Udaku Special 2nd Edition!! Limesheheni....

[mwallu]

mwallu nini tena aise
Sasa kama mke amepotea miaka mitano mizima mimi nifanyeje hapa
Si lazima nitafute mbadala wake
Na ndo maana miss chagga yupo bana kuziba upweke wangu

Unachepuka

 

[Tized]

Appreciated Bro, Hongera kwa ubunifu. Nimekuwa nakusoma sana, You are always trying ahead, keeping things outside the normal thinking box. always on the creative angle of things. Nakukubali sana Mkubwa kiwatengu

nitakushirikisha vyema kwenye the coming edition...

 

[Tized]

Hata Mr Rocky naye si mtu mkuu... kwa usalama wake aanze kutembea na helmet kichwani sasa.

hilo la kwanza...
la pili unahabari kuwa miss chagga ni mke wa mtu?

 

[kiwatengu]

Hahahaaaa... amna kitu kaka, nimejaribu tu kukuiga apo, Uandishi wako ni sisimshi na chekeshi sana, and inteligently presented. Ngoja nikafanye reference check ya Dena Amsi kwanza.

ha ha ha sijui utajificha nae wapi, huyu jamaa wa miamba uvumilivu ni kiduchu..

 

[kiwatengu]

Appreciated Bro, Hongera kwa ubunifu. Nimekuwa nakusoma sana, You are always trying ahead, keeping things outside the normal thinking box. always on the creative angle of things. Nakukubali sana Mkubwa kiwatengu

thank you sana mkuu.

 

[Mr Rocky]

kiwatengu huyo unayemsemea nae kaachwa solemba mika kadhaa sasa na yeye ni lazima atafute sehem bana Tized usiwe na wasi wasi mkuu sirudi tena japo roho inaniuma aise

 

[Tized]

Umenikumbusha ule wimbo wa akina Ntuzu FM academia ''wivu sina ila Roho inauma''

kiwatengu huyo unayemsemea nae kaachwa solemba mika kadhaa sasa na yeye ni lazima atafute sehem bana Tized usiwe na wasi wasi mkuu sirudi tena japo roho inaniuma aise

 

[Mentor]

1. Kigogo anayebembeleza penzi la Rapunzel umemsahau kabisa?

Inasemekana ni kaka wa damu wa Kongosho!
Kaizer KakaKiiza Vin Diesel watu8 Nicas Mtei na Paw wahusishwa na tycoon huyo!
mwekundu ajitetea kusema, ingekuwa ni safari za Dar-Moro, Dar-Moshi basi angehusika maana hajawahi kutoka nje ya nchi hii.

Mwalimu snowhite alionekana chobingo akimchombeza walau awe mchepuko!!!


2. Heaven on Earth sawa kuwa jimbo huru. Nafasi za kutuma maombi zitatangazwa hivi punde

3. C6 alias Joe Nyandigira atokwa jasho kutaka kulivunja penzi thabiti la mwallu na Mentor. Akumbana na mtihani mgumu. Ni baada ya kugundua hawakufahamiana JF pekee.

4. masai dada sasa ndiye miss JF 2014/2015. Apita bila ushindani. Msiulize shindano lilifanyika lini.

5. Asprin hati hati kuachwa na mchepuko wake Khantwe. Habari kamili ni siri ya mwandishi.

6. Mtambuzi sasa azidi kuzeeka. Hayo yalithibitika hivi majuzi baada ya kulala chumba kimoja na mrembo (air hostess wa kampuni kubwa ya ndege) wa Kikenya bila kufanikiwa kumgusa hata upindo wa vazi lake.

7. 7 5 mm ataka kurusha ndoano kwa snowhite. Habari kamili, toleo lijalo.

8. Baada ya kumfilisi Money Stunna, badiebey sasa aje kivingine. Asaka ndoa kwa udi na uvumba. Udaku ulimfuma kwa mganga wa kienyeji. Yaliyokuwa yakifanyika yamo kapuni.

9. 'Wanasema nirudi Igunga, maisha yashanishinda na mimi nasaka mavumba nasema sirudi nakomaa na jiji la Dar' Yule mwanamama mkali wa jiji la JF aliyekuwa akivuma hapa, gfsonwin, hatimaye ashindwa kwenda na biti la wimbo wa mwanadada Shilole.."...maisha yamemshinda, amerudi kijiijini Machame.." Akutwa akipalilia magimbi na mwanaye Asnam. Asema, 'Kama unataka mali, utaipata shambani'

10.

 

[kiwatengu]

kiwatengu huyo unayemsemea nae kaachwa solemba mika kadhaa sasa na yeye ni lazima atafute sehem bana Tized usiwe na wasi wasi mkuu sirudi tena japo roho inaniuma aise

ha ha ha hutarudia zawadi zako kweli?
ile big house na mkoko unamwachia?

 

[Mr Rocky]

ha ha ha hutarudia zawadi zako kweli?
ile big house na mkoko unamwachia?

kiwatengu sirudi bana namwachia Tized aendelee na mambo hapo na yeye aondoe gundu lake alilo nalo maana yeye kila siku kibuti tuu kinatembea

 

[Kaizer]

Mentor apo kwa masai dada apo..mdogo mdogo

 

[miss chagga]

hilo la kwanza...
la pili unahabari kuwa miss chagga ni mke wa mtu?

mke wa nani tena mkuu?

 

[miss chagga]

kiwatengu huyo unayemsemea nae kaachwa solemba mika kadhaa sasa na yeye ni lazima atafute sehem bana Tized usiwe na wasi wasi mkuu sirudi tena japo roho inaniuma aise

mwambie mume wangu mapenzi ni kama dala dala ukishuka wenzio wanapanda aiii sijitii mateso mie

 

[kiwatengu]

1. Kigogo anayebembeleza penzi la Rapunzel umemsahau kabisa?

Inasemekana ni kaka wa damu wa Kongosho!
Kaizer KakaKiiza Vin Diesel watu8 Nicas Mtei na Paw wahusishwa na tycoon huyo!
mwekundu ajitetea kusema, ingekuwa ni safari za Dar-Moro, Dar-Moshi basi angehusika maana hajawahi kutoka nje ya nchi hii.

Mwalimu snowhite alionekana chobingo akimchombeza walau awe mchepuko!!!


2. Heaven on Earth sawa kuwa jimbo huru. Nafasi za kutuma maombi zitatangazwa hivi punde

3. C6 alias Joe Nyandigira atokwa jasho kutaka kulivunja penzi thabiti la mwallu na Mentor. Akumbana na mtihani mgumu. Ni baada ya kugundua hawakufahamiana JF pekee.

4. masai dada sasa ndiye miss JF 2014/2015. Apita bila ushindani. Msiulize shindano lilifanyika lini.

5. Asprin hati hati kuachwa na mchepuko wake @khatwe. Habari kamili ni siri ya mwandishi.

6. Mtambuzi sasa azidi kuzeeka. Hayo yalithibitika hivi majuzi baada ya kulala chumba kimoja na mrembo (air hostess wa kampuni kubwa ya ndege) wa Kikenya bila kufanikiwa kumgusa hata upindo wa vazi lake.

7. 7 5 mm ataka kurusha ndoano kwa snowhite. Habari kamili, toleo lijalo.

8. ...

ha ha ha ha.... huyu REPunzel huyu.. aisee

 

[kiwatengu]

mwambie mume wangu mapenzi ni kama dala dala ukishuka wenzio wanapanda aiii sijitii mateso mie

to my shansarie not..
she is my permanent seat...

 

[kiwatengu]

mke wa nani tena mkuu?

kwani unawaume wangapi?

 

[Mr Rocky]

mwambie mume wangu mapenzi ni kama dala dala ukishuka wenzio wanapanda aiii sijitii mateso mie

miss chagga huyu kiwatengu hajui haya mambo
Yeye kan'ang'ania sehem moja tuu miaka na miaka
Hata mke akitoroka kwenda kwao yeye bado yupo tuu habadiliki

 

[mwallu]

Mentor apo kwa masai dada apo..mdogo mdogo

Paroko............

 

[kiwatengu]

kiwatengu sirudi bana namwachia Tized aendelee na mambo hapo na yeye aondoe gundu lake alilo nalo maana yeye kila siku kibuti tuu kinatembea

mi namsubiria Dena Amsi aseme neno.
ukiweza kuhimili naweka underline..

 

[miss chagga]

to my shansarie not..
she is my permanent seat...

labda kama hutashuka kwenda kukojoa ukienda tu unalo wanakaa wengine