Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

Kanali G · Nov 29, 2019

Kumbuka hakuna beki tatu mgumba

smartkitochi said:
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Mpaka sasa nikirud nyumban kukiwa na kamvuamvuaa aaaa hapo hapo seblen naamshaa vizurii tuu!

Ila nimekaambia siku ambayo nitakaona kanaanza kumdharau Dada yake, nakafukuzaa... (Kakasema sewiz Mimi mwenyewe natak niendelee kufaid anachokula Dada).. kimoyomoyo nkasema dunia imeishaa hii daah[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

smartkitochi · Nov 29, 2019

Gide MK said:
Kumbuka hakuna beki tatu mgumba

Nazingalia ushauri wako Mkuu [emoji3]

Bonny · Nov 29, 2019

Khantwe said:
Nitumie PM [emoji56]

Ha ha ha ha Happy bilated Birthday!!

Khantwe · Nov 29, 2019

Bonny said:
Ha ha ha ha Happy bilated Birthday!!

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Charliemic · Nov 29, 2019

priscilla njoo humu, ukawasalimu

zipompa · Nov 29, 2019

Charliemic said:
priscilla njoo humu, ukawasalimu

Unaye mwita huyo stori yake yaonesha beki hazikabi anamsingizia mwal. ndo kampa gonjwa.

we angalia na hali yake ya ugonjwa ila bado anawapa wana (tena sio 1, 2-3 ivi) asa akati mzima si alikuwa anateleza tu.

kama ingekuwa ilo gonjwa linapatikana kizembe ivo, wote tungekuwa nalo.

Yamakagashi · Nov 29, 2019

Dada kuna mtu ulimpondea kule kaangalie vizuri

joanah said:
Sijapitia comments za huo uzi lakini sidhani kama una madhara makubwa kiasi hiko

Pyepyepye · Nov 29, 2019

Khantwe said:
Leo nimeweka nadhiri kwa Mungu wangu kuwa sitoufungua tena huo uzi kamwe

Kweli mkuu?

Tuttyfruity · Nov 29, 2019

Acha roho mbaya mzee. Uzi una trend ule au ni wivu?

cosmonaut · Nov 29, 2019

Khantwe said:
Leo nimeweka nadhiri kwa Mungu wangu kuwa sitoufungua tena huo uzi kamwe

Wadau wanasema ni kama unacheki zile Kanda za wakubwa[emoji41] hahaha

HBD[emoji512]

BJBM · Nov 29, 2019

Cash Money Forever said:
Tuache stori za spray, hili tukio lingine.

Mwaka 2008 nikiwa mwaka wa 2 chuo. Alikuja mtoto wa 1st year mkali sana. Kwa sisi tunaopenda visu vikali nilitokea kumtamani sana kiujumla alinipagawisha.

Siku zikasonga washikaji kibao wakaunga tela kumpiga demu sound angalau waweze kuzama. Demu akamkubalia jamaa flani kozi tofauti na demu.

Niliweka nia moyoni ipo siku nitamla tuu huyu demu how, when, where maswali ya kispy hayana majibu.

Sasa kuna mshikaji wangu wa karibu akawa anamgonga demu wa 1st year ambaye ni rafiki na yule mtoto mkali. Wala sikutaka shemeji yangu anifanyie mpango nimpate huyo mtoto. Nikala bati tuu.

Mungu sio mzee mkumba ikatokea field ya kwenda porini hifadhi za taifa, bwana bwana field ikawa madarasa mawili la mwaka wetu na yule la 1st year la yule mtoto mkali.

Wakati wanachuo wanajiandaa na safari mimi nawaza yule mtoto nitampataje porini nile mzigo. Safari ikawadia haoooo porini. Tukiwa njiani nikampanga mshikaji wangu akikisha tukifika porini mshawishi demu wake/shemeji hema lao wanaliweka karibu na hema letu.

Kweli mpango ukafanikiwa mahema yakawa karibu. Yule mtoto mkali nilichunguza background yake nikagundua ametoka familia bora sana, nikajua kabisa mikiki ya porini hataweza na muoga sana

Tulivyofika tuu porini maji ya kuoga hakuna, ikabidi wanaume twende tukaoge mtoni na pia tujaze mapipa maji ya kupikia, baadhi ya kutumia malectures na kuogea mademu.

Kidume nikarudi na ndoo 2 zimejaa maji mpaka kwenye hema nikamwita yule mtoto mkali nikampa ndoo zote 2 za maji akaoge na kufua. Alishukuru sana.

Usiku muda wa kwenda kuchukua msosi nikamwambia mtoto we subiria kwenye hema huku nje saa hizi kuna wanyama wakali na nyoka kibao wacha nikakuchukulie msosi. Akashukuru sana

Kwa kweli nilimuhudumia demu maji ya kuoga, kumchukulia msosi kama wiki 1. Siku 1 nikamwambia naomba namba yako ya simu. Akanipa. Nikamtongoza akanichomolea nje kwa kishindo niliumia sanaaaaa. Moyoni nikasema huduma zote za maji na chakula simletei tena akachukue mwenyewe.

Zilipita siku 3 anakomaa mwenyewe nimemchunia. Siku 1 usiku wa saa 4 akaniandikia msg NATESEKA SANA KUPATA MAJI YA KUOGA NAOMBA NISAMEHE, nikapiga kimya, msg nyingine NJOO KWENYE HEMA LANGU TUONGEE.

Mapigo ya moyo yalienda kasi sana. Nikafungua zipu ya hema langu nikatoka nje nikaenda kwenye hema lao nikafungua zipu taratibu nikamkuta yupo macho mwenzake amelala pembeni.

Sikutaka maongezi nikaanza kumpiga madenda madenda nikimshika mapaja anakuwa mkali, madenda madenda baadae akalainika funua kanga, sogeza chupi pembeni ingiza ukuni nikaanza kupump taratibu.

Shemeji yangu pembeni anajifanya amelala lakini najua anasikia kila kitu kinachoendelea. Piga bao 2 safii nikarudi zangu kwenye hema langu.

Kesho nikaendelea na utaratibu wa maji na chakula. Tulivyorudi chuo kila mtu akala 50 zake.

Vikwazo ulivyomwekea ni kama Marekani na nchi za kiafrika😂😂😂

Mangungo II · Nov 29, 2019

rikiboy said:
Akati kabla ya kulala anangalia update

Kuna mmoja alinanaswa vibao na demu .

Baada ya kufata procedure za kula mzigo kimasihara

Akaja kulia kwenye Uzi[emoji2]

Joanah · Nov 29, 2019

Yamakagashi said:
Dada kuna mtu ulimpondea kule kaangalie vizuri

Nani?😂😂

dtj · Nov 29, 2019

akanyambasira said:
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Na hayo mavi unayosema hautayaona au hata kusikia harufu hutasikia..kitu inandaliwa MZEE baba kabla hujapewa....unachezaaa nn wewe....

Maandalizi yanafanyika week nzima....siku unapewa kitu iko safiiiii...hata kale kadogi kalikomtoa baru gaidi Namba moja duniani akapiga mayowe na kujilipua kakija kinusa hakatasikia harufu ya mavi.

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Khantwe · Nov 29, 2019

COSMOLOGIST said:
Wadau wanasema ni kama unacheki zile Kanda za wakubwa[emoji41] hahaha

HBD[emoji512]

Ni kweli
Ahsante boss

Khantwe · Nov 29, 2019

Pyepyepye said:
Kweli mkuu?

Ndio mkuu

jimmyfoxxgongo · Nov 29, 2019

Ukiwa mpumbavu buana.

Mangungo II · Nov 29, 2019

Khantwe said:
Leo nimeweka nadhiri kwa Mungu wangu kuwa sitoufungua tena huo uzi kamwe

Hahahahahahah ule Uzi huwezi kuukwepa

Yawezekana uka the best thread 2019

Kyodowe · Nov 29, 2019

Yule jamaa boya sana

Mazigazi said:
Kuna mmoja alinanaswa vibao na demu .

Baada ya kufata procedure za kula mzigo kimasihara

Akaja kulia kwenye Uzi[emoji2]

Khantwe · Nov 29, 2019

Mazigazi said:
Hahahahahahah ule Uzi huwezi kuukwepa

Yawezekana uka the best thread 2019

Mimi nitaukwepa, nikiamua kitu huwa sishindwi, au nitafanya kampeni tuureport hadi ufutwe au uhamishwe

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