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Leo bilabila mnara haujasoma4G LTESifa moja wapo ya ubaharia ni roho mbaya[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]
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HiZo mbona bado chache sana mpaja ifike post ya million1 ndio nitaona kuwa huu Uzi umeshindikana kwa hapa MMUK I M A S I H A R A #6690
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Kwa hii speed unafika aisee, ni vile raia saa hivi na hii sikukuu hawana muda sana na simu. January utasikia hizo testimonies walivyochapana kimasiharaHiZo mbona bado chache sana mpaja ifike post ya million1 ndio nitaona kuwa huu Uzi umeshindikana kwa hapa MMU
😂😂😂😂Huu ni ule uzi ambao Shetan kashakataa hausiki nao kabisaaa
We shall seeKwa hii speed unafika aisee, ni vile raia saa hivi na hii sikukuu hawana muda sana na simu. January utasikia hizo testimonies walivyochapana kimasihara
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Mpaka sasa jamaa bado anatimikia 25 au nae alitoka kwa msamaha wa juzi hapa? Vp bado unaendelea kula tunda?sikumoja nimetoka zangu mizunguko ya kutwa nzima ,nikapita kwa mama nijazie kupiga msosi nakuta ndo wanafungasha msosi umeisha. Nikajitamkia kwa saut looh, imekula kwangu! Maza mtumzima akanitania sijui "baba tukakupikie nyumbani uje ule wewe ni mteja wetu". Nikasema mtakuwa mmenisaidia. Si akajiroga twende nisaidie na hayo mafuta. Kufika road maza akawaambia wafanyakazi wake na yeye wapite sokoni mimi nitangulie na binti yake. Baadaye akagoma akasema hapana weflani nenda na hawa . Tulipo fika home nika mtania mama hauniamin kwa bint yako. Akasema tokalini simba akamlinda swala. Nikamtania mbona na wewe ni swala ? Akadai hauniwezi wekijana hii tani mia . Si nika mgusa likiuno lake! Akadai ukiamsha mashetani utajuta . Nikatomasa tena kiuno akanivutia sijui ni chumba cha kupumzikia maana kilikuwa na kochi moja na mkeka. Weeh. Kula mate sana. Kupima oil imo ya kutosha. Finger sanaa maza ana mimaji mpaka rahaa! Yaan kama bomba limepasuka. Nilipiga mti siku hiyo acha kabisa. Ilabaadaye bint ake alijua. Maana alianza kunitania baba baba. Huyo sija mla japo anautani sana. Mara umemfanya mama yangu zuu. Huyu mama ni single maza alizalishwa akiwa mwanafunzi, jamaa aliye mzalisha akachezea jela 25 yrs.
Duh!!!nimetoka kula tunda kimasihara sasa hivi...
jana usiku nimetoka zangu niende kupata dinner..
itaendelea,anatoka bafuni...nimle cha mwisho niwahi ibada.
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Daah!inaumaKisa changu na mlokole wa FB
Siku moja nikaweka profile picture mpya Facebook, a quote kutoka kwa philosopher mmoja anaitwa Epicurus ikihoji kama is God is so powerful, why doesn't he stop evil. Nimeamka zangu asubuhi napitia fb inbox nakutana na message kali kutoka kwa binti mmoja kwenye friend list lakini wala hatujawahi kufahamiana. Alikuwa suggested nikamuongeza tu. Message kama 5 hivi, anadai why are you mocking my God, am very offended blah blah blah. Nikamjibu ,"relax, I have not killed your God". Halafu nikapotezea.
Baadae naona message tena, nikasema ngoja nipitie profile yake. Kuchek, picha zote ni za wachungaji wakubwa wakubwa, hakuna picha yake hata moja. Tukaendelea kuchat siku ile, yeye amekazana toa hiyo picha, mimi namwambia, kama wewe unavyotumia uhuru wako kuamini; mimi nautumia kutoamini! Kwahiyo ngoma droo. The next day message tena, "Unanikwaza sana, mbona hujatoa picha". Nikajisemea huyu binti anachokitafuta atakipata. Nikamwambia akitaka niitoe, itabidi anifundishe neno upya na kunibatiza. Akaruka, mimi sio mchungaji. Nikamwambia basi wewe nifundishe tu, njoo home unipe neno nione kama naweza rudi huko. Akaniambia ana safari ya Rwanda, hawezi kuja. Kumuuliza kwani wewe sio Mtanzania, akaniambia mama yake Mnyarwanda, baba mchaga so ni Mtanzania kama mimi. Nikawaza tu combination ya mchaga na mnyarwanda lazima itakuwa kali hata kama picha sijaona. Am on the right track hapa. Akaniambia we will see when am back.
After two weeks ananicheck kwamba she's back in town. Well and good, so unakuja lini, akaniambia she will let me know. Siku moja usiku, naona message; nakuja kesho. Dah, mzee mzima niko 3rd year and nina test moja hiyo kesho. Nikamwambia poa, nikamtumia namba. Kesho asubuhi, nikatimba dispensary kwanza nipate cheti cha kuombea special test;. hakuna namna nilikuwa namuacha huyu mtoto. Nikapitia mazagazaga, nikarudi home. Pika msosi, kidogo naona simu anauliza nishukie wapi. Nikamwelekeza, kituoni kuna boda boda mshikaji, akamleta. Kufika nikaona kifaa black beauty, mrefu hivi na shape zile zile za majirani.
Tuka-exchange niceties pale, tukabishanaaaa kuhusu mambo ya religion believes, history of the church etc etc, huku mimi nawaza tu huu mzigo naukulaje hapa. Baada ya muda nikamkaribisha chakula, tukala fresh; nataka kutoa vyombo, aka-offer kuvitoa na kuosha. Nikasema huku huku jikoni hatoki. Ameingia tu nikamfuata kujifanya nataka kumsaidia, nikasimama nyuma yake; na alivyokuwa mrefu hamna hata kuinama; nikamnong'oneza nikimsifia nywele zake akacheka akanipa asante. Nikamshika juu ya kiuno, nikaona amestuka kidogo, akaacha na kuosha vyombo; kumbe kichupa kimejaa. After some kissing, sketi iliinuliwa, akashikishwa kikabati cha jikoni, likapigwa moja. Tukaenda kuoga, then mambo yakaendelea room. Jioni binti akarudi kwao, akanitumia tu text, thanx for the pleasurable afternoon.
Tuliendelea kuwasiliana for sometime, mambo ya profile picture yalishawekwa pembeni. Siku moja ananiambia nakuja kukusamilimia, tukafanya yetu. Afterwards ananiambia, alikuja kuniaga, she's going to Belgium kwa aunt yake kusoma chuo. Alipofika alikuja kunimbia, afadhali aliondoka TZ, mimi ningemwaribu akili. Right now ameolewa na watoto wake wawili huko Antwerp.
Kisa changu na mlokole wa FB
Siku moja nikaweka profile picture mpya Facebook, a quote kutoka kwa philosopher mmoja anaitwa Epicurus ikihoji kama is God is so powerful, why doesn't he stop evil. Nimeamka zangu asubuhi napitia fb inbox nakutana na message kali kutoka kwa binti mmoja kwenye friend list lakini wala hatujawahi kufahamiana. Alikuwa suggested nikamuongeza tu. Message kama 5 hivi, anadai why are you mocking my God, am very offended blah blah blah. Nikamjibu ,"relax, I have not killed your God". Halafu nikapotezea.
Baadae naona message tena, nikasema ngoja nipitie profile yake. Kuchek, picha zote ni za wachungaji wakubwa wakubwa, hakuna picha yake hata moja. Tukaendelea kuchat siku ile, yeye amekazana toa hiyo picha, mimi namwambia, kama wewe unavyotumia uhuru wako kuamini; mimi nautumia kutoamini! Kwahiyo ngoma droo. The next day message tena, "Unanikwaza sana, mbona hujatoa picha". Nikajisemea huyu binti anachokitafuta atakipata. Nikamwambia akitaka niitoe, itabidi anifundishe neno upya na kunibatiza. Akaruka, mimi sio mchungaji. Nikamwambia basi wewe nifundishe tu, njoo home unipe neno nione kama naweza rudi huko. Akaniambia ana safari ya Rwanda, hawezi kuja. Kumuuliza kwani wewe sio Mtanzania, akaniambia mama yake Mnyarwanda, baba mchaga so ni Mtanzania kama mimi. Nikawaza tu combination ya mchaga na mnyarwanda lazima itakuwa kali hata kama picha sijaona. Am on the right track hapa. Akaniambia we will see when am back.
After two weeks ananicheck kwamba she's back in town. Well and good, so unakuja lini, akaniambia she will let me know. Siku moja usiku, naona message; nakuja kesho. Dah, mzee mzima niko 3rd year and nina test moja hiyo kesho. Nikamwambia poa, nikamtumia namba. Kesho asubuhi, nikatimba dispensary kwanza nipate cheti cha kuombea special test;. hakuna namna nilikuwa namuacha huyu mtoto. Nikapitia mazagazaga, nikarudi home. Pika msosi, kidogo naona simu anauliza nishukie wapi. Nikamwelekeza, kituoni kuna boda boda mshikaji, akamleta. Kufika nikaona kifaa black beauty, mrefu hivi na shape zile zile za majirani.
Tuka-exchange niceties pale, tukabishanaaaa kuhusu mambo ya religion believes, history of the church etc etc, huku mimi nawaza tu huu mzigo naukulaje hapa. Baada ya muda nikamkaribisha chakula, tukala fresh; nataka kutoa vyombo, aka-offer kuvitoa na kuosha. Nikasema huku huku jikoni hatoki. Ameingia tu nikamfuata kujifanya nataka kumsaidia, nikasimama nyuma yake; na alivyokuwa mrefu hamna hata kuinama; nikamnong'oneza nikimsifia nywele zake akacheka akanipa asante. Nikamshika juu ya kiuno, nikaona amestuka kidogo, akaacha na kuosha vyombo; kumbe kichupa kimejaa. After some kissing, sketi iliinuliwa, akashikishwa kikabati cha jikoni, likapigwa moja. Tukaenda kuoga, then mambo yakaendelea room. Jioni binti akarudi kwao, akanitumia tu text, thanx for the pleasurable afternoon.
Tuliendelea kuwasiliana for sometime, mambo ya profile picture yalishawekwa pembeni. Siku moja ananiambia nakuja kukusamilimia, tukafanya yetu. Afterwards ananiambia, alikuja kuniaga, she's going to Belgium kwa aunt yake kusoma chuo. Alipofika alikuja kunimbia, afadhali aliondoka TZ, mimi ningemwaribu akili. Right now ameolewa na watoto wake wawili huko Antwerp.