Usije Ukaona Watu Wajinga! , Hawajui Mafumbo.

[daneyodry]

jamaa mmoja alikuwa bado wamelala asubuh Ghafla mtu akapiga hodi kwenye mlango mke akaenda kufungua bahati mbaya kumbe ni Mpango wake Wa kando
MKE :unataka nini we mpumbavu
MUME :nani huyo unamtukana?
MKE :kuna mtu hapa ana kichwa kama nenda urudi badae Mpango wa Kando :na wewe pua kama...poa
MKE :Miguu kama masaa mawili hivi..Mpango Wa Kando:masikio kama sitachelewa.
MKE 😱ndoka hapa mjinga wewe(akafunga mlango).
MUME : mwambie ana magoti kama sitoki leo
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[Thread Starter]

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hachepuk mtu hpo

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[G.Jacob]

Hahahahaaaaa

 

[Dragoon]

😀😀😀😀

 

[servants]

Sitoki leo

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[samua]

Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha

 

[issa mweusi]

Hatar

 

[daneyodry]

Walevi wawili walichukua kioo
Mlevi wa Kwanza: oya mbona naona sura isiyo ngeni kwangu ila sema jina ndio lake ndio nimelisahau
Mlevi wa pili(akamnyang'anya yule wa Kwanza kioo halafu akasema): Dah! huyu sie Mimi kweli
Asee mi nakuona ushakua pumba Yani Mimi umeshanisahau jina langu? [emoji15] [emoji23]

Pombe haijawahi kumwacha mtu salama!![emoji81] [emoji81] [emoji13] [emoji23] [emoji23]

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[daneyodry]

UJINGA NI NINI?I

UJINGA NI KUNUNUA DAWA YA MENO HALAFU UNAPIGIA UNATEMA KAMA ULIJUA CHAFU KWA NINI ULINUNUA
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Sijavuta bange mie???

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[Night Watch]

😀😀😀😀😀

 

[daneyodry]

Hii nchi ni ya ubaguzi saaana!!
==>MBONA TULIOTEKWA NA MAPENZI HATUTAFUTWI!?
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Mie mzima jomon!

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[daneyodry]

TANGAZO

Kwa wale wenye vyeti vya kidato cha nne, cha sita,stashahada na shahada , wanaohangaika kutembea navyo kwa ajili ya kutafuta kazi naaminj bahasha zitakuwa zimechakaa,
Jipatie bahash mpya jwa shilingi 200/= tu
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