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Tumshukuru Mungu kwa kutuwezesha kuifikia siku hii. Atubariki tuweze kuzifikia na nyingine nyingi. Na cha muhimu zaidi Akatuwezeshe kuuona upendo na utukufu wake kupitia matendo yetu kwa binadamu wenzetu hasa wale masikini kabisa wasio na kitu, wajane, wagonjwa mahospitalini na wengine wanaoteseka [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]
 
*Intelligence of a drunk*

Last night after having a drink too many, Dick left the party quitely and left his car behind because he knew drunk driving was dangerous. He took a taxi.

From the party his friends phoned him and ask 'where have you gone?' He replied that having drank a bit too much he left his car behind and took a taxi home.

His friends, 'which house did you go? Where are you now, the party was at your home?'

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