Githinji: Hii mtura ni how much?
seller: ni 50 bob yote
Githinji: Kata ya 20.
(the guy cuts a very little piece for the said price)
Githinji: Sasa nifungie hiyo ya 30...
When I die, I want Mkhitaryan to lower my coffin into the grave so he can let me down one last time.
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*Dear future wifey, am not saying that you should be a virgin [emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]But please angalau jichunge chunge basi usiwe jamvi la wageni jamani * [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Nilikuwa *Bomas jana* nikaona dame na badge imeandikwa PRESS kwa kifua nikaipress...sahii Niko kwa police station na sijui nini mbaya.....I think nimeshinda jackpot ya bonyeza nipewe security......[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]