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Juma mosi ilopita, Nipo zangu mwenge naelekea pale mlimani city bank nmb, account ilikuwa na laki 3 na 70 nataka nitoe laki tatu kuna kitu nataka kununua, ile kujaribu kutoa kwene ATM machine ikahesabu hela kama imetoa na hela haikutoka(ikazitupa hela kwene purge bin), kuchek salio limekatwa, nikaingia ndani kutoa complain nikakutana mwenzangu(Mwanamke) Toto zuri kiasi, ana complain kama hivyo hiyo, mfukoni nna kama laki, tumejikuta wote tuna tatizo moja.
My opener, nikamwamkia Shikamoo shemeji, akasmile akaniambia mbona unaniamkia na naona kama tunafanana umri ? .
Nikamwambia naogopa kuwasalimia habari za saizi watoto wazuri kama wewe shemeji, sababu utaona kama nimekushusha hadhi, nikamwambia umependeza, akasema asante. Nasema amependeza huku na mimi nanukia vizuri na nimevaa vizuri, wanaume tuwe tuwe tunajitahid kwene hili wanawake hawapend watu wachafu wachafu na wala huwa haikost hela nyingi.
Nikamwambia nikiwa mkubwa namimi nataka kuwa na mwanamke mzuri kama wewe shemeji, akacheka akasema kawaida, na kwanini unaniita shemeji mimi shemeji yako kwa nani ?
Nikamjibu mtoto mzuri kama wewe hawez kosa mtu, akasmile then akasema hamna kitu kama hicho, Kichwani nikajua hili jimbo hapa tulipo lipo huru cha msingi ni kulipambania tu.
kupiga piga stori za hapa na pale nikamwambia shemeji twende tukapate hata soda sababu huduma tulokuwa tunasubir ilikuwa indelay kidogo, tukamwaga alokuwa anatufuatilizia ishue yetu then nikamtoa nje pale 5N tukala kuku, na soda.
Wakati tunaendelea na mazungumzo nikamtania leo ni jumamosi me huwa nakunywa hata bia mbili, tatu, nikamwomba kistaarabu, would you join me for a drink akasema anapenda ila anamajukumu, nikaona huyu anataka nimbembeleze nikaona isiwe shida, sifa kuu ya mwanaume ni uwezo wa kuweza kufix ratiba za mwanamke na zikawa kama unavyotaka wewe.
Akakubali tukaanza vyombo me nakula bia yeye anakula jameson, kama machale yalinicheza ningekaa nae pale samaki samaki ingeleta shida kwene mabil sababu hela zangu zishazama kwene machine ya mzungu, watoto wa kishua bwana eti hajawah kaa 5N eti changanyikeni sana, me nkamwambia Sio mbaya akapata experience mpya, afterall ni mapema bado lile nyomi lake bado halipo.
Basi bwana story za uongo na ukweli pale nikamchana kuwa nimemwelewa na nikaitetea hoja yangu kwa nguvu zote hata kama tumeonana siku ya kwanza, wazungu wanasema as long as your confident and your straight with what your talking hata kama your talking rubbish wanawake huwa wanasikiliza,tukabadilishana namba right away.
Meza tulokuwa tumekaa mimi nimekaa west yeye kaka east hatupo karibu kivile nadhani mnajua hizi meza za kwne mabar, sasa iko ivi wanawake huwa wanarekodi every moment of their lives hasa zile nzuri nzuri, so huwa wanapenda souvenir, japokuwa naongea nae nikawa namtext kwamba amekuwa rafiki angu kwene matatizo kakubali kuja kushare vinywaji na mimi namani nimpe hug zito ili akirudi nyumbani awe ananikumbuka, alisoma msg akasmile, akanijibu sawa bwana, nilikuwa naweza kuyaongea haya maneno ila nlitaka tu abaki na memory kwene simu yake, i know how to write a msg ambayo mwanamke anaweza akaiweka kwene simu yake.
tumekaa pale mpaka mida ya kigiza giza naona mtoto amelegea, na anasisitiza kama ukiona nimechoka utanipeleka home, nikasema sawa mama wala usijali, tunasikiza mziki tunakula vitu, mida ya saa tatu ivi nikamwambia umechoka twende nikurudishe home, home wapi ? mbezi makonde, mimi huyo mpaka mbez makonde, lengo langu nimwache kwa siku ile sababu alishanipa namba nisijemla ikaonekana nimetake advantage sababu anaalcohol kichwani, nimefika kwake, nikamshusha nikamsindikiza mpaka ndani, nikamsaidia kufungua milango, akaingia ndani, tukafika siting room, tukaka, nikaona anasema natamani nivue nguo nikaoge ila nimechoka, nikamwambia naomba nikusaidie kuzitoa, yan ile namalizia tu kauli nipo karibu nae namtoa nguo, wakati namtoa nikawa nimemsogelea karibu na mdomo wake kwa rule inaitwa 90/10 kissing rule, unasogeza mdomo 90% unaacha 10% aimalizie mwenyewe, mtoto akanidaka na denda alafu naona ananiuliza wewe hauogi ? dakika moja wote tupo kama tumezaliwa, mtoto kuona mpini umesimama kainama kaanza bj mtoto ananyonya mbo kama Karrine Steffans aka super head, aisee mtoto anapafomu yule hatari sana.
Mwanaume nikaona sio kesi daah twende tukaoge huko huko bafuni me nikaona isiwe kesi tena nikazama mgodini, pussy clean, tukaoga tukamaliza tukarudi ndani sebulen kwake kidume nikaanza kupewa tena bj huku mimi nachezea maziwa yake yaliojaa vizuri, mtoto kazidiwa naona anasema naomba uingize please chin pamelowa mpaka basi, mzee nikaanza kumkaza taratibu huku namnongoneza namna ambavyo mwenyezi mungu alivyompendelea jaman kuna watoto wanajua kuzililia mboo khaa sikuchukua hata muda wazungu hawa hapa tukapumzika.
Sasa hapa, Akili ndio inarud kwamba nimemla kavu, akili ndio inarud kwamba huyu mtoto anawezaje kukaa sehemu nzuri kama hii pekeake anaweza kuwa na sponsor huyu sema tu ubaharia wangu umenifikisha hapa, nitakuja kupiwa na bunduki bure, hapo ndio akili za kuanza kumuuliza anafanya nini for a living ndio ikanijia, ndio akanzaa kunieleza kuwa kasoma ulaya huko, amerud bongo kapata kazi nzuri akanionyesha na id, kumfuatilia jina lake la pili ni la ndugu wa wakubwa wakubwa ndio nikajua why kapata kazi alopata... Nilivyojiridhisha nikaanza kumchezea mtoto tena nikapanda kiunoni rukia sana yule mtoto mpaka anasema would you please sleep here, me nikamwambia nope i got some stuffs to do sunday morning its better i wake up at my place, mida ya saa saba nikatembea.
All in all Thank you C for all that u did to me na niwashukuru NMB kwa atm zao kumeza hela zangu.
Moral to the story, sio kila baya ni baya moja kwa moja mengine huwa yana turn out to be something good, hela zangu zilizama na wakati nalaumu nikapata mtoto mzuri ambaye bado tunawasiliana na we in generally doing good.. STOP COMPLAINING, LIFE IS TOO SHORT...