UPDATE: Vitoto vya nyoka nyumbani kwangu

[ronadoo]

kata migomba hio iliopo karibu na nyumba ndio chanzo.
bado wapowengi sana humo Iposiku usipo ikata utakutana na joka sio kinyoka Tena.

 

[toughlendon_1]

Kudos Jr... Allow me to visit your home, i wanna teach him to kill a big snake.When my lil brother was young, he couldn’t sleep at night because he thought there was a monster in the closet. I told my brother there wasn’t anything in the closet but fear. And fear wasn’t real, it wasn’t made of anything just air. Not even that. I told him he just have to face it. He just have to open that closet and the monster would disappear.

 

[Miguel Alvarez]

K

Tuliosomea University Of Havana Cuba, tumeelewa lengo la haya matukio ni kutujulisha huna mwanaume na unatamani upate wa kukaa nae.

Kama ni nyoka hapo hakuna nyoka...

Kwa hyo unataka kusema Mkuu katumia Code 😁

 

[Maya Angelou]

Kwa taarifa tu, Pacha hawezi kung'atwa na nyoka, labda ung'atwe wewe. Nyoka akimuona pacha anazubaa na kukosa hata nguvu ya kukimbia.

Bibi yangu kazaa mapacha mara tatu(Hadi aliitwa mama mbasa)

Mama yangu mzazi kazaa mara moja,

Dada zangu wawili (Watoto wa mama mkubwa) Kila mmoja kazaa mara moja, na kuna mtoto wa dada yangu mmoja wapo hapo juu kazaa mara moja.

Pacha huwa hawang'atwi na nyoka ndo mana huyo dogo aliweza kuwaua nyoka kirahisi.

Yes ni kweli
Kwetu pia kuna mapacha kuanzia dingi na wengine
Hii scenario ya nyoka mapacha haiwadhuru

 

[Miguel Alvarez]

Ww

Nimekuja PM tuyajenge niwe step father wa tu junior twetu.

Mwenyewe JOBLESS so itakuwaje mkuu

 

[the say]

njoo uone super woman wa south ye hatumii fimbo anakanyaga kichwa kama bible inavyosema.
Sio kwetu huku eti anajiita super woman kwa kuuza hand bag na slippers

 

[Duduvwili]

Tuliosomea University Of Havana Cuba, tumeelewa lengo la haya matukio ni kutujulisha huna mwanaume na unatamani upate wa kukaa nae.

Kama ni nyoka hapo hakuna nyoka...

Nyege tu zinamsumbua kwa style hyo huyo hata kumbabua lazima apakwe KY jelly anaonekana msoft kinyama hyu Single mama

 

[Dexta]

Ungempa credit za bure maasai kwa kitu kidogo kama hicho..
Hongera zake Junior.

 

[Cetshwayo Kampande]

Mboga hiyo,kaanga ule

 

[holy holm]

huyo dogo kamwalibia masai kula tunda ki masikhara 😎

 

[Smart911]

Weka picha yako upewe miongozo...

 

[reymage]

Nimesoma huku natukana.. tuna watu laini laini sana

Hapana watoto wa kiume ni jasiri mnooo nikiwa single enzi hizo nilikua lazima nikae na Mtoto wa kiume
Ukiona una Mtoto wa kiume muoga muoga brooo. Sali sana

 

[reymage]

Sio jongoo.Ni kinyoka

Kanatisha mi mmesisimka una Mtoto wa kiume dada
Safi kabisa

 

[reymage]

Kwa taarifa tu, Pacha hawezi kung'atwa na nyoka, labda ung'atwe wewe. Nyoka akimuona pacha anazubaa na kukosa hata nguvu ya kukimbia.

Bibi yangu kazaa mapacha mara tatu(Hadi aliitwa mama mbasa)

Mama yangu mzazi kazaa mara moja,

Dada zangu wawili (Watoto wa mama mkubwa) Kila mmoja kazaa mara moja, na kuna mtoto wa dada yangu mmoja wapo hapo juu kazaa mara moja.

Pacha huwa hawang'atwi na nyoka ndo mana huyo dogo aliweza kuwaua nyoka kirahisi.

Weee kweli?!!

 

[reymage]

Kiumbe anaitwa nyoka hata kumtaja tu sitaki. Nishawahi hama nyumba nikihisi ni nyoka kumbe tai imeanguka uvunguni.

Hahaaaaaa
Daahhh
Upoo?!

 

[Atoto]

Hahaaaaaa
Daahhh
Upoo?!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nipo mama.
Ramadhan kareem!

 

[reymage]

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] Nipo mama.
Ramadhan kareem!

Mmekumis
Ahsante dia

 

[Wilhelm Johnny]

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] watoto wa kishua bhna

 

[National Anthem]

Hapana watoto wa kiume ni jasiri mnooo nikiwa single enzi hizo nilikua lazima nikae na Mtoto wa kiume
Ukiona una Mtoto wa kiume muoga muoga brooo. Sali sana

Sasa hivi huogopi

 

[balibabambonahi]

Hii ni UPDATE ya Post yangu ya jana.

Hakika leo nimeamini mtoto wa nyoka ni nyoka na mtoto wa kiume ni mwanaume mana usiku wa jana sijalala kabisa.

Kuna muda nilipitiwa usingizi ila niliota ndoto mbaya kuwa nyoka wamejaa mvunguni hadi wananyanyua kitanda na wengine wamenijalia hadi wamenifunika wanaingilia puani wanatokea masikioni na mdomoni na machoni na vidole vimegeuka nyoka.

Very creepy nikashituka nikawasha taa, nikakung'uta shuka nikatandika tena nikakaa nikiperuzi mtandaoni hadi 12 kasoro ambao ni mida ya twins wangu kuamka na wakiamka break ya kwanza kuja kunisalimia.

Kwa vile pia ni mida ya walinzi kuondoka nikampigia simu mlinzi na kumuomba aende dirishani kwao awaamshe then awaambie wasishuke vitandani kwao kuna nyoka kaingia ndani kwetu mpaka masai aje amuue ndo washuke kitandani.

Hapo nilishampigia jirani yangu amuombe mlinzi wake wa kimasai aje anisaidie kuua nyoka.

Bahati nzuri jana kabla sijaingia bafuni nilienda vyumbani kwa twins wangu (Nina mapacha wa kiume na kike 10yrs) kuhakikisha wamechomeka net zao vizuri.

Baada ya muda nikasikia mlango wa chumban kwangu unagongwa. Nikajiuliza masai kaingiaje ndani kwetu wakati ndo kwanza najiuliza hapa akija nitashukaje kitandani kwenda kumfungulia mlango. Nani kamfungulia?

Wakati bado najiuliza nasikia mlango unagongwa tena then sauti ya pacha wangu wa kiume inaita mom mom!

Nikaogopa kwanini hichi kitoto hakisikii nikamwambia why did you leave your bed do you want the snake to bite you.?
.
Son:Mom!

Me:If I hear one more mom from your mouth I'll bit you today!Go back to your bed until Masai comes.

Son:Mom do you know who killed that baby snake we saw some weeks ago?

Huku ninatetemeka nikauliza
Me: Did you kill it?

Son:Yes mom! I played with it a lil then I stepped on it!

Me!Jeeeeesuuusssss!Whaaaaaaaat!?

Son:Even last time we went to visit grandma me and my friend killed a very big snake that wanted to eat grandmas chicks!

Me:Yeeeeesuuuu na Maria!Eti nini!?

Son;Mom!

Me:Enheee!

Son:How big is the snake in your bathroom mom?

Me:It is a baby snake just like the one you stepped on!

Akachekaaaa halafu akaniambia

"We d'ont need Masai for that momy!I'll kill it....Can I open the door.?

Mwanangu alivyoingia nikasema siwez kujificha kitandan nimuache aende kwenye hatari mwenyewe.

Nikashuka kitandani huku natetemeka. Alivyotaka kufungua mlango wa bafuni nikawaza hiv tukifungua halafu tukakuta kale katoto kako na mama yake na baba yake nitafanyaje.

Nikamwambia mwanagu usifungue acha tu Masai anakuja sasa hivi ila mwanangu nahisi alijifanya hajasikia akafungua mlango akaingia ikabidi na mim nimfuate huku natetemeka lkn hatukuona kitu sakafuni wala popote ila baada ya muda nikakaona kwenye kona ya ukuta na nikivyokaona tu ujasiri ukaniisha nikapiga yowe nikatoka mbio huku namvuta mwanangu mpaka chumban lkn bahat mbaya nikataka kudondoka nikamuachia mkono.

Nilivyoachia tu mkono wake mwanangu akarudi bafuni akaenda kuua kale kanyoka then akatoka nako huku kakaweka kwenye karatasi ananiambia huku anacheka "Its just a baby snake mom it cant do you nothing'.

Kale ka kike kule chumbani kalivyosikia napiga yowe na kenyewe kakapokea ikawa ni mayowe plus plus.

Watu wa fummigation wamesema wanakuja ila mpaka saa hiz hawajaja. Nimepuliza rungu 13 nyumba nyumba yote inanuka dawa.

Huyo pichani ndo mwamba alofanya nilale bila kuoga, nisipate usingizi nibane haja ndogo kwa zaidi ya masaa manne.[emoji51]
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Mkasa ulipoanzia, soma: Vitoto vya nyoka nyumbani kwangu

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