Umeshawai kubambwa unapiga Nyeto

[Raphael gadau]

Acha nyeto sio nzuri.

ina madhara gani

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

hahahaha kipindi nipo boarding nilishawahi fumaniwa tena na mdada wa usafii hahaha kilichotokea siri yangu.ile shule nao sijui walikuwa wanajiamini nini kuweka wadada wa usafi kwa bweni za wanaume.

Alikusaidia kuua inshu nini [emoji2]

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

Nimecheka kfala

 

[mtoto wa kibopa]

Alikusaidia kuua inshu nini [emoji2]

hahahaha ushaelewa mkuu pigia mstari

 

[Shadrack K. Lwila]

[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Umenikumbusha 2005 wakati bado niko hom, one day majira ya saa 22:00 wakati namcheki Lexington Steele anavyompa mtu jaramba, nipo kitandani sina habari kumbe nilisahau kufunga mlango wa chumba, ile natahamaki biMkubwa huyo[emoji15] [emoji15] Asee[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] Niliruka kama nimepigwa na shoti ya umeme hadi kwenye socket na kuzima 1x1[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] bi mkubwa anauliza kwani kuna nn? Nikamjibu niliacha pasi kwenye umeme[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] akasema kumbe we ndio unanimalizia umeme. Nilisave hakuona.

Hahahaha sipati picha siilikuwa kisanga

 

[Foxhound]

Hahahaha sipati picha siilikuwa kisanga

Nilibahatika hakuona maana kwa ule mpini wa Lex Steele, mbona biMkubwa angeona angezirai[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Liwagu]

[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] nmecheka ksenge

Nilipoona mara ya kwanza nilidhani umekosea kuandika naona umerudia tena kuonyesha msisi tizo.

 

[Freyzem]

 

[bishororo]

Mimi nilikutwa na dem Wang napga punyeto pic ya dada ykeee alikuwa na chura uyooo alilia huyooo

 

[kichengere coi]

Mtu mwenyewe anayekufuma unapiga nyeto ni MANGE KIMAMBI hahahaa alafu ukute anamfumania mtu Kama LE MUTUZ aisee hapo ubuyu utaliwa mpaka mbegu zake. [emoji18]

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[goldie ink]

ina madhara gani

1. Kukosa nguvu za kiume.
2. Kuwa fikra finyu.
3. Mwili kuchoka sana.
4. Hata kupata kansa pindi unapotumia kemikali kupigia nyeto kama mafuta ya kujipaka, sabuni, n.k
5. Kushindwa kushiriki tendo la ndoa vizuri.

 

[nyocksie]

Alikua na kila sababu ya kulia aisee!

Mimi nilikutwa na dem Wang napga punyeto pic ya dada ykeee alikuwa na chura uyooo alilia huyooo

 

[PROF NDUMILAKUWILI]

Mtu mwenyewe anayekufuma unapiga nyeto ni MANGE KIMAMBI hahahaa alafu ukute anamfumania mtu Kama LE MUTUZ aisee hapo ubuyu utaliwa mpaka mbegu zake. [emoji18]

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[PROF NDUMILAKUWILI]

Duh!!

 

[PROF NDUMILAKUWILI]

Nikasema laiti angeona,[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] mbona ANGEZIRAI [emoji23] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Duh!!noma sana.

 

[PROF NDUMILAKUWILI]

Itakuwa kucheka kwa matako[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[PROF NDUMILAKUWILI]

Mimi nilikutwa na dem Wang napga punyeto pic ya dada ykeee alikuwa na chura uyooo alilia huyooo

Ohooo!!hapo kweli ulitinyanga mambo.

 

[ndege JOHN]

Mimi sisemi acha Ibaki siri yangu

 

[kauzu12]

Mimi nilikutwa na dem Wang napga punyeto pic ya dada ykeee alikuwa na chura uyooo alilia huyooo

Sijakuelewa mkuu

 

[Ng'wanamangilingili]

[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Umenikumbusha 2005 wakati bado niko hom, one day majira ya saa 22:00 wakati namcheki Lexington Steele anavyompa mtu jaramba, nipo kitandani sina habari kumbe nilisahau kufunga mlango wa chumba, ile natahamaki biMkubwa huyo[emoji15] [emoji15] Asee[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] Niliruka kama nimepigwa na shoti ya umeme hadi kwenye socket na kuzima 1x1[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] bi mkubwa anauliza kwani kuna nn? Nikamjibu niliacha pasi kwenye umeme[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] akasema kumbe we ndio unanimalizia umeme. Nilisave hakuona.

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