13, 2009

teh teh teh teh teh

Makfuhi · May 13, 2009

Inaelekea huyu mama kama walivyo kinamama wengi hatimizi wajibu wake kama mlezi wa nyumba. Ilitakiwa yeye awe wa kwanza kujua kwamba hausegirl hana chupi. kwa kuwa kinamama wamezoea kuwa wakali kwa mahousegirl ndiyo maana ikabidi baba aombwe chupi.

Bata · May 13, 2009

duuuu hiyo avetor.daaaaaaaaaaah

Msanii · May 13, 2009

nkawa said:
"Duh! naona baba mwenye nyumba anajuana vizuri na house girl wake."

Lakini mbona hili tatizo la baba wa nyumba kutaka kumjua vema housegirl linaongezeka? au hawa wasichana wanatumwa kuwajua vema baba wa nyumba?

hehehe
nyumbani tumepata hausigeli mpya
je mimi nikiwa kama baba mwenye nyumba naruhusiwa kufanya ukaguzi?

Msanii · May 13, 2009

chamtumavi said:
teh teh teh teh teh

dah dah dah
hii avatar ni wewe au ni kiumbe mwengine tu?
duh unanigusa kusikotakiwa mwenzangu!
FIDEL umeiona hii?

Masanilo · May 13, 2009

Chamtu****

Nimeipenda Avatar yako!

BelindaJacob · May 13, 2009

Masanilo said:
Chamtu****

Nimeipenda Avatar yako!

Umependa nini hapo? Presha jamani,asubuhi hii..ha ha,expess yourself!

Msanii · May 13, 2009

BelindaJacob said:
Umependa nini hapo? Presha jamani,asubuhi hii..ha ha,expess yourself!

we acha tu
yaaani ningeweza kuinanimate bafuni kwangu walah ningekesha leo

Fidel80 · May 13, 2009

chamtumavi said:
teh teh teh teh teh

Mkuu hii avatar yako inanikumbusha kule zamani kwenye ze uchungu.

BelindaJacob · May 13, 2009

Msanii said:
we acha tu
yaaani ningeweza kuinanimate bafuni kwangu walah ningekesha leo

Tena kama una udhaifu wa haraka ni balaa..Poleni sana,avatar imewatega maana nizinge zinategua kama mabomu..

Msanii · May 13, 2009

BelindaJacob said:
Tena kama una udhaifu wa haraka ni balaa..Poleni sana,avatar imewatega maana nizinge zinategua kama mabomu..

Belinda
mie sina udhaifu ila nalainika mno ninapoona tupaja twa kike.
enewei huyu Chamtu... ameamua kuonesha hiyo kitu *avi kabisa hahaha

Msanii · May 13, 2009

Fidel80 said:
Mkuu hii avatar yako inanikumbusha kule zamani kwenye ze uchungu.

shekhe
hili zigo ktk avatar ya Chamtuvima linanipa shida sana kwenye kuchanganya picha ktk ubongo wangu.
Sijui kama Belinda naye amejazia-jazia hivyo au? ah we acha tu mabinti hawa watatumalizia mitaji mwaka huu

Ubahili mwingine mhh!!

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