Umbea mtamu

[Valentina]

Waumini watatu walikutana kwa siri na kuelezana matatizo yao ili waweze kuombeana.
WA KWANZA: mimi tatizo langu ni wizi, kila nikimaliza ibada lazima niibe pesa za sadaka.
WA PILI: Mimi tatizo langu ni wanawake yani nimeshalala na wake za watu wa waumini wenzangu.
WA TATU: akaanza kulia badala ya kuongea.
WENZAKE: We vipi unatatizo gani mbona unalia???
AKAJIBU: jamani mimi tatizo langu ni "umbea" haya yote tuliyoongea lazima nikaseme!

 

[Ushimen]

Be the first to reply...[emoji13]

 

[Black Sniper]

Hahaahhahaha hakuna mbaya kama huyo wa mwisho.

Hao wawili wa mwanzo wanaweza acha tabia hiyo

 

[Valentina]

Hahaahhahaha hakuna mbaya kama huyo wa mwisho.

Hao wawili wa mwanzo wanaweza acha tabia hiyo

Ha haa hiyo tabia ukiizoea noma

 

[Black Sniper]

Ha haa hiyo tabia ukiizoea noma

We kiboko!!! Yaani MTU anaamka asubuhi za usiku zote anazijua halafu anatafuta pa kuzitua hahaaha

 

[Ombudsman]

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[Valentina]

We kiboko!!! Yaani MTU anaamka asubuhi za usiku zote anazijua halafu anatafuta pa kuzitua hahaaha

Usiombe ukawashwa na umbea

 

[Black Sniper]

Usiombe ukawashwa na umbea

Kkkkkkkkkk you make me laugh out loud, cheers mate.

 

[Valentina]

Kkkkkkkkkk you make me laugh out loud, cheers mate.

Ila umbea unaongeza siku ujue

 

[Black Sniper]

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If Gossip were food, many people would be overweight. Kwa kweli mi naogopa sana gossip ingawa nayasikia mengi

 

[Valentina]

Inategemea bana kuna umbea mwingine hauathiri chochote zaidi ya ucheke utanue mapafu

Ule umbea wa msuto na uchochezi ndio mbaya

 

[Black Sniper]

Inategemea bana kuna umbea mwingine hauathiri chochote zaidi ya ucheke utanue mapafu

Ule umbea wa msuto na uchochezi ndio mbaya

Hapo umenena na hiyo haiathiri kwa kweli, ngoja nisikilize latest hahaha

 

[longi mapexa]

Noma sana!

 

[Tamatheo]

Usiombe ukawashwa na umbea

Duuh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kumbe umbea unawashae??? Si ajabu kweli kuna mijitu mimbea hadi umbea unawasuta...

 

[Valentina]

Duuh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kumbe umbea unawashae??? Si ajabu kweli kuna mijitu mimbea hadi umbea unawasuta...

Ha haa umefanikiwa kunichekesha mchana huu

 

[adden]

Huyo wa3 atakuw CNN

 

[Angel Nylon]

Usiombe ukawashwa na umbea

Kuna mmoja Yeye alikataa hadi pesa akahiyari apeleke umbea pale alipoambiwa asiposema atalipwa.
Uheke mtamu wee

 

[Smokey D]

WA NNE akasema jamani nyie wote nimewarikodi video kwenye simu nawarusha YouTube Whatsup na Facebook..

 

[Valentina]

Kuna mmoja Yeye alikataa hadi pesa akahiyari apeleke umbea pale alipoambiwa asiposema atalipwa.
Uheke mtamu wee

He hee wallah umbea mtamu jamani nyie...

WA NNE akasema jamani nyie wote nimewarikodi video kwenye simu nawarusha YouTube Whatsup na Facebook..

 

[Glenn]

Inategemea bana kuna umbea mwingine hauathiri chochote zaidi ya ucheke utanue mapafu

Ule umbea wa msuto na uchochezi ndio mbaya

Hahaha haya bhana