Ukipata wewe ni Genius: Nani mwizi

Ukipata wewe ni Genius: Nani mwizi

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A Japanese ship is on route back to the shore from the Atlantic Ocean. Seeking the silent waves, the captain decides to take a shower. He keeps his Rolex and diamond studded gold bracelet on the shelf and goes for a shower. When he returns back, he finds both the watch and bracelet missing. He immediately calls the four crew members and asks them what they were doing during that duration. Following are the answers:

1. French Guy, the Cook: I was in the kitchen, making bacon sandwiches for everybody.
2. Russian Guy, the engineer: I was in the generator room, checking the generator.
3. Pakistani Guy, the housekeeper: I saw that the flag hoisted on the ship was upside down, so I went to correct it.
4. Srilankan Guy, the second housekeeper: I was tired and taking a quick nap.

The captain immediately knew who the thief was. Can you tell?
 
olele said:
A Japanese ship is on route back to the shore from the Atlantic Ocean. Seeking the silent waves, the captain decides to take a shower. He keeps his Rolex and diamond studded gold bracelet on the shelf and goes for a shower. When he returns back, he finds both the watch and bracelet missing. He immediately calls the four crew members and asks them what they were doing during that duration. Following are the answers:

1. French Guy, the Cook: I was in the kitchen, making bacon sandwiches for everybody.
2. Russian Guy, the engineer: I was in the generator room, checking the generator.
3. Pakistani Guy, the housekeeper: I saw that the flag hoisted on the ship was upside down, so I went to correct it.
4. Srilankan Guy, the second housekeeper: I was tired and taking a quick nap.

The captain immediately knew who the thief was. Can you tell?
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4 - That's an answer.
 
Kwakuwa mpakistani, yeye pekee hakuwa na kazi maalumu muda wakati huo, hivyo ni wazi kuwa alikuwa akizunguka ndani ya meli na kisha kuviona na kuchukua saa ya kapteni. Pia amesema uongo kuhusu bendela aliosema alienda kuigeuza baada ya kugeuka chini juu, juu chini, Mrusi, Mslilanka,na Mfalansa Wote wapo sahihi mkuu.
 
3. Pakistani Guy, the housekeeper: I saw that the flag hoisted on the ship was upside down, so I went to correct it.
huyo hapo ndie mwizi
 
olele said:
KWA NINI??
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Baada ya kaptaini kuingia kuoga, mpakistani alichukua mali zake kwa kuwa alipita karibu na vilipohifadhiwa, mrusi, msrilanka na mfaransa hawa wote walikuwa bize na kazi zao maalumu. Mpakistani amesema uongo kwa kudanganya alikua akigeuza bendera, bendera haiwezi kugeuka chini juu, hapo kepteni moja kwa moja atafahamu kuwa mpakistani ndie alie chukua saa yake.
 
3. Pakistani Guy, the Housekeeper: "I saw that the flag hoisted on the ship was upside down, so i went to correct it."

The mwizi[emoji115]
 
Mwizi ni MFARANSA: 1. French Guy, the Cook: I was in the kitchen, making bacon sandwiches for everybody.

MPakistan asingeliweza kula Bacon kwa sababu zimetengenezwa kwa Nguruwe na atakuwa Muislaam.
 
Sikonge said:
Mwizi ni MFARANSA: 1. French Guy, the Cook: I was in the kitchen, making bacon sandwiches for everybody.

MPakistan asingeliweza kula Bacon kwa sababu zimetengenezwa kwa Nguruwe na atakuwa Muislaam.
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point yako kwamba pakistan guy hawezi kula bacon sio sawa, dini yake haijatajwa hapo. sio kila mpakistan ni muislam.

jibu ni rahisi sana, mwizi ni pakistan guy kwa kuwa sababu aliyosema ni ya uongo. sio rahisi kugundua kuwa bendera (ya japan) ipo up-side-down. ile bendera ikigeuzwa utaiona vile vile, huwezi kugundua!

cc olele
 
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