Umbea mtamu

Valentina · Apr 15, 2016

Waumini watatu walikutana kwa siri na kuelezana matatizo yao ili waweze kuombeana.
WA KWANZA: mimi tatizo langu ni wizi, kila nikimaliza ibada lazima niibe pesa za sadaka.
WA PILI: Mimi tatizo langu ni wanawake yani nimeshalala na wake za watu wa waumini wenzangu.
WA TATU: akaanza kulia badala ya kuongea.
WENZAKE: We vipi unatatizo gani mbona unalia???
AKAJIBU: jamani mimi tatizo langu ni "umbea" haya yote tuliyoongea lazima nikaseme!

Ushimen · Apr 15, 2016

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Black Sniper · Apr 15, 2016

Hahaahhahaha hakuna mbaya kama huyo wa mwisho.

Hao wawili wa mwanzo wanaweza acha tabia hiyo

Valentina · Apr 15, 2016

black sniper said:
Hahaahhahaha hakuna mbaya kama huyo wa mwisho.

Hao wawili wa mwanzo wanaweza acha tabia hiyo

Ha haa hiyo tabia ukiizoea noma

Black Sniper · Apr 15, 2016

Valentina said:
Ha haa hiyo tabia ukiizoea noma

We kiboko!!! Yaani MTU anaamka asubuhi za usiku zote anazijua halafu anatafuta pa kuzitua hahaaha

Ombudsman · Apr 15, 2016

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Valentina · Apr 15, 2016

black sniper said:
We kiboko!!! Yaani MTU anaamka asubuhi za usiku zote anazijua halafu anatafuta pa kuzitua hahaaha

Usiombe ukawashwa na umbea

Black Sniper · Apr 15, 2016

Valentina said:
Usiombe ukawashwa na umbea

Kkkkkkkkkk you make me laugh out loud, cheers mate.

Valentina · Apr 15, 2016

black sniper said:
Kkkkkkkkkk you make me laugh out loud, cheers mate.

Ila umbea unaongeza siku ujue

Black Sniper · Apr 15, 2016

Valentina said:
Ila umbea unaongeza siku ujue[/QUOTE

If Gossip were food, many people would be overweight. Kwa kweli mi naogopa sana gossip ingawa nayasikia mengi

Valentina · Apr 15, 2016

Inategemea bana kuna umbea mwingine hauathiri chochote zaidi ya ucheke utanue mapafu

Ule umbea wa msuto na uchochezi ndio mbaya

Black Sniper · Apr 15, 2016

Valentina said:
Inategemea bana kuna umbea mwingine hauathiri chochote zaidi ya ucheke utanue mapafu

Ule umbea wa msuto na uchochezi ndio mbaya

Hapo umenena na hiyo haiathiri kwa kweli, ngoja nisikilize latest hahaha

longi mapexa · Apr 15, 2016

Noma sana!

Tamatheo · Apr 15, 2016

Valentina said:
Usiombe ukawashwa na umbea

Duuh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kumbe umbea unawashae??? Si ajabu kweli kuna mijitu mimbea hadi umbea unawasuta...

Valentina · Apr 15, 2016

Tamatheo said:
Duuh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kumbe umbea unawashae??? Si ajabu kweli kuna mijitu mimbea hadi umbea unawasuta...

Ha haa umefanikiwa kunichekesha mchana huu

adden · Apr 15, 2016

Huyo wa3 atakuw CNN

Angel Nylon · Apr 15, 2016

Valentina said:
Usiombe ukawashwa na umbea

Kuna mmoja Yeye alikataa hadi pesa akahiyari apeleke umbea pale alipoambiwa asiposema atalipwa.
Uheke mtamu wee

Smokey D · Apr 15, 2016

WA NNE akasema jamani nyie wote nimewarikodi video kwenye simu nawarusha YouTube Whatsup na Facebook..

Valentina · Apr 15, 2016

Angel Nylon said:
Kuna mmoja Yeye alikataa hadi pesa akahiyari apeleke umbea pale alipoambiwa asiposema atalipwa.
Uheke mtamu wee

He hee wallah umbea mtamu jamani nyie...

Smokey D said:
WA NNE akasema jamani nyie wote nimewarikodi video kwenye simu nawarusha YouTube Whatsup na Facebook..

Glenn · Apr 15, 2016

Valentina said:
Inategemea bana kuna umbea mwingine hauathiri chochote zaidi ya ucheke utanue mapafu

Ule umbea wa msuto na uchochezi ndio mbaya

Hahaha haya bhana

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