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Shimba ya Buyenze

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Shimba ya Buyenze

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I want someone who won't get tired of me, who won't get bored of me, who won't give up on me.
Meron pa bang ganun?

[emoji254]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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Shimba ya Buyenze

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Shimba ya Buyenze

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Shimba ya Buyenze

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Shimba ya Buyenze

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VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT as per form 34A
(1) Engagements .........12%.
(2) Heart breaks ........95%.
(3) Wife caught cheating ........69%.
(4) Husband caught cheating ......79%.
(5) Condom sales .........99%
(6) Fast food sales ........89%
(7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes, prisoners/cells, beggars/destitutes .........2%.
(8) Girls in hospital over Love........60%
(9) Boys in hospital over Love.......5%
(10) Girls arrested for fighting over Boys.......79%.
(11) Boys arrested for fighting over Girls.......10%
(12) Husbands beating wives in public....... 804 counted.
(13) Pregnancy ......... 39,572.
(14) Number of switched off phones on Feb 14 2018..... 9million .
We are still taking statistics....,These are just provisional results. Tallying is still ongoing and form 34B is yet to be received.I will keep you all Updated

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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Apart from "K"
Which other replies show your relationship is in the ICU? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji125][emoji125]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Na hii joto yote balls zina hang loose zinajaza boxer bure [emoji57]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Swaleh Mdoe is planning to sell his Kidney and now I am wondering if I really need two balls[emoji57][emoji57]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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I have never understood why banks put up 10 counters only to hire 2 tellers [emoji849]‍♀️

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Nimeenda kupika ugali nikapata unga ya ugali ime expire nimetupa hiyo paper ya unga. Unga yangu haiwezi kaa kwa karatasi imeharibika [emoji23]

Don't argue with me am not feeling well [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Apart from the sun what else rises in the morning[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Mimi ''chicks'' najua ni madem, watoto wa kuku ni vifaranga [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji116][emoji116][emoji116][emoji116][emoji116][emoji116][emoji116]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Wakiamka kuenda kutupa CD zimetumika na pampers, tunaamka kuenda kutupa takataka, ama niaje single tweeps? Wakiamka tunaamka, wakitupa tunatupa [emoji23]

Good morning Kenya... Am Gvn

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Vile kwa wamaasai unapata spear nje ya boma unajua kuna mwanaume ndani.

Hapa kiambu Ni pikipiki [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Guys with beards are just guys without beards with beards

Kizungu ilikua must ... So I hope mmeelewa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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45 Minutes Is Enough To Have Sex [emoji533][emoji527] ,Above That SATAN Is Using You .. !!

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Shimba ya Buyenze

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